A/N Happy tree friends is not owned by me but is owned by Mondomedia
" The bomb"
" Sir , I believe that there's a bom"
" Not now Sniffers" said Lumpy " Im busy beating this guy at chess"
" Sir that's tic tac toe "
" Quiet Sniffer , no I lost again" cried Lumpy , " I guess I owe you 20 bucks" he said to Cro-marmot
" Great how am I supposed to get rid of this bomb" said Sniffles , He ran outside and put it on a car , " Now we can blame it on the rebels" laughed Sniffles as he ran back inside
" uggh what happened" said Flippy , he then saw he was in a room , tied up , He was about to flip out
" ahhh" screamed a voice , There was Shifty , " Thanks Shifty"said Flippy
" where am I" asked Flippy , " on a pirate ship" replied Shifty
" yarrgh if it isn't the greenies" said Russel
" Russel, but you're such a nice guy" said Flippy
" until the destroyer came" said Russel"your execution is at 6"
" what" said Shifty , but before he got answered , a alarm blared
" sir we're under attack" said Pop as he ran downstairs
" by who" said Russel
" the rebels" said pop
" violating the treaty" said russel in anger
Meanwhile a ship was firing at Russel's ship , " fire at the mast" said Lifty
" why" asked Toothy
" because we need a entrance"
" wait what"
" just keep on firing"
" launch the cannonballs" screamed Cub
Cannonballs were then fired at the ship
" ready" said Lifty
" ready for what" asked Toothy
Lifty put a jetpack on him and himself
" fire at the outside of the ship" screamed Lifty
" affirmative" said a robotic voice
Lifty then grabbed Toothy , and flew out of the ship
" and Shifty is the leader" said Lifty
The two then started firing bombs at the ship
" advanced weaponary" screamed Cub
" what's going on" asked Russel as he and Pop made it back to the outside
" take cover" screamed Cub as a giant explosion rocked the deck blowing Pop to pieces
" 1 down" screamed Lammy
" dad nooo" screamed Cub as he ran to him as he got blown up as well
' 2 down" said Lammy
" those aren't the rebels , those are the thieves " screamed Russel
Meanwhile , another assault was about to begin
" 5 minutes until explosion" said Buddhist monkey
" good" said Splendid
" sir do you think this is a really good idea" asked Flaky
" stop being such a coward" said Splendid
" um , oh sorry" apologized Flaky
" alright" said Shifty as he fell with his chair
He moved towards flippy and reached up and bit the rope off
" thanks" said Flippy as he untied Shifty , the two ran upstairs
" full on tactical retreat" screamed Russel
The ship then started moving at high speeds
" there he is with Flippy" said Lifty
He raced toward the ship with Toothy and went down and grabbed Shifty as Toothy grabbed Flippy
" thanks for the rescue , maybe you're not completely useless" said Shifty
" can someone tell me what's going on" asked Flippy
" after you threw a grenade , i was saved by Flaky and the rebels led by Splendid , but I was arrested for something future me did , to put it lightly , I was saved by Lifty and Shifty and robbed a government building , where we were attacked by Russel and his pirates , me and Lifty got away , and formulated a plan to get me back to the past , we stole a rebel ship and attacked the pirates , long story short" said Toothy
" that was pretty long" said Flippy
" yep we launch a assault on the capitol and get their time machine " said Lifty
" alright payback time" said Shifty
" sir Splendid is calling you" said Lammy
" hello Splendid what is it what do you want"
" we are invading the capitol , want to join"
" we recently were attacked and lost two crew members , but sure , time to get back at Lumpy"
" who attacked"
" the thieves and the destroyer"
" that explains the ship"
" no matter , our focus is on the capitol , we are to invade in 50 seconds , put your shield on"
" alright we'll see you there"
" transmission intercepted" said Lifty , " looks like a three way war between us , lumpy and the rebels and pirates"
" alright" said Flippy, , " I just hope he doesn't come out"
" take this pill" said Shifty
" yummy" said Flippy
" it's a transformation stopper" said Shifty ," it should stop you flipping out for an hour"
" next stop the capitol" said Toothy
Meanwhile someone else was listening to everyone
"no Lifty this is a four way war now" said Handy
" attack when the bomb goes off" he said to Nutty
" alright sir , more candy " Nutty said as he turned into a tornado as he rushed to the capitol
" your days are numbered , Flippy" laughed Handy
" alright the bomb goes off in 3 , 2 , 1" said Splendid
BOOM