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NinSpace, Part Two: Chatroom Jealousy
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Tsunade logged in as Naruto. "Look, Shizune, Hinata just logged on!"
"Tsunade, this time it's cold. Hinata is more . . . sensitive than Ino and Sakura!" shizune rebelled, as Tsunade already typed in her first line.
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I…LoveNaruto logged on
Ramen! logged on
Ramen!: Hey, do you want to come over to my place and get it on?
I…LoveNaruto: . . . . um . . . y-yes. I would love that!
I…LoveNaruto logged off
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"Tsunade!" Shizune screamed. "That time it really was mean."
"Oh, Shizune, calm down!"
"No!"
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Meanwhile, at Sasuke's house . . .
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Sasuke dragged along the road outside his home. He was so tired . . . he had snuck in all the sake he could and drank it with his ramen . . .
He slowly turned the nob. He stepped in, walked over, undressed, and lay in his bed. He slowly pulled the covers over him.
He opened his eyes quickly and saw Ino and Sakura on top of him. "Get off and leave me alone!" Sasuke screamed.
"You tape his mouth," Ino said to Sakura, "And I'll tie him up."
"For once," Sakura said, "I completely agree."
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Somebody knocked on the door. "Come in," Tsunade shouted.
Shikamaru opened the door and walked in. "I know what you're doing. I was watching the chatrooms and figured out that it was you."
Tsunade and Shizune exchanged glances. Tsunade picked up her chair and threw it at Shikamaru.
"Tsunade!" Shizune screamed.
"Don't worry, he'll wake up tomorrow and forget what happened. Now, back to the website . . . "
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GreenBeast logged on
HyugaGenius logged on
GreenBeast: Hello, HyugaGenius.
HyugaGenius: Hey, Lee, Kiba and Shino had sex with Sakura last night! Together!
GreenBeast: What! I will go destroy them!! Nobody takes my Sakura away from me!
GreenBeast logged off
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"Tsunade, I draw the line at this point."
"Shizune, what's the fun unless you do as much as you can while you can!?" Tsunade replied to Shizune's plea.
"Tsunade, what if they find out?"
"They won't. And really, what's the harm?"
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Kiba and Shino were walking along the road together, talking.
"So," Kiba said, "why is tha-"
"Dynamic Entry!"
Lee jumped high and landed hard as his feet went crushing into Kiba's face. As he flew backward, Lee yelled, "Leaf Hurricane!" and spun into Shino's face.
As they lay on the ground, bloody and confused, Lee smiled. "Victory."
Lee walked away whistling.
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Meanwhile . . .
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"N-naruto?" Hinata sighed as she walked out of his house. "I guess he doesn't really want me over."
She began to walk away as Naruto ran into her.
"Hey, Hinata, do you want to come inside?" Naruto asked.
"Y-yes!" Hinata said enthusiastically. She then realized he had not asked her to come with him, but mearly made a joke as he stood up revealing his zipper to be caught in her's.
"Look's like we're going in together!" Naruto laughed.
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Tsunade then saw Neji log on.
Shizune attempted to hold Tsunade's hands back, but she fought her off and logged in as Choji.
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Chips logged on
HyugaGenius: Hey, Chips.
Chips: Me and Tenten had some fun loving last night, HyugaGenius!
HyugaGenius logged off
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"Tsunade, even though I'm laughing right now does not take away from the fact I am very angry with you! You are Hokage, you should be taking care of the village, not ruining it!" Shizune scolded.
"Who are you, my mother?"
There was a knock at the door.
"Come in," Tsunade said.
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Neji came up behind Choji, with an evil smirk on his face.
Choji turned. "Oh, hi Ne-"
"Rotation!"
Choji flew through the air, and Neji smiled to himself as he started off towards Tenten's house.
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Sasuke opened his eyes. Sakura and Ino got off him. Ino pouted, "That was terrible. I'm just gonna get back together with Shikamaru."
Sakura pouted. "Sasuke, I forever hate you now."
Sasuke smiled nervously. "So, faking it badly did work!"
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Naruto and Hinata stepped into Naruto's house.
"Well, Hinata, what did you want?" Naruto asked.
Hinata leaned in to kiss him, but he stopped her. "What is wrong with you, Hinata?"
"You asked me to come over and 'get it on' with you!"
"What? When?"
"On NinSpace!"
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Kiba, Shino, and Lee walked into the room.
"Hokage-sama, Lee-" Kiba began, but Tsunade had already thrown books at their heads. Three genin now lay out cold in her room.
"What was that for, Lady Tsunade?" Shizune asked.
Tsunade paused. "Because . . . it is fun."
Shizune hung her head, as Tsunade continued typing.
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Next: What will the Genin remaining do? How will this end?