Inside the Series: Zombie Powder
I don't own Zombie Powder, and we know this because if I did, it would have my style to it and it would be finished. And, no, my style doesn't necessarily mean it would be funny. Here is Smith Part I
CT Smith is Akutabi Gamma's partner. In the crime sense. Both men are straight. We know this because you never see them hitting on each other, because if they did, well, then they'd probably be gay. Go figure, I just write the intros to the episodes. Here is Charles's interview with Smith.
"Welcome to the show, Mr. Smith," said Charles. "It's a real honor to have here in my studio the man who is good at everything he does."
"Thank you for the compliment," said Smith, "But sadly, I am not good at writing Baroque style Norwegian poetry. Gamma outshines me there."
"That's a little surprising to me," said Charles, "Because I know that Gamma doesn't read well."
"He doesn't," said Smith. "Another thing he's good at is raising slime molds. He has a few as pets. I can raise them, but they're mysterious to me, so I don't."
"Okay," said Charles. "Let's get down to the real shit. You graduated top of all your classes, graduated high school at age ten and college at age twelve. What did you do until you got your job in Zombie Powder?"
"I did some crazy shit, man," said Smith as he suddenly lit up a toke. "I did some real crazy shit."
"I didn't know you were a toker. By the way, I'd prefer if you put that out." Smith pulled his gun. "In that case, may I have some?"
"Sure," said Smith as he passed Charles a joint. "So, enough about me, man, let's hear some shit about you."
"Okay," said Charles. He took a huge drag. "Not only am I flamingly bisexual, I once took a dump in the middle of a supermarket and ate it."
"Wicked, man."
"I know. But enough about me, man, let's hear some shit about you."
"Well, one time, Elwood and I were playing poker."
"Yeah?"
"I kicked his ASS!"
"Now that's it!"
"Yeah. But enough about me, man, let's hear some shit about you."
"Okay," said Charles. "Every time I hear the word hamper, I picture myself doing Kenshi from Mortal Kombat in one."
"Aww, dude, that's so fuckin' awesome."
"It is. But enough about me, man, let's hear some shit about you."
"I can put my whole foot in my mouth."
"Nice, foot fister."
"It's great. But enough about me, man, let's hear some shit about you."
"That's all for today's show," said Charles as he became regular again. "Next show we will have Wolfina on for something other than titty-fucking. Until then, I'm Charles Tolle, and I just smoked weed on TV with CT Smith."
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm thinking of scrapping this project for the buddy flicks. Worry not, I will have Wolfina's chapter at least.