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I unfortunately have to take a gym class – it's required. This means I have to act like a total klutzy bimbo so they don't figure out my hidden talent.
"This semester you have to actually participate to get points. Which means doing what I say. You do that, you pass the class. Any questions? ……….. Good now get into pairs and warm up your arms, practice pitching to one another.
I look around and no one still needs a partner, and if they do they are hiding from me. People tend to stay away from me if sports are involved for self preservation purposes. I can go over board with my pretending sometimes.
I was about to ask Coach Clapp to be my partner when – much to my relief – someone started to come out of the men's locker room. That relief was immediately replaced with complete and utter exasperation when I saw it was Edward Cullen. This is getting ridiculous.
We are now throwing the ball back and forth. Well actually he is throwing it. I, being a klutz (wink, wink) was attempting to.
"You know you should work-out more often" we had this great no talking thing going on. So of course he just had to go and ruin it.
"I get plenty of exercise." I really need to stay calm; injuring two people in one day would be bad.
"Well if you were in shape, you would be able to throw a ball." He is totally asking for it.
"You know what Edward you're right I'm just some dumb klutz. I can't even throw a ball ten feet." Quicker than he could respond I whipped the ball straight at him – and when I say him I mean little Eddie. I have a feeling that he won't be having kids anytime soon.
"Ow" he crumpled to the ground in pain. Ya definitely not going to be having kids.
"Swan!" What did you do? My best player is on the ground holding his manhood and you're just standing there like its nothing! Help him to the nurse's office!"
"Sorry coach. I just don't know what happened I threw the ball and then he was on the ground!" I said with wide innocent eyes. If it looks like an accident then I can't get in trouble
"Remind me to sit you out when the heavy equipment is involved."
"Will do!" I left, dragging Edward behind me.
We were half way across campus when I saw Mr. Callahan locking up his room carrying his lunch pail. He walked past us throwing me a dirty look. He was out to lunch, his room is empty. Perfect.
I pull Cullen over by the door. Ya know he has been surprisingly quiet. Hope I didn't scar him for life. O well. I look at Cullen. He has this curious look on his face.
Edward keep your trap shut and tell me if there is anyone coming." That sentence didn't make much sense. Either way he knew what I meant.
I knelt down in front of the doorknob. I tugged out the chain around my neck that held lock picking tools and went to work on the lock. Eighteen seconds. New personal best.
I glanced over my shoulder motioning for Cullen to follow. He did after shutting the door behind him. I went over to his desk looking in all the drawers. There was only one left, that's where my phone had to be. But of course it's the only one locked.
Sweet success. It opened and right there was my phone. As I took my phone out of the drawer I notice something else in there. When I realized what it was I knew I would be scarred for life. Seeing the look on my face Edward came over to see what was wrong. When he saw it he looked just as sicked out as me. In Mr. Callahan's locked desk drawer was a gay men porn magazine. I have a feeling he didn't confiscate those which means they're his.
To distracted by this new tid-bit of information we didn't notice someone outside until the door knob was getting turned. We were trapped. Not enough time to climb though the window. I did the only thing I could think to do.
I pinned Edward against the wall and kissed him like my life depended on it. He went as stiff as a board in complete shock. The door opened and standing there was the creeper himself. His face was all red and puffy. I wonder if he and Tanya are related.
"Swan how did you get in here! Why are you in here!" wow he's dummer than I thought.
"The door was unlocked and isn't it kind of obvious why I'm in here?"
"You are both going strait to the office and you missy are on the first plain out of here! You knew you were on thin ice as it was!"
"What! No! That's not fair! I haven't done anything wrong until now!" they can't do that! I worked way too hard to get this!
Edward decided to jump in before things escalated anymore. "You know Frank – can I call you frank? Anyway we just couldn't help ourselves, I'm sure you know all about that. I mean we all have our dirty pleasures. Now don't we?" with each word Edward said he took a step closer to Callahan. Cullen was in full flirt mode. And I found it super creepy. But it took all my will power not to burst out laughing. Frank looked extremely flustered, but definitely not uncomfortable. Mr. Franklin Callahan has officially been dazzled by Edward Cullen.
"Well……I guess I um could just let you off with a warning. But just this once."
"Thank you frank." Edward grabbed my arm and we were out of there. As soon as we were away from the calc room he spun around to face me. "Would you care to tell me why I just scarred my self for life?" he was livid. It was kind of intimidating.
"I needed to get my cell phone back and he was gone so I took the chance. I'm sorry I got you into it. I just, I have a phone call I really need to make." I did owe him an explanation but it wasn't one I was willing to give.
"Ya whatever I don't care about that, but why did you flip out when he said they could kick you out. It's not like they would. And miss your parents' precious checks. Ya right."
"Maybe that's how it is for you. But me, I didn't get here with mommy and daddy's check book."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"That means that I am here on scholarship! That means that they could kick me out without even thinking twice! That means that I have to watch what I say, how I act, and I have to work twice as hard as all you other bimbos here!" oh my god. I cannot believe that I just said all that out loud. To Cullen no less. No one besides teachers knew and now the whole school will know by tomorrow morning. All they're going to see is some charity case. "God damitt!" what was I going to do! "Don't tell anyone ok. I don't want people looking at me like I'm beneath them. I get that enough as it is."
I hate this feeling, that he has something over me. I'm pretty much at his mercy, and by the look on his face he knew it.
"Well to keep a secret like that, could be kind of hard…….. You would owe me pretty big if I did. Oh, and don't think I forgot that baseball 'incident'. That and stealing would get you kicked out for sure." Was he blackmailing me!? I can't believe him! But I can't let it show this bothers me. But what am I going to do? I can't not do what he says otherwise he'll go to the head master.
"That's low. Even for you."
"That isn't any way to talk to someone you owe is it?"
"Whatever now what do you want?"
"I need to think that over. I'll let you know when I come over to work on the project." Shit! I forgot that we had that project to work on!
"Fine but I need to go gym is almost over." No there was still almost 20 minutes left. "I'm guessing you and your manhood are ok now."
"Ya since you brought it up where did that throw come from? It's not like a girl let alone you could throw a ball, get it past me, and hit the mark." What a sexist pig! I can't believe he just said that!
"It was complete luck and adrenalin Cullen. Once in a lifetime for a weak little girl like me." My voice was dripping with sarcasm. But he didn't seem to catch it.
"That's what I figured. It's not like anyone is actually better than me at baseball anyway." That cocky, chauvinistic, son of a – "you're dismissed slave." He did not just say that! Clenching my fists at my sides I stomped off to class.
Classes were over for the day. Nothing eventful happened sense the run-in with Callahan. I was now waiting for someone to pick up the phone.
"Hello?" just hearing that voice on the other end of the line made everything that happened today disappear. It brightened my whole day.
"Hey baby!"
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