Neji sat at Ichiraku staring blankly at his bowl of miso pork ramen. He had been sitting there for nearly an hour and the noodles had long since grown cold, had Naruto been there he would have cursed the Hyuuga in disgust. But he didn't care, Neji was deep in thought about his relationship with Tenten.

Lately she'd been acting extremely strange, not speaking, skipping training, and looking sick and pale. Plus she seemed to be avoiding Neji, not letting him touch her with excuses like she didn't want to get him sick with her flu, and saying she didn't feel well enough to go out.

He had even just received word from Tsunade the other day that because of Tenten's health she wouldn't be going on any missions for some while. As she had said this the Hokage had looked sternly and somewhat sympathetically at Neji before dismissing him.

"Hey dude." Neji looked up, he hadn't noticed Kiba sit down. It had been two months since the whole Hana escapade and Ino and him had gone back to their strange, and somewhat affectionately abusive, relationship. Kiba was looking at Neji strangely, and it was seriously aggravating him.

"Hn" Was his reply, as usual he wasn't in the mood for talking, especially to Kiba. But Kiba being, well Kiba, was relentless on all terms, and if he had something to say he was going to say it, whether Neji was going to listen or not. But that wasn't the case at the moment, Kiba wasn't leaving because, well, he was totally oblivious to Neji's coldness, actually a better way to put it was Kiba was oblivious in general.

"I heard about Tenten from Ino, how you holding up?" He asked. Unfortunately for Kiba Ino's big mouth forgot to mention that Tenten hadn't quite told Neji about her pregnancy. So the poor dog nin was in for a mot so pleasant surprise, however not as surprising as what Neji was in for.

"What?" Neji said harshly looking up quickly.

"Look Neji, Ino told me everything, if I were you I'd probably be running around in circles screaming and pulling my hair out right about now, I mean come on what are the chances?" Kiba chuckled still clueless.

"Tell your nuisance of a girlfriend to mind her big nose out of other people's business, Kiba" Neji muttered continuing to stare at his bowl.

Kiba growled and snarled viciously, "Hey, don't go and blame my girlfriend for being concerned! It's not her fault that you were too stupid to use protection, and got Tenten knocked up!"

There was a crash and then a thud, and in a blink a of an eye Neji had Kiba pinned the the wall, Neji's Byakugan was activated, the veins in his forehead pulsing menacingly.

"What the hell," Neji snarled viciously, people around them slowly backing away for fear of their lives, "Are you talking about."

"Tenten you- she and the baby..." Kiba turned pale realization dawning on his face, "You didn't know." Neji glared harder at him. "She never told you" Neji's grip tightened.

"Neji?!" The worst possible person to come across this scene cried, "What the hell are you doing to Kiba!?" Tenten shouted angrily. Neji turned slowly his veins throbbing visibly in his head. His Byakugan glared at Tenten, and then narrowed, then widened, before disappearing all together. "Neji!" Tenten yelled once more.

Tenten didn't even have time to react before Neji had grabbed her wrist in a death grip and had towed her off to god knows where.

"This is bad" Kiba gasped rubbing his red neck. He scowled, "Dammit Ino."

(This is just an author's note from the author, duh. Now since Sakura's got two names I just call her by the perspective of whoever was last focused on, like to Akutski she's Kira, but to herself and Leaf village people she's just Sakura. Okay I just wanted to say that so nobody bot confused, but I didn't do a good job explaining, oh well, sorry, enjoy!)

"Kira. Kira?" Deidara waved a hand in front of Kira's face, but she didn't move. For the past four days she'd been acting like this. Her head was propped up on her hand and she was staring dazed into the distance, remembering.

Flash

"Itachi, I bet I can stun you with just one move." Sakura declared.

"I doubt it Myamichi" Itachi snarled, his glared grew colder as Sakura smiled.

"'What are you still bitter about my little sex remark," Sakura teased. Come on give me the amo, I know the perfect revenge.

Itachi smirked "Aren't you a little young, you're like what twelve? I doubt you've ever even kissed a boy, and," Itachi leaned forward bit, his smirk growing, "And teddy bears don't count."

"Oh come on kill him." No let me do this, it's perfect timing. Sakura smirked herself and pulled Itachi into a kiss. He made no move, he didn't stiffen nor relax. It was strange he wasn't responding, but he wasn't pushing away either.

"Thata girl sweetess!"

At the sound of Kisame's voice Sakura whipped around and threw a paper bomb in his direction. She turned back to Itachi, who was staring at her, the usual blank expression firmly in place.

"Uchiha's" She muttered under her breath. And he smirked and walked in the direction where Kisame was.

End Flash

"KIRA!!" Sakura opened her eyes lazily, "KIRA SNAP OUT OF IT!!" Sakura sighed dreamily and then smacked Deidara, hard, across the face. Sakura glared at him as she stood, she so wasn't in the mood for this. She wanted blood. Uchiha blood. Hot, sweet. delicious...Okay! Stopping there. "Sick" Shut up.

Sakura sighed and walked towards the only window in the small kitchen. She heard Deidara sigh from behind her, "So" He started uneasily, "I guess you're with Itachi now."

Sakura was quiet for a few moments and then burst out into incessant laughter. "Me and Itachi! Oh my God!" As she laughed Sakura wallowed silently in the pain of the absolute truth. There was no Itachi and her, there never would be. It was just an unrealistic, unreasonable little girl's stupid crush.

Deidara was shocked into a stunned silence. Finally he was able to choke out a response, "But, you and him, and the kiss." He was confused, but a little butterfly of hope began to flutter in his stomach. Maybe he could have Kira, maybe she had rejected Itachi! Maybe she had feelings for him!

"Meant nothing, I was fooling with him, he didn't even care." Sakura laughed though pain bubbled a little too close to the surface for her liking, "Why does it matter to you?" She asked suspiciously.

"It just I didn't want you to become another one of his many whor- lady friends" Sakura's eyes widened then quickly narrowed as Deidara hurriedly tried to cover up his fatal slip.

"Lady friends?" Sakura snarled, she knew what Deidara was going to say, and if Itachi thought that she was some whore... Oh Itachi will die. "Yes die!" I thought I told you to shut up, you're giving me a headache! "Whatever girlie." Girlie?! That's so lame. "Hello I'm a million years old and-" You deserve some respect, blah, blah, blah, like I care. "Oh you litt-"

"Kira?" Deidara looked at her cautiously fearing for his life, as he should be. The look on her face was somewhere between insanity and maniacal happiness(You know when someone is like really happy about something totally wrong, a dark humor). Kira turned to him a strange crazy look in her eyes, a huge malicious smile spread across her face, and if he wasn't so stunned by how beautiful it was, he would have seen Kira's mind working behind it as it formed a diabolical plan. "Are you okay?" He said dazed, a goofy love struck grin on his face, still oblivious.

Sakura smiled seductively at him, rendering him helpless for a moment, then she walked up closely to him twirling a strand of his gold hair in between her fingers her lips barely brushing his ear as she whispered "Nothing to worry your pretty little head about, okay hot stuff." What happened next took her completely by surprise.

"THUMP!!" Holy shit he fainted! "Ha what a man!" Wow I almost fell bad, almost. But that was too easy. "And too funny!" The plan will be complete in no time. "You are evil" I know.

"Kira Tobi wants to know what happened to Deidara!" Tobi cried horror struck.

Neji had dragged her all the way to their training grounds, completely silent, and completely ignoring her. Finally he turned to glare at her, he looked vicious, but Tenten was pregnant and pissed.

"Neji what the hell is wrong with you!?" Tenten cried, she was about to yell more when everything went cold. Neji was glaring at her, veins pulsing visibly in his temples, his Byakugan glaring more specifically at her stomach. "Ne-neji. I-I..." He looked up at her, his eyes returning to normal. "I'm two months pregnant." Neji's eyes seemed to soften slightly and what he said next cast Tenten into a field of darkness, the good kind, filled with warmth and happiness, and dreams of a joyful future.

He said, "It's a boy."