Disclaimer: No eyeshield 21 does not belong to me, and never will.

A/N: Congratulations Tuli-Susi-san, you're vote won the poll we are doing Riku.

Arizo: Hiruma-sama bring in Riku-chan please

-Hiruma drags in Riku, and Arizo runs over and hugs him-

Arizo: Riku-chan so adorable-hugs tighter-

Riku: Uh sorry my heart belongs to another…Kobackaya Sena

Arizo: Riku-chan is still adorable

Hiruma: Just do the () wannabe's warning I've got to go torture the () ponytail, plus I have a date with the () manager

Arizo:-continues to cling to Riku-No warning for Riku, to sensitive, and innocent

-Riku blushes-

Riku: Look you're a very pretty girl but I'm gay

Arizo:-grabs Riku's shirt-You're my captive I'm allowed to hug you if I want besides I'm taller than you…not that that's saying much

Riku:-sigh-

Arizo:-still hugging Riku-Sorry if I have disturbed you but I have an obsession with Riku he's so adorable-pets Riku's head-aww well maybe when Riku finally realizes Sena will wind up with either Shin or Agon, he'll come back to me

Hiruma: Not likely

Arizo: A girl can dream…okay so enjoy these ways to annoy Riku

Riku: Hey if you don't do then I'll go out on a date with you

Arizo: Not worth it…Here you all go! Oh and I'm going to be using your suggestions you gave me, they were too good to pass up, hope you don't mind, sorry if you do-bows repeatedly-

# One: Tell him he is a Hiruma wannabe

# Two: Call him Rikkun

# Three: Tell him he'll never be able to compete with Shin or Agon, that includes the contest for Sena's love

# Four: Pour a bucket of water on him

# Five: Force him to wear a dress in front of Sena and all his other rivals that'll make Gaoh lose all the respect he has for him

# Six: Ask him if he's suicidal-the whole claiming to have made of Banba scenario yeah he could have been killed very easily-

# Seven: Tell him no one takes him seriously

# Eight: When you see him and Sena walking down the street focus completely on Sena and completely ignore him

# Nine: Brainwash Kid into acting like Monta or even better Seibu's coach…wow that would be funny

# Ten: Ask him if the reason he wants Sena so badly is because he knows that that is the only guy he could go out with and be on top in the relationship

# Eleven: Have girl taller than him ask him out on a date

# Twelve: Ask him how he feels being second to Sena his student in everything

# Thirteen: Pay Sena to go up to him and say "Hey Riku, I signed us both up for ballet lessons" be sure to get a picture of the look on his face

# Fourteen: Post the picture of his face on the internet, along with the picture of him in a leotard on the internet

# Fifteen: Tell him it's his fault Sena was bullied so badly in middle-school because he moved away

# Sixteen: Tell him Sena will always think of Shin before him

Okay done hope you enjoy! Oh and review please!!!!