Disclaimer: NO I DON'T OWN EYESHIELD 21.
A/N: Okay sorry for all the incredibly long delay I've been super busy. Okay I will be doing a special request today Sakuraba Haurato, however, please, please, please, don't give me any more requests…this is supposed to be random.
Arizo: Okay ways to annoy Sakuraba:
Warning: Nah
To Bar-Ohki-san-I have Hiruma-sama's protection because next episode and the following episodes after that he will be coming onto the shoe as my co-host. Yipee! He stopped being mad at me once I showed him how to annoy Agon.
Enjoy!
# One: Give his cell phone number to all his psychotic stalking fans
# Two: Give his psychotic stalking fans who have tendency to faint around him his address
# Three: Schedule a big modeling show on the day of a big game
# Four: Ask him how he plans to go to college because he's not good enough to get an American Football scholarship-This isn't true but he'll still believe you-
# Five: Free Ikari and have Sakuraba re-capture him
# Six: Set him up on a blind date with one of his psychotic stalking fans
# Seven: Stare at him constantly
# Eight: Push him into Shin's arms then take pictures of what happens
# Nine: Tell him Shin's heart belongs to Sena, I mean come on the obsession Sakuraba has with Shin isn't normal
# Ten: Poke him repeatedly when he yells at you and you are female cry if you are a guy look at him and go 'what you can't take a tiny hit…wimp' then walk away
# Eleven: Post pictures of him in that maid outfit on the internet
# Twelve: Force him to do the Macarena in a hula outfit
# Thirteen: Tell him he is second place
# Fourteen: Casually hand Shin every electrical thing he owns it will take a matter of seconds for Shin to break them all
# Fifteen: Sign him up for a life-long modeling contract…in underwear
# Sixteen: Invite yourself over for a sleepover and sing really annoying songs all night long
A/N: Okay there we go! Review Please!!!!