Introduction:

We see for some odd reason Peter Griffin sitting on a comfy recliner near a burning fire place in a fancy living room.

Peter: Alright back from long hours of waiting……chapter 2. You're probably wondering why I'm reading and not Burga141. Well Burga141 is tied up…..da I mean….busy right now with studying for her finals. So I Peter Griffin will be reading this chapter. We last left off that Duncan and Noah as they time travel back into wherever the hell they are to find Harold. Here we go chapter 2!

Chapter 2: Party Pooping NAZIS!!!

At a big grassy plain, with cattle, and a cloudy sky……….a purple worm hole appears and shoots out Duncan and Noah. They land on the grass with sparks friction at their landing tracks.

Duncan: Okay. If everything worked properly this should be the exact time and place that Harold was sent to.

Noah: Yeah but now we need to find out where we are.

Duncan: Or when we are!

Noah: (Glares at him) Oh that's such a douche time traveler thing to say.

There is a cow next to them eating grass.

Cow: SHAZOO……………!!!!!

Noah: (Recognizes that incorrect moo from that European Toy) Okay Duncan we're somewhere in Europe. (Spots a trail of tissues in front of him.) Aha! Look Duncan. (Runs towards the trail and Duncan follows him) This trail of used tissues should led us right to Harold.

Duncan: (Smirks) Or to Ezekiel. (Says in a sarcastic tone)

Noah: (Starts to laugh) Aha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, he's gross.

Duncan and Noah start to follow the trail of snotty tissues and find a small village. They walk through it seeing horsemen driving people on wooden carriages, Hebrew Jewish men, women, and children, and mostly everyone doing something in there. Then Noah pokes Duncan's shoulder and points his attention to a large white Synagogue far in front of them. They walk up to it and read the sign saying 'Warsaw's Hebrew Synagogue……..Wear a sweater it's chilly in there!'

Duncan: Warsaw, well at least we know where we are. (He and Noah goes inside)

A Hebrew wedding ceremony is going on in the Synagogue.

Rabi: (Saying the prayers and blessings of the groom and bride as they become to be married) And so we had encrucified. But this doesn't leave this , the point is may Haim and Sarah have many wonderful years together. Amen.

Noah: Uh, excuse me. We're looking for a Mr. McGrady.

Every man in the church raises their hand.

Duncan: Mr. Harold McGrady.

Half the men lower their hands.

Noah: He's a small business owner. Tends to have wicked skills a lot. Kind of a hypochondriac.

The half that lowered their hands raises them again.

Noah: No, no! You can't put your hand back up after you've put it down...You know what, never mind.

Duncan: (Takes one of the wedding programs that are in a stack on a small table next to him. His eyes widens once he say the date on the front page.) Hey Noah look at this, September 1, 1939. For some odd reason I remember that date from a lesson in History class.

Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Hard to believe. (Cringes once Duncan glares at him from that response)

Rabi: I now pronounce you man and wife. Mazl tov! Now step on the glass.

Harold: (Sitting at the front row isle set and looking worried) Oh but be careful though. When I was 13 at 'Magic Steve's Glass Making Camp' I stepped on a glass cup and cut myself. Then when we went on that beach camp trip, they had to put a wonder bread bag over my wounded foot to keep the sand out.

The Groom stomps on the glass and everyone in the Synagogue shouts "MOZL TOV!" Duncan and Noah runs up to Harold.

Duncan: (Out of breath) Oh Harold….I can't believe I'm saying this but….thank god!

Harold: (Looks shocked and confused) Duncan and Noah? You're in heaven to?

Duncan: (Rolls his eyes and snorts) No Dork-boy, this isn't heaven. You travelled back in time.

Harold: (Eyes widens in shock) What? H-How is that possible?

Duncan: (Gets annoyed) Oh dear god….Just trust us this time. We're here to bring you back home.

Harold: (In disbelief) But it's gotta be heaven Duncan, look! (Points to a different direction) There's my frugal aunt Ruth, my drifty uncle Isaac, my bogen hunting aunt Flo,
and my great aunt Vera, who didn't like to spend a lot on anything.

Duncan: (Impatiently tugs on his sleeve) C'mon Harold we gotta get outta here.

Harold: (Face in a sad expression) But Duncan, when am I gonna see my grandpa Hiam's wedding with my own eyes?

Noah: (Turns to Duncan) Yes, you know, he's right, Duncan. Besides, I've never been to Hebrew wedding.

Duncan: (Sighs) Well, I guess we could stay a little longer.

Noah: (Gets excited) Oh, wonderful. I wanna be hoisted up on the chair and see what it feels like to be top Jew.

At the party of the reception, everyone was dancing in a circle with Jewish folk band music. Everyone looks like they're having a good time. The scene switches to the 'Nazi Force Headquarters in Germany'. In there is a dimmed room with Nazi soldiers and generals planning there bombing zones for nuclear attacks. There is a Nazi that is getting a message on his tye writer saying:

CODE WHITE

INVASION OF POLAND!!!

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P.S I just got ur message! LMAO!!! XD

Once the message was handed to the Nazi General, read it and then Nazi saluted to the messenger. A cut back to the party scene and Noah is being hoisted up on a chair wearing a Yakima and smiles while waving. Harold is doing some traditional Jewish kicking routine. A little cut back to the Nazi scene as the Nazis takes off on their machine gun/bomb dropping planes and some of them gets geared up and goes into their tanks. A cut back to the party scene with Duncan and Noah doing a street dancing routine. The party was interrupted by loud bombing and exploding sounds coming from outside of the Synagogue. Everyone comes outside and sees the Nazis exploding buildings and setting fires. Duncan, Noah and Harold looks scared to death as well as shock.

Noah: (Eyes widen) Uh-oh (Sees that the tanks are aiming at the Synagogue. Noah notices that he is wearing a Yakima and not Duncan, so he puts the Yakima on Duncan's head.)

Peter Griffin: Well that is a very great spot for a cliffhanger. While they make it back home before the Nazis get to them first? Find out on the next….(Interrupted by a slam of the door and sees a really angry Burga141 who is all sweaty and bruised up.) Ahhhhhhhh BURGA141! I mean………..(cringes in fear) He-He-Hey Bur-Burga141…..How is it studying for finals???

Burga141: (Stomps over to him and grabs the front of his shirt while breathing angrily) MY FINALS ENDED LAST WEEK GRIFFIN!!!

Peter: (Scared) Nahhhh HOLY CRAP!!!

Burga141: (Grits her teeth) GRIFFIN……….WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME ON THE HEAD WITH A BAT THEN TIED ME UP ON A CHAIR DOWN STAIRS FORCING ME TO WATCH BAD MONTY PYTHON SKETCHES!!!!?????

Peter: (Nervous) Yikes! Looks like I need a distraction……(Looks at the screen) Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty!

Applause of the audience to a scene cut of Conway Twitty going to sing 'I See the Want in Your Eyes'.

Conway Twitty:(singing) I see the sparkling little diamond on your hand
It's plain to see that you've already got a man
I can see you're not about to fall for any of my lines
I see the want to in your eyes

Deep in your smile there's a quiet, soft desire
Like the embers of a once raging fire
You know I could light that fire again,
you know it isn't wise
I see the want to in your eyes

How strong's a band of gold
Is it strong enough to hold,
when a love has grown cold
and A woman wants a love, sweet
and warm
How many women just like you have
silent schemes.
How many men like me do they sleep
with in their dreams
You can stay or you can go and
although I sympathize
I still see the want to in your eyes
I see the want to in your eyes