Disclaimer: No I do not own eyeshield 21, the anime or manga. If I did, would I write the fanfictions for it, no! Therefore I obviously don't own eyeshield 21.

A/N:

Arizo: Tehehe, today I shall be telling you my faithful show watchers-students, how to annoy, Taki Suzuna.

Warning: Is dangerous, but compared to Mamori and Hiruma, she's got a lot to learn.

Suzuna: Ya, You-nii, and Mamo-nee, will teach me!

Oh by the way if you could not tell the Eyeshield 21 fans whose telling you how to annoy them I'd be very much obliged. You see I'm beginning to worry they are going to come after me.

Now just sit back, relax, and enjoy!

# One: Ask her if the reason she's so obsessed with relationships, is because she knows she'll never have one.

# Two: Steal her roller-skates.

# Three: Have her brother act more stupid around her than usual.

# Four: Send Sena love-letters, signed with her name. Make sure she doesn't find out who really sent them.

# Five: Tie her to a chair force her to listen to really annoying music

# Six: Comment constantly on her lack of physical maturity

# Seven: Ask her if she has a thing for older guys when you see her hanging around any of the second years

# Eight: Mistake her for a grade schooler

# Nine: Tell her Sena's heart belongs to Shin

# Ten: Tell her Sena doesn't appreciate all the Yaoi fanclub stuff she does for him especially when she says he looks good in girls clothes, as a matter a fact in annoys him severely

# Eleven: Brainwash her parents into acting just like her brother-this will slowly drive her insane-(A/N: I'm expecting you to know who to hire to do your brainwashing by now however, if for some reason you don't its Peneeka, who is and OC from my eyeshield 21 fanfic 'That's your excuse for everything' which will be up in a few months)

# Twelve: Tell her she and Taki are exactly alike

# Thirteen: Tell Sena that she and Taki are in an incest relationship right in front of her…I then strongly advise to run for your life

# Fourteen: Join the cheer squad-gender does not matter-and constantly ask her questions what incredibly stupid way off topic stuff

# Fifteen: Ask Mamori where babies come from right in front of her then act like you just noticed her grab Mamori's arm and say "Mamo-nee we should go talk about this somewhere else Suzuna-chan isn't old enough to here these sort of things yet"

# Sixteen: Somehow convince Sena that she should be his slave because she owes him a life debt for saving her life in episode 22, then get him to give her a bunch of stupid commands-the only trick there is how you are going to force Sena, perhaps brainwash him to-

Wow Jillian Leonhart-san annoying her was hard…aww well done. In episode 108, Suzuna holds up this skirt to Sena and says he'd look really good in it.

Hope you enjoyed reading review please!!!