AN: Chapter 3! More humorous than the last, and possibly a bit longer. I keep getting carried away. lol Oh! And I am HORRIBLE at writing accents, so please stay with me if Chekov's is a little off. I don't have much practice writing his voice.
Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't want it. But by now I'm sure you all know who I do want. ;)
3. Virginity
Everything was quiet. Matter of fact, it was too quiet and as a result a lot of people were becoming jumpy just anticipating something bad. That's why it was no surprise when the Enterprise began to shake violently.
Ensign Chekov's eyes went wide as he was thrown out of his chair and across the bridge. He grabbed a nearby console and held on for dear life as he watched his fellow bridge crew members reach for things they could hold onto as well. He made eye contact with Lieutenant Uhura who looked as if she'd just seen a ghost.
"Look out Ensign!" she shouted. Chekov only had time to blink at her before something dealt a huge blow to his head. He started slipping into unconsciousness as he realized that the Enterprise was no longer shaking. The last thing he heard before the darkness consumed him was the lieutenant's voice calling sickbay.
He awoke to a bright light, a very bright light, and one that only made his throbbing headache worse. 'Oh no.' He thought. 'Is this…heaven?!'
And suddenly it was word vomit.
"No! Nyet! I cannot die! I need to live. I cannot die a wirgin!" Chekov began thrashing around violently unable to control the emotions that were rushing out of him. He felt a pair of hands grab his shoulders and push him back on the bed, but he kept shouting just the same.
"I am only sewenteen! There is so much I have not seen! So much I have not done! I do not ewen have a girlfriend!!" He was sobbing now, the thought of him being dead, understandably, too much to handle.
"Would you calm down?! Dang it, boy you're not dying!"
Chekov stopped his violent thrashing long enough to squint into the light.
"Doctor McCoy? Is zat you?" It was then that the bright light began to fade and the young Russian saw that he was in sickbay and very much alive. A blush began to creep onto his cheeks as he realized his mistake.
"Yeah it's me. And you don't need to worry about that virgin thing Ensign." Chekov was silent, not really wanting to know where the doctor was going with his statement. McCoy turned to go back into his office. Once at the door he looked over his shoulder at the navigator, his eyes holding a humorous look as a sarcastic grin spread across his face.
"Son, no one dies a virgin. Life screws us all."
AN: This will be the last time I update until...let's say Tuesday at the latest. I'm going on vacation and then I've got some stuff to do once I get back. School starts here in like a week...ugh...I'm so not ready. Anyway, you should brighten my mood with reviews since they're awesome and free to give. =)