i know. i'm scummm, scumier than scum actually. i'm the waste excreted by the scum eaters! i am reallllllllllly sorry for taking so long i have no excuse for my awfulness except that i was blindedd by summer. again i am sorry for taking so long and with out further adue, chapter six. (ps. sorry for the typoes i am ppostive you will come across)

Bella POV

I'm now in the batting cages (yes they're indoors). I could stay in here for hours. I absolutely love baseball—even though I've never played on a team before. Not that I would tryout—but I bet they wouldn't let me if I wanted to. You're probably sitting there thinking 'that's what softball is for' well no offense to the sport but it has nothing on base ball it's just not the same. These sexist pigs couldn't care less of my preference to baseball though. So if I did sports then I would be stuck with underhand pitching and a ball so big a five-year-old couldn't miss it. 100 balls, 10 swim laps, my ipod, and a shower later I was in bed finishing my essay for history class. It's taking longer than expected to finish because I can't keep my mind off today's events. I go from invisible; to telling off manwhore and head bitch; to punching said bitch; to telling Edward—aka said whore—my whole life story, deep dark secrets and all; to straddling across the lap of pre-mentioned whore; to ending my day like any other day by breaking into the gym. Thank god I have sports they seem to be the only piece of normal in my life right now. That and my music.

Finally finished the last of my homework. Exhausted, I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.

Alice POV

Today certainly has been an interesting day. I go from waking up and picking my outfit; to hearing my brother got rejected by a girl; to running into said girl; to watching said girl straddle said brother in front of well over half of the student body; to following girl-in-question to her secret destination (aka the gym); to finding out that girl (aka straight up klutz) has mad skills with a bat. And it all started out like any other day.

That Bella is definitely going to make things interesting. I think we are going to be good friends, as soon as I get her away from that atrocious thing she calls a wardrobe. (A good reason to go shopping!) But I definitely think that she is going to shake things up……….

Bella POV

I'm starting to think that curiosity didn't kill the cat. I think that because the cat was curious he or she found out juicy information on someone and decided it would be fun to blackmail them. So the cat was killed not because of the curiosity but because said person being blackmailed went crazy-psycho-bitch on their ass!

It has now been a week since Edward started his questioning and he still has questions! Not to mention I have another blackmailer! Let's just say there are going to be a lot of shopping trips in my future.

XXX Flashback XXX

Its Tuesday, I just finished my workout. I shut the door to the gym complex, turn around only to run strait into Alice Cullen. Oh shit.

"Don't worry Bella, I already know and I won't tell anyone." I love this girl! "As long as you do everything I say." She's dead to me.

"You Cullens and your black mailing!" oops! I shouldn't have said that.

"What's that supposed to mean?" new filter needed!

"Nothing."

"If you don't tell me I just might have to tell everyone how amazing you are with that bat….." stupid diabolical pixie from hell.

"Edward has also taken it upon himself to blackmail me." You know that creepy little look she makes? Ya well its back.

"What's he making you do?" such nosey people!

"He's making me answer all his questions. If I refuse to answer a question, then he gets a kiss. If he finds out that I lie then he gets a five minute make out session." Her eyes bugged out, (it reminded me of one of those squishy key chain dolls that you can't stop squeezing because when you do their eyes pop out).

"Have you lied yet?"

"Ya, only once though."

"On what?" I'm not going to tell her that!

"I'm not going to tell you that! You could just turn around and tell him!"

"What ev back to my point of being here. You are going to try out for the base ball team!" is she insane?!

"Alice I don't want people to know about this! Why else would I sneak into the gym at this time of night?"

"Why can't people know?" she looked so heart broken. I feel so guilty, and I didn't even do anything wrong!

"Alice there are so many things wrong with that! One, people would be bothering me constantly. Two, that's the thing that I lied to Edward about; I told him that I hated sports. Not to mention even if I agreed I wouldn't be allowed to since I'm a girl."

"First of all no one will bother you because they would have to answer to me. Second I can take care of getting you out of Edward's rediculas request. So you have nothing to worry about." She had a triumphant little smirk.

"Even if you could get rid of the Edward issue we still have the dilemma of me not having a certain appendage. It's called a dick, maybe you've heard of it."

"That won't be a problem when I'm done with you." I an officially scared for my ovaries. I have come to know in this short amount of time that Alice is capable of anything.

XXXEnd FlashbackXXX

Alice buy some miracle got me to try out as a guy. But no fear my vigina is safe. I'm just going to wear baggy clothes with a baseball cap and hood to hide my face. I will go under the name izzy and if I get on the team then we'll go from there. The only reason I agreed to do this is because she promised to get Edward off my back about the whole lying thing. And maybe I want to see there faces when they find out Bella-fall-in-a-flat-surface-while-walking-swan made it onto their big ten team. But that's beside the point.

Tomorrow is Friday. Which means tryouts and then I am going to come to a transvestite experience. And now my brain is going 100 miles a minute and won't shut off! Sleeping pills sound really good right now.

I don't really ever like taking pills, any medicine for that matter. But this is a special case. So I sucked the capsules down dry and barely made it to my bed before I passed out.

I was having the most tranquil dream. I was in the middle of a meadow; it's perfectly round and full of wild flowers. I was just laying there; looking up at the white cotton ball clouds, basking in the complete peace and balance of the place. That is until this annoying and persistent banging sound started followed by someone yelling my name. That isn't part of my dream. And who ever is ruining my very rare good dream is going to get hell. I open my eyes only to shut them two seconds later. Since when does the sun turn on so early? And who the hell is banging on my door? I get up throw the door open ready to reign hell down on this idiot only to be swept up in the biggest hug I have ever received. And that says a lot knowing I have been hugged by Emmett.

Edward's POV

Bella wasn't in any of her classes and won't answer her phone. She is probably just sick or skipping or something but I just want to make sure. I feel very protective of her. I need to know she is alright.

And that is why I am spending my lunch period going to her dorm. I told Alice I was going to the library- stupid excuse on my part since I've never been in there- which she saw right through. But she let it go.

I knocked on her door……..nothing. Knocked again, harder this time…….. Still nothing. What if something is really wrong? What if she fell and hit her head and is unconscious and is slowly bleeding to death? "Bella" bang bang "Bella" I kept hitting my fist against the door. Yelling her name. I was in full freak out mode.

Finally the door was opening revealing a very tired and pissed looking Bella. I couldn't control my self I picked her up embracing her with all my strength. She's ok. She is not her floor bleeding to death. I am going to have to keep an eye on her though. Just to make sure she doesn't die anytime soon.

there you have it! let me know wat you think! ta ta for now! will try to update more devotedly in the future!