Disclaimer: No I don't own eyeshield 21
A/N:
Arizo: Welcome back to the show!
At a special request from Tuli Susi-san, we will be annoying Kakei today. Oh and can you stop making requests please, this isn't random any more at all
Enjoy!
Kakei: Why don't I get a warning, aren't I dangerous
Arizo: You were defeated by someone you could step over, as was pointed out by Tuli Susi-san, speaking of which if someone could tell me which chapter that was in please, because I can't honestly remember
Kakei: I still think I'm dangerous
Arizo: Well you are…sorta…just not dangerous compared to the other people we've been annoying-pats
Kakei: Shut up!
Arizo: As I was saying before Kakei interrupted, please ENJOY!
# One: Still contacts, we know those eyes can't be natural, even if they do make him look incredibly hot
# Two: Get Mizumachi, to strip around him, even more than usual
# Three: Tell him, Sena will never love him, because he accused Sena of being a liar
# Four: Then tell him to not worry, because he can now hook up with either, Akaba or the real eyeshield 21, Yamato
# Five: Insist that he's an Akaba wannabe because they both wear contacts
# Six: Lower all the ceilings in Kyoshin High, so he constantly hits his head
# Seven: Shave his head
# Eight: Tell him Ababa's still better than him, even if he isn't the real eyeshield 21
# Nine: Set him and Mizumachi up on a blind date, at some real kid like store
# Ten: Tell everyone what a bum he used to be
# Eleven: Give Mizumachi his phone number
# Twelve: Draft him, as a stand in cheerleader
# Thirteen: Call him constantly in the middle of the night
# Fourteen: Take pictures of him, in a cheerleading outfit, give them Mizumachi, and the rest of the team, and then watch what happens
# Fifteen: Ask him, if he's in love with a whale, then walk away
# Sixteen: Mistake him for a ladder
Okay done, Yipee!