Thanks to everybody who reviewed this, I had a whale of a time writing it!
CURTAIN CALL
(Noel, Louise, Lily and Rita come in wearing their posh togs as 'One Night Only' plays. Honey comes on and takes her place in the crowd as "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" plays. Then Cal, Ethan and Dylan, ALL wearing technicolour dreamcoats, come on as 'Any Dream Will Do' is heard. The other two beautiful Meyer sisters, Melissa and Mog, come on. They are indeed pretty as they are played by Jennifer Lawrence and Pixie Lott. Mog goes to Cal, Melissa goes to Ethan… then they swap. Dylan dances alone, but as Big Mac comes on he grabs him and dances with him. The music changes to 'I will never let you down' as Connie struts on and gets lots of Boos. Cal and Ethan swap girls again. Mog and Melissa swap Cal and Ethan for Dylan and Big Mac. 'Charlie Shakira' comes on wiggling to 'This Time for Africa'. Zoe comes on to the tune of 'One Night Only', dressed as a bride, and Max joins her in his best suit and a rather fetching top hat. Anton comes on as 'Sidestep' is played and does a small line dancing display. Finally 'Dancing in the Dark' plays as Lofty and Marta come on as the other Bride and Groom. Robyn skips behind them scattering rose petals. The two happy couples come down to the front.)
ZOE: So evil's vanquished, love's in bloom.
DYLAN: You four, no smooching. Get a room.
LOFTY: This proves the bad guys never win-
MAX: NO-ONE puts Zoe in the bin!
(He and Zoe do a little bit of dancing to 'Having the Time of my Life' then once more, 'Love Changes Everything' is heard for a while… but trust naughty Dylan to have the last say. I think you'll recognise the tune from the final words.)
DYLAN: The rhymes don't rap, the tunes are cr*p,
I hate the stupid plot.
This tripe won't run on Broadway,
I know, no matter what!
(Robin stuffs a handful of rose petals in his mouth but he still bows defiantly.)
THE END