a/n happy tree friends is not owned by me but is owned by mondomedia
" the pirates"
" pirates , you didn't say anything about pirates" screamed toothy , " oh right we forgot" said lifty , " now give us the jewel " said russel , " never" screamed lifty , " fine ye want it the hard way then , attack" screamed russel
There climbed out mime , lammy , pop , cub ( who was now a kid) , and mr pickles , they took out daggers and swung at the two , " here take this toothy " , lifty then gave him the jewel , " wait what are you doing" " watch this" , lifty pulled out a flamethrower , mr pickles was then burnt to dust , " mr pickles ,nooooo" screamed lammy , " it's just a pickle" screamed pop , " it was more than that , it was my friend" cried lammy , " here have my pickle" said cub , " it's not the same" cried lammy
" lets get out of here" whispered lifty , the two then ran away
meanwhile mime was trying to get his crew's attention towards the fleeing duo , but all it ended up was " mime we have no time to play your games" " yarrgh that was a good one" said russel as he got out of the restroom , " hey where's lifty and the destroyer"
" mime you're suppose to tell us " said pop , mime replied with a facepalm , " never mind we still have him" said russel as he pointed at shifty who was still unconscious .
Meanwhile flippy was formulating a plan in a dark room in some apartment somewhere , " alright so the capitol building is here so ill confront lumpy here and I'll get sniffles , then I'll see if they have any spyware so I could find huh" the door opened revealing nutty , " ahhhh" screamed nutty as he ran out of the building only to be landed on by a hotdog car , " find flippy , find flippy , flippy found" said the robot lumpy , " ahh great " flippy looked for a weapon only to fall on a lamp, there revealed a hole , " what the" flippy jumped down the hole and the hole closed
" good day , kaboom" said splendid ," did you finish your mission , " yes , the explosives are planted ," " excellent , lumpy will soon see how dangerous we are , hhahahhahahhha , what's that noise " there was flippy falling , he landed right on splendid , " uggh , splendid is that you " " yes arrest him kaboom " " gladly" " hih let go of me" flippy punched mouse kaboom right in the face , " oh you've messed with the wrong mouse" mouse kaboom then pulled out his grenade , flippy then saw it and his eye color changed , " haven't seen you in a a while kaboom , remember me "" please you're trapped in a room with us evil flippy , and yes we remember you , you set off the destroyer " I don't know who the destroyer is , unless your taling about me but you're trapped in a room with me" evil flippy then pulled out a knife
" so who wants to pull the first punch" laughed evil flippy
" huh that was a close one" said lifty , " close one , close one" screamed toothy , "I was just helping out sniffles with his machine and then I go forward in time where I get chased by robots and then flippy flips out on me and tries to kill me , I get saved but THEN I GET ARRESTED AND IM SAVED AGAIN ONLY FOR YOU TO SEND ME ON A SUICIDE MISSION AND YOU CALL THAT A CLOSE ONE"
" woah toothy calm down , it was shifty and that's in the past , wait did you say forward in time" said lifty , " yeah " " that means evil flippy never set you off , that means , toothy " " yeah " " say cheese" said lifty who had a camera bust it dent out a dart , toothy fell to the ground unconscious , " hmm now to find a hiding place"
"uggh where am I" said nutty , "huh im in a tube " " like it ,nutty" said a voice , " who are you , it's your old friend handy" "handy what are you doing " " my revenge , here have some candy" " no I refuse' " I know you can't" " maybe one bite , maybe one piece , maybe all of em"
"excellent flippy you're good as dead"