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Come to Mama

It wasn't very often that Juvia got herself drunk. No, not at all.

But that night was Levy's bachelorette party and the girls had gone to a male strip club (to their boyfriends/husbands despair, of course). At first, Juvia didn't want to go, because she never actually went to a Strip Club and to tell the truth, Gray was glad his girlfriend thought that way, but Cana appeared at ten pm at night, put Juvia is some slut clothes, grabbed her and went to the Club.

Gray only knew what happened when he came home from hanging with the guys and found a note on the fridge; written by Cana, telling him to not worry about Juvia, that she was in good hands. The fact that Juvia was in Cana's hands made things worse for him; he was friends with Cana long enough to know that no one was safe around her. No. One.

So, when someone knocked on his door at 4:13 am, Gray knew exactly what was going on. When he opened the door, he wasn't too surprised to see a very intoxicated Juvia, but the person who was with her was a unexpected.

Laxus had a boring expression as always and Gray's eyebrows rose in surprise to see the blonde man there, holding the other's girlfriend.

"Grrrrrraaaaaaay-saaaaaama!" Juvia said happily.

"Hi." He said and turned his attention to Laxus. "Cana got you?"

"Yeah. She needed someone who could at least have a fighting chance when Erza got all psycho after drinking." He sighed. "Mira is also drunk, along with all of the girls who were at the party."

The blunette woman hugged Gray. "Juvia missed yooou." She gave him a very loud kiss on the cheek. "Come inside and I'll rock your world." The blunette tried to give him a wink, but blinked instead. Gray sweat dropped.

"Bye, Laxus-san." Juvia waved and went inside the apartment, giggling and knocking some of the furniture to the floor. She was limping and only then Gray noticed that one of her shoes was missing.

The man sighed. "Thank you for bringing her." Laxus nodded and was about to leave when Gray talked again. "I can't believe that you were willing to help Cana."

The blonde smirked and turned around. "To have Cana owe you one is good. Night."

"Yeah, g'night." Gray closed the door – it was time to take care of his drunken girlfriend.

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The next morning when Juvia woke up, she really wished she hadn't. Her head was pounding so much that for a moment there the woman thought she went straight to hell, but no such thing happened, apparently. The drapes were open wide and the sunlight coming through the window and murdering her slowly.

"Oh, this sucks." Juvia whispered when she felt her stomach turn. She shouldn't have drank those last shots of tequila. Or the firsts. Tequila was bad, bad and bad.

"So, you're up, then?" A voice came from the doorway and Juvia turned around and found her boyfriend there with his arms crossed over his chest and staring at her with an eyebrow raised.

The woman groaned and pushed the blanket to cover her head and then noted something very important. "Gray-sama, why is Juvia without clothes?" Even though Gray had more than just seeing her body (they were together for four year), the woman liked to remember being intimate with him.

"Well, after you arrived at four a.m., thanks for waking me, by the way, and threw up about four times and almost pass out on the bathroom floor, you came to our room and then you started to undress, staying only with your underwear on. I think you tried to dance for me." Juvia groaned, hiding her face on the pillows. "Afterwards you looked at me, tried to make a sexy pose. I believe your exact words were: 'Come to mama' and then you passed out in the bed." Gray grinned when he saw his girlfriend groan louder that time, still with her head on the pillow.

"Oh, god."

"Yes. It was very amusing." He laughed. "Totally worth it being woken at four a.m."

"And Juvia is dying now, don't laugh."

She felt the bed beside her move and she knew that Gray was sitting by her side. "Maybe this will cheer you up." The blunette turned her head to stare at her boyfriend and saw him taking his cellphone from his pocket. "I filmed you trying to dance."

"Oh, you did not." Juvia said and Gray pressed play.

Once, when Gray was away because of work for about two weeks, Juvia had sent a few sexy photos for him and even a video of herself, and those were nice, she looked sexy. But the footage Gray was showing her with messy hair, movements like she was trying to contact with the mother-ship and laughing uncontrollable. She saw her drunken self say 'Come to mama' and blushed very hard.

"Delete this!" She tried to snatch his phone away, but the man got up, laughing.

"No way." Gray said and Juvia sat, but lied down again when her world began to spin.

"Fine." Juvia covered her whole body once again. "Just let me die in peace."

Gray sighed. "I'll prepare some coffee for you." She let out an appreciative moan as her boyfriend left the room.

Knowing that her stomach wouldn't let her sleep, she grabbed her cellphone from the nightstand and called one of the girls who were with her the night before and after a few moments, the woman from the other side of the line answered with a groan.

"Are you dying too?" Juvia asked with a hand over her eyes.

"Yes." Lucy answered, obviously in pain. "I'm being tortured. My head is throbbing and everything hurts."

"At least your boyfriend didn't record you dancing in your underwear while drunk." The blunette informed her friend.

"You poor thing." Lucy sighed. "Natsu knows not to do stuff like that, otherwise I'd kill him."

"Gray-sama knows Juvia would never do a thing against him." She answered.

"You should withhold intimacy: it works wonders." Her friend said and then giggled while the blunette rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, after seeing that video, it will be a surprise if he ever wants Juvia again."

"That bad?"

"Lucy-san, you have no idea."

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AN: It's been a while, right? :) This one I wrote a long time ago and decided to upload today! I hope it was fun.

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10/31/2013 ~ BonneyQ (Happy Halloween, guys!)