Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 does not belong to me
A/N:
-Arizo is lying on a couch clutching her stomache
Arizo: Oww pain
Sena: What did you do?
Arizo: Way too many sit ups
Sena: How many
Arizo: About three hundred…say when is Hiruma-sama getting here
Sena: He and Agon are collecting more information for that evil book Hiruma-san has
Arizo: Oh…okay
Well today we shall be annoying…CEREBERUS
Sena: WHAT????
Arizo: Oh don't worry Sena-chan I have a plan to keep Cerberus in line
-Gestures to the huge pile of steaks that the said mutt is gobbling down-
Sena: Oh
Arizo: Enjoy...remember Cerberus is dangerous do not cross him
# One: Pull his tail-Yes I know that is suicidal-
# Two: Shave his fur in the shape of a poodle
# Three: Steal his food
# Four: Tie him up somewhere so he can't chase anyone
# Five: Throw things at him
# Six: Put juicy steaks just out of his reach
# Seven: Eat a big juicy steak in front of him
# Eight: Take him to the vet and have him fixed
# Nine: Tell him that pig has outsmarted him
# Ten: Refuse to give him flea medicine so he can't do anything put itch
# Eleven: Put robots of Sena, and Monta in front of him, he'll run up and bite them and then get an electric shock I the mouth-If you want robots ask Peneeka
# Twelve: When he's securely chained spray him with a water-bottle
# Thirteen: Have Ishimaru walk around him-If you don't get this say so in the review and I'll explain it next chapter-
# Fourteen: Sign him up for ballet lessons-I mean he does cheerleading so why not ballet-
# Fifteen: Give him a bath
# Sixteen: Ask him how he can understand human speech then walk away
Ha Ha that was fun although dangerous
Oh and I was serious about the whole 300 sit-ups thing, I seriously did 300 sit ups today
Okay umm what was it that we always seem to tell you to do at the end of a fanfiction oh yeah
REVIEW PLEASE…thank you and good night, evening, afternoon depending what time of day it is when you read this!