A/N: We've gotten through another chapter of crazy antics featuring our favourite characters.

Thank you to all you guys who contributed a sentence. This chapter was a combined effort between: Snugglesthefluffykitten, Lumosify, Albedineity, siempie78, Ciloron, skyoria, zotrills

Toph invited everyone over to her home for drinks.

"How are we getting to your house?" Aang asked. 'We're not exactly welcomed there."

"We're gonna be disguised, of course," Sokka butted in, "As Zuko's distant relatives. Right Toph?"

"Whatever floats your boat." Toph said, waving her hand to shoo him off.

"Speaking of boats," Katara said. "Why is there one up in the sky?"

"There's a boat over my house?" Toph asked in surprise.

"Yeah, and I think it's...Fire Nation?" Aang squinted at the boat. "Is that...Zuko?"

Zuko grappled down from the airship with a large bag in his hands, "I brought Fire Flakes."

Toph grunted, "I hate Fire Flakes."

"Well, tough," Zuko frowned at her, "That's all the food we have for the next few days, as your parents hired me as their new cook."

"Why would they want to hire YOU?" Toph went on.

"Besides playing a mean tsungi horn, I know my way around a kitchen," Zuko said defensively.

"You can play the Tsungi horn?" Aang asks in awe.

"You haven't heard my latest album, 'Tsungi Horn before Honour'?" Zuko asked in disbelief.

"What's an album?" The entire Gaang asks in sync.

Katara chipped in eagerly, "I got the signed copy!"

Zuko shot Katara wink and said, "You don't know what you're missing out on."

Aang asked, "Do you guys want to hear me play the Tsungi horn?"

After Katara stomped on Zuko's foot, she turned to Aang. "I'm sure we'd love to, sweetie, but we have to go and see Toph's parents." Zuko didn't mind, he'd never really been one for music anyways, usually doing it to keep his head of his banishment.

Meanwhile, in the Jasmine Dragon, Iroh drank some tea while playing on an accordion. He then said, "I like trains."

Just then, a mine turtle appeared, so Iroh threw it at the Dai Li waiting outside the Jasmine Dragon. But the Dai Li was just a poor soul who had wanted a cup of tea! Iroh gave him a balloon for compensation.

The Dai Li, kind soul that he was, smiled and said: "I thank you, oh Iroh, but your friends are in grave danger at the Beifong mansion!" The Dai Li continued in a conspirational tone, "It is said that they only have Fire Flakes to eat!"

"Oh, the humani-tea!" Iroh said with a gasp. The Dai Li agent facepalmed at Iroh's pun.

Suddenly, cute turtle ducks and platypus bears fell out of the sky. He used his other hand to pet the turtleduck, but instead it teleported him to where the Gaang was.

"Uncle, what are you going here?" Zuko asked upon seeing the large man before him barely covered in a sleeping robe.

"I have no idea how I got here!" Iroh says, quickly trying to cover himself.

Sokka didn't really care, so he chewed on a fire flake as he waited for something to happen.

Suddenly, a giant pineapple-shaped like a brick fell from the sky and hit Sokka in the head.

"It is a message from the spirits!" Guru Pathik yelled, running around like a madman.

Zuko shouted to the sky, "I ordered a star-shaped pineapple, not a brick-shaped pineapple"

Zuko was struck with a headache, to which Pathik said: "Karma can be nasty at times..."

When Zuko held his head in pain, Katara ran straight over to tend to him, leaving an unconscious Sokka behind. While Katara helped Zuko, Iroh and Guru Pathik sat down to drink Onion and Banana tea.

The Dai-Li -who is called Kevin- decided that an unconscious Sokka was not something to be squandered. Kevin pulled out his trusty Sharpie. He wrote "ur mom LOLOLL XDDDDDDD" on Sokka's left eyebrow, because Kevin was actually 9 years old.

Iroh chuckled at the young boy's antics, "Such a prodigy at nine years old to be in the Dai Li."

Katara slapped Zuko to wake him up, healed his wound, and then angrily muttered about "being the only healer in this bloody place".

Suddenly, another thing fell from the sky-It was a box that had a note stating, 'Never fear, your Krusty Krab pizza is here!'

Everyone - minus Sokka who was still knocked out - gathered around the strange object that had just fell from the sky. Suddenly, a ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡) appeared on its surface. Katara slapped it because she had STS - Slap Things Syndrome.

"Guys, there's a heartbeat in that box!" Toph exclaimed.

"That was Katara's hand." Zuko deadpanned.

"No, it's still there. I think it's the... weird face thingy..." Toph frowned and everyoe stared at her, because she once again knew something she shouldn't - she was blind after all. "I think I know a separate heartbeat when I feel one Senor Hotman!"

"What is Senor?" everyone chorused, except for Iroh. Instead, he simply said, "You forgot the accent."

Suddenly, Aang spoke up, "weren't we supposed to go to Toph's house?"