Disclaimer: No I don't own eyesheild 21, quit asking me dang it!

A/N:

Arizo: Hi welcome back to the second 'Ways to annoy random eyesheild 21 character'. Today at a special request from ChainedHeart999, we shall be doing Hiruma Yoichi

WARNING: Annoying Hiruma is very dangerous, he's one of the reasons I said 'even though with most of them that's very dangerous' in the summary. So enjoy, but I would advise annoying Akaba instead, however, if you are feeling particularly risky go a head.

However, I just need you to sign here- - that I am not responsible, for your death, should you do anyone of these deeds to Hiruma-sama. You've been warned, enjoy but for your own good don't…

# One: Steal his threat book-if that's even possible-

# Two: Sneak into his underground arsenal, and replace all his bullets with marshmallows

# Three: While your in the underground arsenal, poor syrup down all his bazooka's so they become filled up to the brim

# Four: Ask him if the reason he's so mean to Mamori, is so she'll always be thinking about him

# Five: Insist, that the reason he hasn't made Mamori his slave, even though he's got blackmail info on her, is because he's in love with her

# Six: Hire Peneeka(A/N: Peneeka is an OC from another one of my eyesheild 21 stories 'that's your excuse for everything') to brainwash him to kiss Mamori, only have the brainwash where off once he's done, and so he can remember everything, then film what happens

# Seven: Post what you filmed on the internet, this will probably annoy Mamori too

# Eight: Try to pull off his ears claiming 'they can't be real'

# Nine: Steal his bleach, so he can't bleach his hair anymore

# Ten: Offer to sell pictures of Mamori in a bikini, only instead of Mamori in a bikini its Agon(how you get Agon in a bikini will be revealed when Agon comes on the show)…then run like theres no tomorrow

# Eleven: Use the money he gave you for the pictures of Mamori, not that they really were Mamori, to buy an insane amount sugary things and give them to Sena and Monta, so those two go on a sugar high

# Twelve: Constantly bug his to ask Mamori out

# Thirteen: Break Habashira's bike, so he doesn't have a ride

# Fourteen: Give him an invitation, to the 'Managers and Quarterback' dance

# Fifteen: Send Sena on an all expense paid trip to Hawaii, the night before a big game

# Sixteen: Dye all his black clothes pink

Arizo: Wow that was enjoyable, remember to tune in next for 'Ways to Annoy Random Eyesheild 21 characters'