Disclaimer: If eyeshield 21 belonged to me the story would have been about Hiruma and Mamori and their love...well not entirely but there would have been a whole lot more Hirumamo moments.

WARNING: THE NEXT PARAGRAPH CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE DINOSAURS GAME SO IF YOU HAVEN'T READ UP TO THE DINOSAURS GAME JUST READ THE PART WHERE I'M ANNOYING THE PERSON I WILL BE ANNOYING.

Arizo: Okay la la la you get the point today we shall be annoying Marco…oh and we shall be guest staring Gaoh

Gaoh: Why did I agree to this?

Arizo: Because I arranged for you and Kurita to have a date

Gaoh: Okay

Hiruma: Can we get on with this I have a meeting with the () dreads…and what's the () caveman doing here

Gaoh: He's scared of me because I broke his arm

Arizo: Umm no actually I think you should be scared of him…oh and my faithful show watchers tell me do you feel that the only reason Gaoh gets credit is because he broke Hiruma's arm????

-Agon storms in-

Agon: Scumbag let's go…I have date in an hour and we need to have our meeting before that

Arizo: cough-He's dating Sena-cough

Agon: How did you know that???

Arizo: Because I'm the author now leave or I'll sic Gaoh on you

-Gaoh smiles-

Agon: I take that monster and his stupid strength anytime

Gaoh: Then let's take this outside

-Gaoh and Agon leave-

Hiruma: Well get going tell the () audience how do annoy the () eyelashes

Arizo: Yes Hiruma-sama right away…umm once again we're annoying Marco

NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T READ THE…YEAH BEFORE THE ANNOYING OF THE PERSON STARTED WE'RE ANNOYING MARCO

# One: Take away his cola

# Two: Tell him Maruko hates him

# Three: Have Gaoh and Kisaragi flirt with Maruko right in front of him

# Four: Tell his team he's in love with Hiruma…that's why he's so obsessed with him

# Five: Steal Gaoh's teddy bear and frame him for it

# Six: Set him and Gaoh up on a blind date

Seven: Tell him he should get over Gaoh because Gaoh and Kisaragi are meant to be-then walk away but be sure to get a picture of his very confused and disturbed face-

# Eight: Tell him Gaoh and Kisaragi are a couple when he laughs in your face show him a picture of Gaoh and Kisaragi making out-you can get one from Hiruma-and film he freaking out

# Nine: Sell the movie of him freaking out to Hiruma

Ten: Use the money you got and send Gaoh and Kisaragi on an all expense paid trip to some huge wrestling tournament the night before a big game

Eleven: Stalk him and when asked say you are on Hiruma, Gaoh, Maruko, Agon, or Sena's order and if you don't like it go take it up with them

Twelve: Drug him so he's all loopy right before a big game dress him in the opponents quarterbacks uniform and make sure the drug where's right as Gaoh comes charging at him

Thirteen: Steal Maruko's cell phone, text him in the middle of the night and have the text say she wants to meet somewhere private when he arrives there won't be anyone there

Fourteen: Drop a bunch of hot spices in his cola right before a big game film him running around like an idiot gasping

# Fifteen: Stare at him…he's so paranoid he'll freak out

# Sixteen: Put make-up on him

Marco: Umm about number eleven 'Sena's orders'

Arizo: Sena has a whole lot of very dangerous bodyguards

Marco: Oh okay

-Agon and Gaoh enter looking very bruised-

Arizo: Maruko-chan help you teammate

Sena: Agon-san are you alright

-Ices Agon's black eye-

Arizo: I really wanted to see a Agon vs. Gaoh fight mind you I almost did in one chapter stupid Shin

Sena: So you made them fight what gives you that right

-Smile-

Arizo: I'm the author like I can make you kiss Agon right now if I wanted

Sena: No you can't

-Sena kisses Agon-

Arizo: I rest my case…okay enjoy don't get into mischief as a teacher of mine said where your seatbelts oh and if you don't review I'll sic Gaoh on you