A new chapter from me, so let's get the story started, shall we?
Disclaimer: Don't own… WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Internet is a fabulous thing .com!
Nagi had turned back to himself, and was now glaring at Farfarello, still pissed about the collar thing.
"Don't even think about it, I'll bite you, I swear I will!" he said, seeing Farfarello trying to sneak the collar back on him.
The phone rang, and Nagi were stupid enough to answer it.
"Hello?" he said.
"THEY'RE BACK!"
"Eh… who is this?" Nagi asked.
"It's me Aya! They're back" it yelled in the other end.
"Aya? What… are you crying?" Nagi asked.
"They're back… the nightmares… chibies…" Aya cried.
"Chibies? What are you talking about? Oh no… the last sample of… tell me you didn't…" Nagi gasped.
Aya just cried.
"Nagi, put the phone down and step away from it!" Crawford said.
"Why?" Nagi asked.
"Let Abyssinian deal with his turned-back-to-chibies-team-mates by himself!" Crawford said.
"Nagi? Hello? Damn, he hung up on me!" Aya said.
"Aya… calm down…" Ken said.
"I AM CALM!" Aya screamed.
"You're yelling…" Ken pointed out.
Aya tried to ignore the strong desire to strangle Ken right now, reminding himself that if he killed Ken, he would be all alone with the chibies.
"Ok… one of us need to go and by some… diapers" Ken said.
"No, no way in hell am I staying here with the kids!" Aya said.
"Ok. Rock scissors paper!" the said in union.
Ken won with scissor. Aya lost with paper.
"Be nice to the kids Aya, and don't kill anyone" Ken said and all but ran out of the house.
"I hate you!" Aya said after him.
Omi stared at Aya, and Aya glared back.
"Daddy? Where babies come from?" chibi Omi asked.
Aya stared in horror at Omi.
Ken had been gone for almost two hours, and the moment he stepped inside, he regretted taking so long.
Aya sat in front of the computer with Omi on his lap.
"And that is how you make babies" Aya said.
Omi looked horrified and the other chibies that stood and watched too also looked like someone had just proved to them that there was no Santa.
"Aya… what are you doing?" Ken asked, knowing he would regret ever asking.
"I'm showing them how you make babies, you wouldn't believe what you can find on the internet" Aya said.
"Man hurting girl…" Omi said almost crying.
"No, see, she likes it" Aya said smirking.
"Aya, you can't show children sex on the internet" Ken almost screamed and lifted Omi away from the crazy redhead.
"Sure, you can find anything here, and he asked where babies came from" Aya said.
Ken stared in shock.
"See, we got smiling-girls .com, we got lovely-girls .com, we got creamy-girls-that-like-cream .com, and we got granny-girls .com" Aya said.
"Granny girls?"
"And we got nasty-girls .com, we got whipping-girls .com, girls-you-like .com, and girls-you-don't-like .com, and we got smack-me-on-the-a-and-scream-who's-your-daddy-now-bit#¤ .com" Aya continued.
"Have you lost your mind?" Ken asked.
"No, but I'm getting there. And see, we got look-at-the-fish-and-guess-where-it-goes .com, and I think this one has the answer, up-in-the-a#¤-up-in-the-a#¤ .com. So take a look on the network, I'm sure there's something you like. There are all kinds of girls and boys, for the straits and for the gays. I think everything goes as long as you put a .com behind it, and here is a come-come .com" Aya said and snickered.
"You're making that up!" Ken said.
"Am not…" Aya said.
Ken noticed the almost empty bottle of vodka beside the computer.
"Have you been drinking?" Ken said shocked.
"Um… oh, here's a good one, don't-be-lonely-get-a-pony .com… this is actually a porn site… I don't even want to know… Omi's going to get one hell of a shock when he see all the sites I've been visiting on his computer…" Aya said.
"Aya, this is bad enough as it is. We don't need you drunk and going crazy" Ken yelled pissed.
"Then you're a little late… on the drunk part… Oh, three-little-pigs-and-one-horny-big-pig .com, and here is a scream-like-a-pig-oink-oink .com" Aya said.
"SHUT UP!" Ken yelled.
".com" Aya added.
"Aya, I'm gonna murder you!" Ken yelled royal pissed.
"No you're not, because then you would have to take care of the chibies all by yourself… .com" Aya said.
"Go to you " Ken said.
"Heh… you said .com" Aya smirked.
Ken was really pissed. Aya was drunk and had lost it. It was time to call for help.
"Crawford? .com" Ken said, not realizing what he added at the end.
".com?" Crawford said.
"I need help .com" Ken said.
"What… .com?" Crawford asked, looking like a huge question-mark.
"Aya's gone nuts .com" Ken yelled.
"Uh…" was all Crawford said.
"Can you guys come .com?" Ken asked.
"Can you quit with the .com?" Crawford yelled.
Aya stood in the doorway and broke down in laughter.
"I hate my life .com, see if you can find that site on the internet Aya" Ken growled.
"I take it it's not going so well… is that Abyssinian I hear laughing in the background?" Crawford asked.
"No, it's not going well, you wanna know where it's going?" Ken snarled.
He held out the phone.
"Up-in-the-a#¤-up-in-the-a#¤ .com" the kids yelled excited.
Aya laughed so hard that he thought he would piss himself.
"That about covers it" Ken said to Crawford.
"I think everyone over there is going insane" Crawford stated.
TBC
This is short, I know. Hope you think it's fun, and remember to review, you won't get any more chapters if you don't.
Oh, and I don't think any of these .com sites exist, they're made up.