AN: So, Indh13 gave me the idea by a review in chapter two. She said: "what crosses through my mind 'bout modern world is.. computer? internet? social network? something like that." I hope this is fun!
Oh, I don't own Facebook. I'm just using it for Fanfictions to amuse myself and some people that somehow read this! (?)
Special thanks to Ulcaasi, who pretty much beta-ed this chapter by pointing out my mistakes!
Where's the Hate Button?
Juvia Loxar went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
Lyon Bastia likes this.
Lyon Bastia: I'M SO HAPPY, JUVIA-CHAN! That bastard finally let you go from his claws.
Juvia Loxar: Two months but now I'm free. :)
Lyon Bastia: I'm going to Magnolia next week. Would you like to go dinner with me?
Gray Fullbuster: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? We didn't break up! And why did you change your profile picture to one of you wearing a bikini?
Juvia Loxar: Yes, I would love to, Lyon.
Lyon Bastia: Look again, Gray. It seems like you lost her. ;)
Lyon Bastia: And the photograph is beautiful, Juvia-chan.
Gray Fullbuster: Go to hell, Lyon. And Juvia: answer your damn phone.
Juvia Loxar: No.
Gray Fullbuster: What? Are you just going to let people think that we're not together? Because we are! Answer. Your. Damn. Phone.
Lyon Bastia: Don't answer it, Juvia-chan.
Juvia Loxar: I won't, Lyon. So, how about that dinner...?
Gray Fullbuster: No one is going to have dinner! And if you're not going to answer your fucking phone, then tell me why in god's name you changed your relationship status?
Lyon Bastia: Ignore him Juvia.
Juvia Loxar: Well, we've been going out for two months and you didn't change yours, why would I do that?
Gray Fullbuster: Is that what this is all about? Because I didn't change mine, you changed YOURS?
Lyon Bastia: Seriously, ignore him.
Juvia Loxar: Of course.
Gray Fullbuster: I told you: I don't like social networks and I don't think that people need to share their lives so much!
Lyon Bastia: Don't answer.
Juvia Loxar: Why do you have facebook then?
Gray Fullbuster: Because some people only can reach me through this shitty thing!
Juvia Loxar: And these people should know that you have a girlfriend. Have you seen how the girls you added as 'friends' throw themselves at you? Now boys can throw themselves at me.
Lyon Bastia: I am throwing myself at you, Juvia-chan. When do you want to go to dinner?
Gray Fullbuster: Lyon, SHUT UP! Fine, okay. Fine! I'll change the damn thing.
Gray Fullbuster is in a relationship with Juvia Loxar.
Gray Fullbuster: Happy now?
Happy: AYE!
Gray Fullbuster: Crap, I tagged you without meaning to. Sorry. And Juvia? Where are you?
Juvia Loxar is in a relationship with Gray Fullbuster.
Gray Fullbuster: Now can you answer your freaking phone?
Juvia Loxar: Yes, Gray-sama!
At Juvia's apartment, a brunette woman smiled at the computer while the girl with blue hair was making a silly dance.
"I told you I could make him change the status."
"Thank you, Cana-san!" Juvia hugged the brunette and smiled when her cellphone began to ring. "Juvia was trying to make him do that for weeks!"
"I know." Cana smiled. "I enjoyed teasing Gray like this. It's been a while since I've done it."
"Let me take this." Juvia answered the phone. "Hello, Gray-sama." She said happily.
"Don't 'Gray-sama' me!" Cana heard him yell from the other side of the phone. "What the hell was that?" Cana laughed and he stopped for a second. "Who's with you? You did not take this 'single' status thing go to your head, right?" The woman signed at herself and Juvia gave her the phone.
"Yo, Gray."
"Cana? What the…?" Gray asked and realization finally came over him. "Was it you?"
"Yes." She snickered. "You were being too stubborn with Juvia."
"You know that I want to kill you right now?" He said and Cana laughed. "I mean it!"
"What did I do? You're the one who didn't realize that there are many guys out there searching for girls like Juvia with a 'single' status." Juvia blushed and Cana's smile widened. "And trust me, not even a relationship status make guys back off. I know some who would just love to meet Juvia…"
"Don't you dare…"
"…if I feel impish, I might actually do it… There's this guy I know that had never been with a blunette before and…"
"Cana!" He exclaimed, angry.
"Cana-san! Juvia loves Gray-sama. She doesn't want another guy." The blunette said and she grabbed the phone from the other woman. "Gray-sama! Sorry! Juvia shouldn't let Cana-san take over her Facebook."
He sighed. "It's fine. Just don't pull another stunt like that. I should put back the status back to how it was!" Juvia nodded, understanding his anger.
"Juvia can change too." She said sadly.
"No!" Gray said fast and coughed. "I mean, no… It's alright. We have been going out for two months, besides, I don't care."
"Okay!" She said happily.
"And go tell Lyon that you won't be making to dinner with him! And change the damn photo to the one that was before!" Gray said and hung up, but Juvia smiled anyways. The last picture was one of her and Gray; and she knew why he didn't want her alone with Lyon and it always made her happy when he got jealous.
"Okay, now I'm bored." Cana threw herself at the couch. She liked to mess things up and now Juvia and Gray were fine again, so she lost interest but after some seconds, she showed Juvia a Cheshire smile. "I really should introduce you to Roger. Have you ever had a blonde, Juvia?"
"Cana-san!"
Juvia Loxar is in a relationship with Gray Fullbuster.
Lyon was staring at his computer's screen and asked to himself: "Where's the 'hate button' in this thing?"
AN: Hi! :D It's small and very light I know… but after those two last chapters: monster-sized and dramatic, we needed a light one, right? I hope it was good and that you guys liked it!
And yes, Happy, somehow, has Facebook as well. :O
Special thanks to: asianporchmonkey, Chibi Waru-Chan, Gray-Mochi, Astronaut Tate, Yukistar, Diclonious57, 61wisampa, SilverDays, NekoMaji,MissForgetfulMe and SuperbOink who reviewed! You guys are the best!
Sorry that I haven't tell this, but leave an idea! I would love to know what you guys want to read about! :D