Inside the Series: Naruto
You know the drill. I own none of the characters I torture. I'll do the Rookie 9, Kakashi, Gai, the Sand Trio, and Gai's team.
Neji: Part I
Hyuuga Neji is a case. Here is a public encounter with him.
DISCLAIMER: NOT SUITABLE FOR SMALL CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!
"Good evening," Charles whispered. "I am on the set of Naruto, here to prove that Neji has a lethal temper off the set. I have carefully disguised myself as a waiter for the set while the cast is eating lunch."
Charles walked over to where Neji was eating with Lee, Gaara, and one of the lighting workers.
"Here's the truth," said Gaara. "I think the scene will be better if I don't escape. I think my escape takes away from the drama."
"Gaara," said Neji as he stood up. "Your idea sucks balls with a vacuum cleaner."
"I didn't ask you."
"Um, excuse me," said Charles, unaware that his fake beard was slipping off, "Did someone here order a blueberry pie?"
"NO!" Neji and Gaara shouted.
"Sorry!" said Charles.
"But I will need that pie," said Neji as he took it from Charles.
"That's what he said," Lee whispered to the lighter.
"Shut up, Lee!" Neji shouted as he threw the pie at the lighter. "And what the fuck do you want?"
"I'm just eating here with you because Lee invited me," the lighter said, trying to stay calm.
"Fuck off!" Neji shouted. "I hope you like blueberries, bitch!"
"I do," said the lighter, "But I don't enjoy pie in my face."
"So you're some kinda homo, aren't ya? Well don't look at me, pal! I'm a hetero."
"I'm straight, Mr. Hyuuga. I have a wife and two sons."
"I don't care!"
"You do realize you're making a mess the size of Naruto's ego," said Charles. No one listened as the studio erupted into food fighting. "And we officially have a small problem. About the size of Sakura's boobs. Tune in next time for a surprise with someone!"
Yeah, I know, nothing special. I need to get the funny juices to flow.