Disclaimer: Don't own them, don't own the song either.

For watching the video to the song, visit YouTube: Mr Mobile, Call me, MTV Ringtone.

Ok, new chapter from me. This is the last and final chapter in this story, so enjoy!


Call me!

Aya and Ken sat on the bed, thinking... still... About what to do... still.

"I'm calling Manx" Aya said.

He walked out of the room and called her.

Ken sighed. He didn't know what to do. It was true he had always wanted a family, but not like this, and he wanted Yohji and Omi back.

"WHAT?" Aya yelled from the other room.

He came back and looked pissed.

"What happened?" Ken asked.

"Omi and Yohji are ok, they're back to normal" Aya growled.

"But then... why would Schuldig say that... oh... I'm gonna kill them" Ken said.

"Not so fast. They don't know that we know... Let's get even, let's get revenge" Aya said.

"You have a plan?" Ken asked.

"Yes... but it's cruel... and we might have to get a little freaky in public" Aya said.

"Let me hear it" Ken said.

And Aya told him.

"I like it, I'll do it, but we need Nagi on this too" Ken said.


Crawford had a vision. No... it couldn't be... He had to see that, and hopefully be a part of it. He didn't say anything to anyone but Nagi about it. So when Aya called, he had both Nagi and Crawford to help him.

"This is going to be so fun" Nagi giggled.


Aya and Ken met up with Crawford and Nagi. They made plans. Aya had never been more grateful for the hidden cameras he had installed in the others bedrooms, more than one actually.

"We got the clips, now we need hot babes, Yohji's mobile's ring-tone, and the clothes" Ken said.

"I'll get the girls" Aya said.

"I'll get the clothes from Schuldig and Farfarello" Nagi said.

"Manx can get the clothes from Omi and Yohji, I'll get Yohji's ring-tone" Ken said.

"I have found a studio" Crawford said.

All four smirked to each other. This was going to be so much fun.


Ken and Aya had faked shock and surprise when they came home and found Yohji and Omi back to normal. They should have gotten an Oscar for convincing performance. They talked to Manx and Birman about their plan, and the ladies was all in.


They met in the studio, and had everything ready.

Even Hiro and his mother Rin showed up to help.

"Hiro, don't do what you father is about to do to anyone, no matter how fun it seams" Rin said to her son.

"I heard that" Aya said.

"I got the clothes, here... Nagi, you'll be Omi. Crawford, you'll be Schuldig. Ken, you'll be Farfarello, and Aya, you'll be Yohji. Now, go get changed" Manx smirked.

The four went to get changed. Nagi came out in Omi's mission-gear, minus the jacket. Then Crawford came out, wearing the stupid hairband, green jacket and white pants.

Next was Ken, he had one of Farfarello's white bondage pants on, and a gray west/coat. He even had an eye-patch.

And then Aya came out, wearing Yohji's mission-gear, minus the coat, and he looked damn hot.

"Wow..." Rin said.

"Missing one thing though!" Birman said, holding out the trademark sunglasses.

Rin took them and placed them on Aya.

"You look dam sexy and hot" she said.

"Why thank you my dearest Rin" Aya smirked and kissed her.

"Hello, I'm here... I'm a child, I don't need to see my parents do these kind of things" Hiro said.

"Why didn't we ever get married?" Rin asked Aya.

"I don't know... 'cause I slept around a lot I think" Aya said.

"Excuse me, but can we get on with this?" Crawford said.

"Sure, are you girl's ready?" Aya said, looking at his 'girls'.


Two days later everything was ready.

"Why is the shop closed?" Omi asked.

He didn't have school today.

"We're taking the day off to go to the mall" Aya said.

"What? Why?" Yohji asked.

"There is a big event happening there today, and I had to nag and beg Aya to let us take the day off to go see it. We're all going" Ken said.


"Wow... look at all the TV-screens..." Omi said.

"Wonder what kind of event it's gonna be..." Yohji said.

"Well, if it isn't the kittens. What's bring you guys out here?" a voice said, and there Schwartz came, Schuldig was the one that talked.

"Same as you guys I guess. You know what's gonna happen?" Yohji said.

Crawford and Nagi nodded to Ken and Aya.

"Nagi nagged Crawford to come here, how about you?" Schuldig said.

"Ken nagged Aya" Yohji smirked.

"Dad" a new voice yelled.

There Hiro and Rin came.

"Hiro, Rin, you guys made it" Aya smiled.

"Dad?" came in union from Omi, Schuldig, Yohji and Farfarello.

"Oh sorry. Hiro, this is Yohji, Omi, Schuldig and Farfarello, You already met Ken, Nagi and Crawford. Guys, this is Hiro my son, and that is Rin, his mother"

"You... you have a son?" Omi gaped.

"You had sex?" Schuldig gaped.

"Hey, I do have a life you know... before I met any of you I had a life" Aya said.

"I see you're all here. Good" another voice said.

There came Persia, Manx and Birman.

"What's going on here?" Farfarello asked.

"Huh, they're about to start" Nagi said.


A fat guy came up on a little stage.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. We're about to show you a hot new music-video, brought to you by the new group Sweet Revenge. This video was made specially for this event, and is sponsored by (insert name of mobile company here), as a commercial for they newest music and video phone. As you see this video, it will also been shown over 20 different TV-stations, and you will be able to download it later on YouTube and (insert name of download music page here). This video will be showed all over the world at the same time. So, I give you Sweet revenge, with Call me!" the guy yelled.

Applause, this was going to be good.

An old typical mobile phone sound was heard.

"Oh... my phone is ringing" Yohji said.

"Noe it's not!" Ken and Aya said in union and smirked.

And so it began.

First the screens showed Schuldig, Yohji, Omi and Farfarello, in their underwear, doing funny dances, it even had their name written on, their first name only. Schuldig doing the Schuldig-dance, Yohji doing the Yohji-dance, Omi doing the Omi-dance, and Farfarello doing the Farfarello-dance.

"No" Omi gaped shocked.

"Oh yes" Ken smirked.

"You... you did this" Yohji snarled, pointing at Aya.

"Keep looking, we're not done yet" Aya smirked.


Then Crawford, dressed in Schuldig's clothes, with four hot babes in their underwear showed up on the screen. The screen read 'Smart doing the Schuldig-dance'. And Crawford started doing the funny dance Schuldig did, with the four babes.

Call me in the evening.

Call me at my home.

Call me when I'm in my car.

Call my magic phone.

And then it was Aya's turn, in Yohji's clothes, screen reading 'Red doing the Yohji-dance'. Also Aya was with the four girls, now doing Yohji's funny dance.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Now it was Nagi's turn, in Omi's clothes, with the girls, screen reading 'Kid doing the Omi-dance'.

Call me, call me on my mobile!

What's my number?

Call me, call me on my mobile!

What's my number?

Ken, in Farfarello's clothes, screen: 'Sporty doing the Farfarello-dance'.

Always to the phone ones you ring.

Push that button, do my thing.

Always to the phone ones you ring.

Push that button, do my thing.

Now followed more clips of Omi, Farfarello, Schuldig and Yohji, dancing in their underwear, and some of Aya, Ken, Crawford and Nagi with and without the girls. It did look so much better when they did it, than the one's in the underwear.

Call me in the evening.

Call me at my home.

Call me when I'm in my car.

Call my magic phone.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

And then there was clips of Manx and Birman, in hot sexy clothes, dancing. And of Rin and Hiro singing this song.

Always to the phone ones you ring.

Push that button, do my thing.

Always to the phone ones you ring.

Push that button, do my thing.

Call me on my mobile!

Clip of Crawford holding a sign reading 'THE' on it. Then Aya a sign reading 'REVENGE'. Nagi had one reading 'IS' on it. And Ken had one reading 'SWEET' on it. Then a clip of them together, and it said 'THE REVENGE IS SWEET'.

Call me in the evening.

Call me at my home.

Call me when I'm in my car.

Call my magic phone.

And then clip of Aya, Crawford, Ken and Nagi, together. They had combined all the four funny dances into one funny dance.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Aya, Crawford, Ken, Nagi, Birman, Manx, Hiro and Rin together. All doing the ultimate funny dance. Having a blast and so much fun doing it.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

To end it, there was a clip of Aya, Crawford, Ken and Nagi, holding out their mobile, the new model, different colors, close up on the mobiles, and then Schuldig, Yohji, Omi and Farfarello in their underwear again, closing up their dance.

Call me, call me on my mobile!

Call me.

Call me.

Lalalalalala.

Call my number!


Ken, Nagi and Aya laughed, Crawford smirked. The face of Farfarello, Omi, Schuldig and Yohji was priceless.

"You son of a bitch..." Yohji growled to Aya.

"Oh lighten up Yohji, you're on TV" Ken laughed.

"Just remember one thing Yohji" Aya smirked.

"What?" Yohji snarled.

Call me.

Call me.

Call me.

Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on.

Call me, jingleling.

Call me, come on.

Lalalalalala.

Aya, Ken, Manx and Birman did the ultimate funny dance, singing it too.


After this episode, Yohji's life in the flower-shop became a nightmare, 'cause everytime the phone rang, Aya or Ken, often both, would do the funny dance, and get the fan-girls to do back-up-dance. Aya had even made sure that when ever the phone rang, that song would play, it was the shop's new ring-tone. Omi had tried to get it changed, but had to face a lost battle on that one.

Ken and Aya never got tiered of this, and it had never been more fun in the shop.

THE END!


Go to YouTube and search for Mr Mobile, Call me, or MTV ringtone. There are two versions on this one, watch both. First one is the underwear dance and official commercial The second one is the Official Mr Mobile Call Me Musicvideo!

Well, that was it, the last chapter. I hope you enjoyed the story. I sure had fun writing it. When I'm done with my other stories, maybe I'll write a spinoff on this story or something like that. But until then, please review and tell me what you think. And remember:

Call me. Call me. Call me. Lalalalalala.

Call me, come on. Call me, jingleling. Call me, come on. Lalalalalala.