Disclaimer: I don't own eyesheild 21, okay, I don't own it, it belong to the people who created him alright are we clear…gooooood –the good is said evilly

A/N:

Arizo: Yeah okay so this is the third episode, and today we have a special guest, no sadly not Zen-kun, she couldn't make it, now prouncing my sister…hey imouto-chan what do you want your name to be…Amina…okay

Amina: This is your show…its lame

Arizo: Shut up and pick the name out of the hat-holds out paper sailor hat-

Amina: Whatever

Arizo: No good dang it…pick again

Amina: Fine

Arizo: Still no good dang it… once again…-several more times-ooh Agon…this'll be fun

Warning: Same for Hiruma Yoichi

Agon: Why am I paired with that scumbag

Arizo: Shut up…I'll let you go out with my sister

Agon: Okay she's pretty

Arizo: Do anything unwanted and I'll write a fanfiction in which you become Hiruma's slave,…wait I've already done that…ah well, I'll make Hiruma torture you in the fanfiction even more than I was planning to

Agon: Fine

Arizo: Good! Now please enjoy ways in which to annoy the crap out of Agon…ooh yummy grapes Amina give me some grapes dang it! Enjoy the show!

# One: Tell him Hiruma's better than him

# Two: Call him trash

# Three: In his sleep dye his hair orange, or some other random color that's not purple

# Four: Ask him which he finds more attractive Kurita or Ootawara-we all know Agon's really gay-

# Five: Tell him he did a wonderful thing to Kurita in forcing him to go to Deimon

# Six: Pay all the girls he asks out on dates to reject him

# Seven: Hire Hiruma to shoot him with a paralyzing bullet, put him in a bikini and sell the pictures on the internet

# Eight: Use the money to hire all the professional wrestlers in the world and sic them on him, hopefully they'll be able to beat him

# Nine: If you're a girl, and good looking, flirt with him, when he asks you out-you know he will-reject him

# Ten: Insist that the only reason he's able to get so many girls, is because they want to practice with him, to be good for Hiruma, or better yet Sena

# Eleven: Shave his head, and then constantly mistake him for Unsei

# Twelve: Steal all his clothes except his 'fuggly' Buddhist clothes, so he constantly has to where that

Thirteen: Ask him who's on top in his and Unsei's relationship

Fourteen: Sneak behind him grab one of his dreadlocks, and holler 'dingdong' then run for your life

Fifteen: Tell Unsei what he does in his spare time

Sixteen: While he's on a date, sneak under the table and tie his shoelaces together, so when he gets up he trips

A/N: Yeah so I think Agon calls his uniform 'fuggly' Buddhist clothes, ooh these grapes are good

Once again do these at your own risk, thank you! Review Please