Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 never has and never will belong to me.
A/N:
Arizo: I apologize for the long delay between the update. Today I shall be annoying –drum roll please- Habashira Rui, Linebacker of the Zokugoku Chameleons, ooh this will be fun.
Arizo: No warnings this time, Rui is too soft.
Rui: What????
Arizo: You are always crying.
Rui: About important very important things.
Arizo: Like your enemy is losing a game.
Rui: They…they…
Arizo: Fine I'll give you a warning, ahem:
Warning: Habashira Rui is dangerous, and it's probably a bad idea to get on his bad side. However, he is nothing compared to Hiruma.
Rui: WHAT????
Arizo: Well…which one of you became the slave?
Rui: Well me
Arizo: Exactly
Enjoy the show
# One: Tell him he has no chance with Hiruma or Sena
# Two: Stalk him for a month, get a whole bunch of blackmail info on him and threaten to sell it to Hiruma, unless he dresses up in a cheerleader uniform.
# Three: After he's dressed up in a cheerleader uniform, take a picture and sell that to Hiruma.
# Four: Tell him he's a Hiruma wannabe
# Five: Get Hiruma to give him a whole bunch of commands, constantly.
# Six: Break his bike
# Seven: Dance around him singing loudly
# Eight: Give his team the day off
# Nine: Tell him he'd better work up the guts to ask Meg out soon, or someone else will take her
# Ten: Tell him his super-long arms make him look like a freak
# Eleven: Stare at him strangely, scribble something down, and walk away
# Twelve: Have him and Shin face off, when he loses-he obviously will-mock him constantly
# Thirteen: Pay Meg, with the money you got from Hiruma from # three, to act really, really nice all day long, film him having a nervous break-down about it
# Fourteen: Post the nervous break-down on the internet
# Fifteen: Dye his white uniform Bright Pink
# Sixteen: Wash his hair, we all know he doesn't wash it, it's too greasy looking
A/N:
Arizo: I hope you enjoyed. Review Please!