A/N: The feud between hammerhead whales and hammerhead yaks rages. Suki is involved somehow. And then the story evolves into something else...
Thank you to all you guys who contributed a sentence. This chapter was a combined effort between: Lumosify, Snugglesthefluffykitten, Shutterfly Simmons, ChaosOracle46, FanFictionKatie, Fuzzyken
Of all the things Suki thought she'd do wrong, falling into a river was last on the list. She had always assumed that she'd fall into a turtleduck pond, but no, it just had to be a stupid river. To make matters worse, this river was filled with giant hammerhead whales!
The hammerhead whales were an ancient race that worshipped cardboard. Their greatest enemies were the Hammerhead Yaks, who lived inside volcanoes. The hammerhead yaks has allied themselves with the sabertooth moose lions. Fortunately, the animals weren't bright enough to build superlasers in space. They could only build regular lasers.
The reason for the feud was because the yaks worshipped machines and believed new technology should be invented, while the whales belived technology should stay the same and new stuff be turned to cardboard. Both parties refused to compromise, because holding a meeting was too much work. So they decided to fling koala sheep at each other with catapults. They ended up eating the koala sheep that the opposing side's threw at them.
The Hammerhead Whales begged for Suki's help against the Hammerhead Yak- Saber Tooth Moose Lion alliance. Suki refused, because she was practicing for the Pai Sho travel team try outs.
The Hammerhead Whales were furious, declaring genocidal war on all humanity. The humans didn't realize this, because they didn't speak whale.
The Yaks however, spoke human, whale and yak, and warned the humans about the war. The humans laughed and threw popcorn at them, not taking the warning seriously.
Then the cabbage merchant and his cart were eaten by a Hammerhead Whale. Then out of nowhere cam a giant hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale, that had come to warn everyone that THE WAR IS A TRAP!
Two prisoners from across the sea which happen to represent both sides, they saw horrible things...
And that was when Suki had fallen into a river in shock. Sokka comforted Suki, for she muttered about "Hammerhead Whales and Yaks" in her sleep, but no such animals existed.
But looking outside, she spotted something even more horrible than yaks or whales with freakishly deformed skulls... Five headed dragon also in attack mode with RA's theme song. Then they were turned to cardboard- because they were cards that appeared as holograms, which didn't exist yet.
Suki wanted to make pancakes. Eating one, she found out they too, were made of cardboard and the rest turned into fire flakes. Suki screamed, since she was terrified of them ever since she has been dared to eat as many as she could in a minute.
And Sven, the leader of the communist platypus bears wanders into the room, and eats all the fire flakes. Sven was then arrested for treason because he hogged all the crescent rolls. Sokka stabbed him with his space sword.
Sven shouted "MY BROTHER WILL AVENGE MEH!".
Just as Sven drew his last breath, his brother appeared- THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! AND THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ATE MOMO!
Appa was extremely furious, and ate The Loch Ness Monster.
Calvin walked into the scene, doing nothing. But walking. Into the scene.
Appa, going against his vegan nomad ways died, and was replaced with a dragon, who was actually not a dragon despite looking like one. It was Charizard- which was a fire and flying type, yet not a dragon. Yet he likes to eat humans, especially air nomads, and he was the true reason they went extinct, the fire nation tried to stop him, but he ate them too.
Appa was revived and given a second chance at life, and Calvin was tasked with bringing Appa back to Aang, with the help of Momo. But then Momo took a large bite of Calvin. Calvin accidentally stabbed Momo while he fell to the ground, so Momo died with him. Appa, grieving over the death of his dear friend, killed himself just like Romeo... whoever that was.
Aang woke up from that terrible dream, with one thought on his mind: Who in the world is Romeo, and why did I think of him/her in my dream?
His thought were interrupted when Katara slapped him.
"Why do you keep slapping me?" Aang asked, even though he was fully aware of here STS- Slap Things Syndrome.
"Why wouldn't I keep slapping you?" Katara says, slapping him in the face.
"I don't know, maybe you could be a normal person for once?" Aang replies, airbending slapping her back.
The xaxaxa wizards had enough with the slapping, and turned both offending parties into cardboard. And then they enjoyed a hearty meal of sandwiches at the Jasmine dragon, drinking tea leaf juice.
Realizing the sandwiches were modern (and made of cardboard) the xaxaxa wizards choked on them and they themselves turned to cardboard. Katara slapped the xaxaxa wizards in their stupid faces. The xaxaxa wizards felt no pain, as cardboard smacking cardboard felt like a small breeze.
Then a strange yellow fellow with a single eyeglass wearing blue overalls said BANANA!
Katara bends an ice spike up the xaxaxa wizard's groins. But it turned into a pile of leechee nuts, since Katara was made of cardboard. And the Yellow fellow liked leechee nuts, and proceeded to eat them.
Katara started gnawing on the Yellow fellow. Since Katara was made of cardboard and bit the yellow fellow, she spread the virus to him, turning him into cardboard. Katara bit the xaxaxa wizards ferociously.
Since there was so much cardboard being created and bitten, there was a massive explosion that released the cardboard virus into the air. Katara slapped it.
This infuriated the virus, turning it into a giant flying lemur that spewed the virus and turned anything and anyone into cardboard. Katara kept on slapping the lemur.
The xaxaxa wizards used the last bit of their power to vaporize Katara to prevent the virus from becoming any stronger, and vaporized as well due to a lack of power. AND the flying lemur virus mutated into the horrible yeast infection virus, which turns living beings into zombies, with nuts. The virus liked being a cardboard virus however, since zombies were too mainstream now a days, and returned to normal.
And now came with the added effect of rainbow sprinkles! Everyone thought the sprinkles were beautiful, and paid no attention to the virus, allowing it to infect more people. And to distract them further, the virus generates free cookies.
In an act of defiance, Zuko passed a Spirit Law - meaning, enforced by the spirits - banning cardboard and all things modern except for whatever Korra gave Aang on multiple occasions. Basically the world has toaster ovens...and bazookas...and hot pockets...
Due to the law banning all things cardboard, these new things vaporized. But the cardboard lemurs came back, ignoring Zuko's new law.
And with them came the curse of the untied shoes, it is always the left shoe, and it can never be tied. And if you tried to tie it, you would be cursed with a thousand years of Justin Beiber songs in your head and be banned from eating seal jerky.