Chapter 14: Party Crashers

In Wild River, the reception was going into full swing. The Time Toon Cops were having so much fun, they weren't aware of the danger that was about to overcome them...until now. A laser blast from the Dark Jet made a whole in the dirt wall, destroying several homes. Then Chris and his goons arrived.

"Hello, my self," said Chris, smiling evilly. "How have you been doing? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

"Chris!" shouted Charles. "Great, what do you want?"

Holding up a Dark Mist ball, Chris answered, "One of you will join ME! Which one of you will join my evil army? WELL, LET'S FIND OUT!" Then he threw the ball. It was headed straight for Petunia, one of the TTC's allies. Flippy saw it and dashed out to get in front of her and took it hard. Then he became Dark Flippy.

Chris smiled and said, "Well, it looks like I've got the most sadistic Happy Tree Friend in the world...Flippy! But now he will become my new minnion--Dark Flippy."

"Now I know this isn't good!" said Bert Jr.

Dark Flippy turned around to face Petunia and he took his knife out and began to laugh evilly. He said, "Look out, Petunia--I'm going to kill you!"

"Flippy, this is not you," pleaded Petunia. "You're not like that. And come on! Please! Fight the darkness!"

"NO! I am his crazy side, since the Dark Mist helped me take over his kind side. And now his kind side is LONG GONE! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

He was near enough to stab Petunia in the chest. But then a male human with a skunk tail and skunk ears jump-kicked Flippy. He turned to Petunia and asked, "Are you okay, Petunia?"

Petunia was stunned. She had seen the most handsome hybrid in the whole wide world! She said, "Oh...thank you so much. Who are you?"

"The name's Scott Armington II, son of Scott Armington I and Bimmbett Skunk. And you are a cute blue skunk, Petunia."

Petunia giggled and blushed, saying, "Gee, thanks. It's so nice to...LOOK OUT!"

Behind Scott II's back, she had watched Dark Flippy getting up. He roared, "GRRR! YOU WILL DIE!" Dark Flippy began charging towards Scott II, but Scott II did a hard roundhouse kick towards his face and sent him to the wall, knocking him unconscious.

Then a vampire fox came out of nowhere and shouted, "Time to suffer, President Bert Raccoon!"

He grabbed Lisa and bit her neck. "LISA!" Bert screamed, as they tried to run over and get to her. But it was too late--when the vampire fox let go of Lisa, she now possessed a pair of red eyes and vampire fangs. And she looked at them while hissing and growling at them.

"Rayian Fox," muttered Alex II, in shock. "My arch-enemy..."

"Not to mention Rayian Fox Jr.!" Rayian Fox Jr. said, grinning wickedly.

"Not you, too."

Then Belladonna came out and said, "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! REMEMBER ME, CHUCKIE?"

"WHAT? Belladonna, you again," said Charles.

"Yes, it's me," said Belladonna. She turned to Annabelle and gloated, "Annabelle, have you forgot that Rayian is your cousin-in-law? HA-HA-HA-HA!"

Insulted, Annabelle flew up to Belladonna and kicked her straight to the ground. Then the fight began. An exchange of laser gun rays filled the entire village, while the Eloi watched from the sidelines. Vampire Lisa lunged towards Bert, in an attempt to bite him in the neck, and he dodged the attack. He didn't want to hurt his wife, but he had to find out a way to get her back to normal. Bert shouted, "Alex II! Is there a way to get my wife back to the way she was? She's been turned into a vampire now!"

"It's hopeless, Mr. President," replied Alex II, as he reloaded his stunner gun. "Once a person is bitten by Rayian or any one of his people, he or she becomes a vampire permanently. There is no other way to get her back."

Bert frowned. It seemed that he would never be able to see good old First Lady Lisa Raccoon again. But then he was in for the biggest surprise of his life--when the fight began to intensify, a bright shining golden light covered the entire battleground from above, blinding both the enemies and the heroes. Then they heard a female voice shouting, "Bert! Bert! Are you okay?"

"Hey! It's too bright in here!" shouted Rocky, shielding his eyes. "What's going on?"

The female voice continued, "It's me, Eulalia Raccoon, your dearly departed baby sister. I've come to rescue you and your family and friends. So come with me if you want to survive."

"What are you doing here?" shouted Bert. "And why have you come to save us?"

"I'll explain later when I take all of you back to the White House. In the meantime, let me handle those bad guys for you."

The light continued to shine. Rayian Fox and his family screamed in pain--like most vampires, they hated the light. Then, wrapping themselves in dark cloaks, they disappeared into thin air. Chris growled and ran back to his jet, shouting, "You'll never get away with this, Time Toon Jerks! I'll deal with you later on!"

Everything happened in a flash. Soon, the TTC and their loved ones were back at the White House in Washington DC. Dark Flippy was nowhere to be seen--what had become of him was that he was back to his normal self. His kind, sweet, loving, normal self. And for Lisa, she was back to normal as well, no longer a vampire. Rubbing her head, she groaned, "Oh...where are we...?"

"We're back at the White House, Mom," said Sidney. "That voice from the blue light just took us there. I seem to wonder where that voice actually came from."

As if to answer his question, a bright golden ball of light came down from the sky and touched the ground. Upon reaching the ground, it materialized to reveal a sweet-looking female raccoon. She had blue eyes, pointy ears, and a pointy nose. She was wearing a dress that was the same color as the gold light she came in the form of, and she was holding a shepherd's crook in her paw. And right beside her stood three little lambs.

"So, you must be Eulalia," said Bert. "My little sister."

"That's correct," replied the female raccoon, henceforth named Eulalia. "It's been a long time since I've last seen you."

Alex II said, "Hey, we didn't know Bert had a sister. I thought he was an only child."

"No," replied Eulalia. "I was born a year before Mom was killed in the fire. My brother was only four years old back then."

The TTC were amazed. First, they had gotten over the shock of meeting his mother, back when she was a ghost. And now here was a female raccoon, claiming to be the president's long-lost sister! Bentley said, "So...what are you now?"

"I'm the guardian angel of time," replied Eulalia solemnly. "I watch over everything that has something to do with...well...time." Gesturing to the three lambs, she continued, "And these are my pet lambs, which represent every aspect and feature of a certain time period--Past, Present, and Future."

"That's just plain amazing," said Charles. "Anyway, thanks for saving our lives. We would've been dead meat had it not been for the light that came out of nowhere."

"That, of course, was me."

"True. But there's just one thing we want to know--what do you know about President Raccoon? If you are really his sister, then can you tell us your story?"

Eulalia nodded. Then she proceeded to tell the TTC the story of her life.