WOOPS!!! I HAVEN'T BEEN DOING A DISCLAIMER!! But really, did any of you think I ACTUALLY wrote twilight??? Not that cool people, not cool.

Jake's POV

Damn it. DAMNIT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!! I thought harshly to myself as I rushed home, Why didn't you ask her sooner?!! You've liked her for years!! You are the biggest idiot on the planet!!! Oh and Paul… I AM GOING TO KILL HIM!!!

Paul was one of my best friends, he knew I liked her, but does he care? No. Because he's an asshole!!!!! Damn it. DAMN IT!!

Abigail's POV (before the kiss)

Mrs. Bergstrom's class was probably the worse classes I had ever been in. I was given a detention because I was literally 30 seconds late. I CHECKED THE CLOCK!!! She took AT LEAST a minute to find the detention slips and write me a note. And even then I was only 30 seconds late. I WAS ON TIME!!! SHE JUST CAN'T READ TIME!!!!

"Psst. Abigail. PSST!!" Remy attempted to whisper, but she was just too perky to ever whisper. I looked over at her and she looked as though she was having a spaz attack.

"CALM DOWN REMY!!" I mouthed. She waved her hands in a motion that said, "You're an idiot. I'm not having a spasm!"

She then mouthed to me, "Guess who just asked me to the spring fling?"

"Who?" I mouthed back anxiously.

"CONNER DE'MAYES!!!!" she actually yelled, out loud.

"Smooth Remy, real smooth."

After being told off by Mrs. Bergstrom for 10 minutes, I was finally left to think about more important things. Like getting a date to the spring fling. Remy had gotten Conner, Sidney had gotten Ryan. And whom did I get?? NO ONE!!! Because no one likes me. Except for some creep I thought left the school in 6th grade but "supposedly" hadn't. I think he did though, I NEVER SAW HIM LAST YEAR, AT ALL!!!

Wait. Maybe Jake will finally ask me out!! I've liked him for the past year! He's got to have found out by now, he's not as dumb as he tries to make people think. Should I ask him? No. too desperate sounding. But what if he didn't ask me? What if I went to yet another dance without a date? I couldn't let this happen.

As soon as the bell rang I grabbed Sidney and Remy and said urgently, "I need make up. Now!"

"Why?? You don't need it." Remy said supportively.

"Thanks for trying but I know I do, and I DEFINITELY need it if I want Jake to ask me to the dance." I rushed out of my mouth. There was no time to waste.

"So do you really think he might ask you out?" Remy asked.

"I hope so. Will you guys wait for me at my house. Walk down there and I'll tell you all about it later." I told them quickly.

"Yeah of course. We need your key." Remy always remembered the important things.

"Here it's in the coin purse you made from tape for me." I said as I handed the tape-purse to Remy.

"Come on Sid!" Remy said to Sidney. Sidney never talked, but she always found a way to communicate. Today she gave me a look that said, "GO GETTER-GREG!!" that was her favorite song and that would stay in my head for the next 30 minutes, as long as it took for him to ask me.

As I walked outside to the place where I usually met Jacob to walk home, I saw someone else. Paul.

"Umm hey Paul" I said not knowing what else to say.

"Hey Abi." He said flirtatiously while sizing me up, creeper. Paul had always sort of scared me. He was big and strong and sized people up. IT WAS CREEPY!!

"What are you doing here Paul?" I said coldly.

"Waiting for you. I was thinking.." Oh God Paul please don't ask me. Don't ask me. "Maybe we should go out. I mean I'm hot you're hot. We're a perfect couple." Yuck YUUUUCK!!!! First off he isn't hot. Second off, NEITHER AM I!!! Creeper.

As I thought these things through my head, Paul came closer.

"Paul I really don't want to go out with you. I'm sorry but…" And before I could do anything he was kissing me. And believe me. He is a horrible kisser. Dog with peanut butter? Yeah this, INSIDE MY MOUTH. Ughghhghg. While this monstrosity was happening, out of the corner of my eye I saw Jake. Yes! He was finally here!! He would ask me out. Then my brain started working again. He saw me kissing Paul. He wouldn't ask me out. He'd hate me. I started to cry thinking about how much he would hate me. And Paul immeadietly stopped kissing me.

"Am I really that bad that I made you cry?" Paul said somewhat hurt.

"YES. And by the way, next time you should probably kiss someone who wants to kiss you to, then they won't criticize you as much. Dog." I mumbled that last part under my breath.

"Whatever bitch." Paul said to me as I walked away.

"What did you just call me you bastard?" I was now officially pissed off at Paul.

"I said bitch, you deaf whore." OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I decided I would retain myself. I wouldn't want to punch another guy. The other guy really deserved it. I ran home crying. I walked into my house, slammed the door, ran upstairs to Remy and Sidney on facebook. I looked over their shoulders to see their profile "ABI + JAKE!! 3"

"How'd it go? Tell me everything! Oh my gosh. We NEED to go shopping, and yes you do have to come Sidney. No I don't care if you hate shopping. A PAUL FRANK SHIRT THAT YOU BOUGHT FROM THE GUYS SECTION LAST WEEK DOES NOT COUNT AS STYLE SIDNEY!!!" Sidney never had to speak to be told off.

"Well, actually, we don't need to go shopping. He didn't ask me." I explained more, "I was walking to the place where I usually meet him when Paul walks up, he asks me to go out with him and before I say no he starts kissing me and there's nothing I can do to stop him! Then Jake comes byandseesmekissingPaulandleavesandnowheprobably hatesme!!!!" I was already in tears before I could finish my story.

"It's Okay. I'll go kill Paul for you." Remy answered excitedly.