Disclaimer: If I owned Eyeshield 21 Hiruma and Mamori would have kissed by now, even if it was by accident, and Shin would have kissed Sena at the end of the second Oujo vs. Deimon game.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back after who knows how long, and your host is very sorry for the delay, to the show in which you are informed of how to annoy Eyeshield 21 characters.

Now please note this will be no longer be selected randomly but by the author, because your host has lost the hat in which she drew the names from and is too much of a lazy brat to go find it.

Arizo: Well that was just plain mean even if it was the truth, I am a lazy brat!

Hiruma: Shut up () author and announce who'll you'll be annoying this time around I've got better things to do than co-host with you on this show

Arizo: Oh well if it's a hassle for you can leave Hiruma-sama…don't worry I arranged for Gaoh-sama to protect me from the crazed fans and the annoyed Eyeshield 21 characters who are outside

Gaoh: Why am I doing this again?

Arizo: Because for one I'm the author and you have to do what I say, secondly I'll give you pictures of Kisaragi sleeping

Gaoh: Sounds good

Arizo: Now I shall tell you who I'll be annoying ahem………..Ikkyu

Ikkyu: What…what did I ever do to you?

Arizo: Nothing now hold still this won't hurt a bit-bright smile-

Ikkyu: What are you going to do?

Arizo: Announce how dangerous you are…mmmmmmmmmmmmm…Ikkyu-chan is about as dangerous as Monta-chan or Sena-chan except when you are in a catching match…then he's very dangerous!

Ikkyu: What????

Arizo: Sorry just stating facts here…uh well enjoy and remember where your seatbelts!

# One: Poke him-repeatedly-

# Two: Sell him to Agon for the week

# Three: Have Agon give him dating lessons in front of everyone from Team Japan

# Four: -If you're a girl-Walk up to him and ask for his phone number then call him repeatedly during the night

# Five: Ask him what that thing on his forehead is

# Six: Tell him there's someone out there who you could get laid with…then point to Monta

# Seven: Stare at him

# Eight: Ask him how he feels about losing to someone with the brains of a monkey

# Nine: Set him up on a blind date with Sanzo

# Ten: Give him cover-up for that thing on his head

# Eleven: Tell him girls like guys who buy them poison Ivy

# Twelve: If number twelve works, take a picture of him with the poison Ivy rash and sell it to Hiruma

# Thirteen: Drag Agon's latest girlfriend to his school –sorry don't know how to spell it off the top of my head and I'm too of a lazy brat to look it up-and introduce her to Ikkyu, Ikkyu will naturally start to flirt with her then call Agon tell him some thug is trying to steal his new girl, Agon will arrive and painfully murder Ikkyu

# Fourteen: When you see Ikkyu-chan talking to Unsui-sama walk up and say in a very high-pitched voice oh you two are so cute together-this annoy will most likely greatly amuse Agon should he be standing close by-

# Fifteen: Holler Hey dot-head whenever you see him

-We interrupt this program so the author can go and get her pizza-

-And now we can continue this program-

# Sixteen: When you see him walking down the street with Agon, smile brightly wave, then run in his direction, he will stop and stare at you, then run and hug Agon

Depending on your gender Ikkyu will either get a happy smile on his face should you be a girl and a freaked-out look on his face should you be a guy.

When you run and hug Agon once again depending on your gender, if you're a pretty girl Agon probably won't mind too much or course if you're a guy or an ugly girl he'll hit you

-This annoy will most likely work best if you are a pretty girl!

Okay done! Now if you'll excuse me I have a pizza downstairs with my name on it! -Yum-