A/N: Here's another chapter featuring Azula and the Father-Daughter dance,
Thank you to all you guys who contributed a sentence. This chapter was a combined effort between: FanFictionKatie, Snugglesthefluffykitten, Shutterfly Simmons, Lumosify
Azula couldn't decide what to wear: the black and red dress or the red and black dress. So she set them both on fire and watched them burn.
Azula yelled "Off with the servants' heads! " for not picking ONE dress out. The servant claimed that they were "assistants", but Azula did not care what they were- they would be punished!
Unfortunately, the servants who tortured people for her were also to be tortured. Azula had a hard time deciding how they would be tortured.
She decided that she should show no mercy and force them to read "My Immortal." After the story was done, Azula made them read it again. The servants begged and pleaded with her to show mercy. Azula said that begging was a sign of weakness, so she made them read it a third time.
Only 3 servants survived, and that was because they were blind. Azula decided three readings and being permanently blind were enough, so she let them go.
The assistants finally learned to shut up until Azula left to go pick another dress (for the Father-Daughter After-Party that evening), then decided they would hunt down the one who created such a detrimental piece of work: Tara Gilesbie. Ozai was more worried about Tara than keeping the Avatar from becoming strong enough to defeat him. It just so happened that Aang was after Tara, since he considered her a global threat.
Ozai then proposed a temporary ceasefire with Aang: They would destroy Tara, then go back to destroying each other. They pinky promised to seal the deal.
And so they placed bounties all over the world for the infamous author. Everyone, even the spirits, called for her death. But she had gone into hiding for over 100 years; everyone thought she was dead.
They rejoiced the day she was officially declared dead, forgetting that that would mean the War would continue. Aang then remembered he had hidden for 100 years in an iceberg and was presumed dead, so he ordered the destruction of all ice.
This led to conflicts with both Water Tribes; their homes were destroyed and they became essentially homeless. An anonymous person dressed in black that was pale, had hot pink threads in her hair and six skull earring with red dripping down their clothing approached the Chiefs and offered them a place to live, along with their entire tribes.
The Chiefs said no, because they had coupons to buy some land in the Earth Kingdom.
The cloaked figure was furious and revealed themselves to be none other than Tara! Everyone screamed, including Tara.
Everyone then began attacking her, declaring they would kill her, or dine in hell.
"MY CHILD DIED AFTER READING YOUR STORY!" one woman screamed.
"THIS! IS! SPARTA!" One man yelled.
"NO HABLO INGLES!" another one screeched.
"Xaxaxaxa" Another said. But he was never a man- he was a communist platypus bear spy!
"You!" the assistants screamed, jumping out at Tara. The communist platypus-bear, named Little Steve, sat and watched while drinking some cactus juice. He used a cardboard walkie talkie to confirm the location of the target to his superiors.
The melon lord shot flaming hot rocks at Tara. Dumblydore shielded her, and with his dying breath, confessed his love for Enoby.
Everyone groaned, and Fire Lord Ozai sent the Yuyan archers after her.
But Tara was too powerful, using her words as weapons, and was finally hushed when they shoved a potato in her mouth. Tara began choking on it. It slipped into her trachea, killing her slowly and painfully.
That day became an international holiday. It was agreed that in the future, all wars would stop on that one day to remember the fall of Tara Gilesbie. There were burnt Ebony cookies in honor of the historic event.
Then Azula remembered the Father-Daughter After Party!
"Father, the Father -Daughter after party is in only 3 months," Azula cried.
Ozai was heasitant- he had a world to burn to the ground after all!
"You always choose the world over me!" she whined.
"Because the world is my baby." Ozai said.
"But, you said I was your baby, " Azula said, hurt.
"You're not my baby," Ozai said. "You are my next of kin, a fearless, perfect killing machine."
Azula screamed and threw a temper tantrum. Then she realized Ozai had called her a perfect killing machine, and proved her power by killing him.
"Yay! I'm firelord now! " she said, happily.
Then she married Katara- again.
Zuko was annoyed that Azula had gotten married while he was at Summer camp. He was also annoyed with being Katara's brother in law, so he planned to kill her.
But then he was distracted by cardboard Pinterest. He failed to realize the cardboard Pintrest was a trap set up by the badgermolepenguinotterhogmonkeylemurs.
The badgermolepenguinotterhogmonkeylemurs demanded fresh fish every week for a year. However due to a massive drought, all the fish died and stank really bad. The badgermolepenguinotterhogmonkeylemurs were okay with this.