Disclaimer: Eyeshield 21 does not belong to me and never will belong to me

A/N: Okay for all of you who didn't get the thing on Ishimaru, he's invisible right so if Ishimaru walked around him, Cerberus wouldn't be able to see him but he would be able to smell him thus making Cerberus very annoyed that he can't see his meal only smell it.

Ishimaru:-sweatdrop-

Arizo:-gives Ishimaru a hug-Now I wasn't originally going to do Ishimaru-san next but then someone-can't remember who-gave me the idea and it caught on so here goes.

# One: Follow him when he does his after school job of delivering magazines and take all the magazines he delivered then hand them two him again once he's finished with his route so he has to do it over again

# Two: Repeat # one several times

# Three: Not notice him

# Four: Tell him it's good to be invisible because he'll never be attacked by…anyone

# Five: Notice him-He'll go crazy with shock and which will annoy him because he'll wind up in the mental institution-

# Six: Poor paint on him

# Seven: Put a sign that says 'kick me' on the back of his shirt (Hmm this one would have been great for Hiruma, Agon, Musashi, and Shin as well)

# Eight: Invite everyone from the track team to a big party right in front of him

# Nine: Ask him why he is so glum all the time-then walk away-

Ten: Get up in his face and start ranting about how he's a horrible person –allowing Sena to play in the Hakushu game against Gaoh when he could of-

# Eleven: Tell him no one likes his new hair-due

# Twelve: Sign him up for an anger management class-when he asks tell him he really does have anger which is building up inside of him and when it bursts he will become a more terrifying and evil person than Hiruma- (No this isn't true but he'll believe it and he'll freak out)

# Thirteen: Film him freaking from # Twelve and post it on the internet

# Fourteen: Tell him he's gullible to believe what was said in # Twelve

# Fifteen: Tell him nice guys never get anywhere in the world

# Sixteen: Tell him only plain girls like plain guys

Phew! Okay done enjoy!