Ways to Annoy Eyeshield 21 Characters Chapter 18, an eyeshield 21 fanfic

Disclaimer: I'm sorry but if you're looking for the person who owns Eyeshield 21 you will not find him here, in other words Eyeshield 21 does not belong to me.

Hello and welcome to the 18th episode of 'Ways to Annoy' where our faithful viewers, that's right you faithful viewers, can learn how to annoy Eyeshield 21 characters. Now we give you our host and author –drum roll please- Arizo

Arizo: Whoa are we rolling already…ack I'm not read can we do that over again? Please!

Arizo: Welcome, welcome now today we shall be annoying…………………………

Sena: Kurita-senpai

Arizo: That's right Kurita…WHAT????

Sena: Well you've annoyed Hiruma-senpai and Musashi-senpai so why not Kurita-senpai

Arizo:…You do make valid points there Sena-chan however I shall not tell my viewers how to annoy him because Kurita-sama is very nice, for one plus he has such a low self-esteem, and no one thinks highly of him already…except Gaoh-sama………anyway picking on Kurita is just plain mean because he won't defend himself

Sena:….Oh well I guess your right…so who will you be annoying in this episode

Arizo: First off Sena-chan I never actually annoy people I just tell the others how they can be annoyed and in this episode I'll be telling my viewers how to annoy Kongo Unsui

Sena: Isn't that impossible

Arizo: Yes…I mean no well Hiruma-sama

Hiruma: Its 50-50

Sena: Okay…what does that mean?

Arizo: I have no idea but here goes nothing…enjoy

# One: Knock him unconscious put him in a dreadlock wig, and sunglasses drag him to the dark side of town, and when he wakes up film everyone attacking him

# Two: When he's sleeping shoot spitballs at him or just shoot spitballs at him in general

# Three: Stare at him

# Four: Get a bunch of kids to run up to him crying going 'Your brother broke my bike' 'Your brother broke my roller-skates' 'Your brother broke my skate-board' 'Your brother broke my spine' –Make sure the little kids whose complaining about a broken spine is lying on the ground-and then have the little kids say 'You have to compensate me' make sure you collect the money he gives the kids

# Five: Cause some sort of a diversion -Try Agon's in the hospital-that causes Unsui to miss practice on a day that for some unknown reason Agon shows up, then Agon will never let him forget it

# Six: Give him the nickname Tomasine-chan

# Seven: Run up to him and go 'Agon got a girl pregnant' then film him freaking-out

# Eight: Run up to him and go 'Unsui-sama, you got a girl pregnant

He will either freak out or say:

'That's impossible because-

Option # One: I'm still a virgin

Option # Two: The only person I've ever had sex with is my brother

Either way, Unsui will either admit to still being a virgin, or committing incest or twincest, with Agon. Both of these are valid blackmail material, which you can sell to Hiruma-sama

# Nine: Run into his room when he's asleep, at oh maybe two or three in the morning and scream 'You're late for practice'

(Note: According to all the fanfic's I've read, Agon and Unsui sleep in the same room, therefore make sure you do this annoy on a night when Agon's getting laid unless you are suicidal)

# Ten: Steal his lead football

# Eleven: Tell –Takami, Hiruma, and Rui-that Unsui's been stalking their managers. Of course you could also tell Megu and Mamori that he's been stalking them. It would probably equal the same results.

# Twelve: Tell him Agon killed Sena, well more likely raped Sena or molested Sena

# Thirteen: Bring a whole bunch of really pretty girls to the school he goes to, and just watch with a smile on your face as he tries to get his team to practice while the girls are all there…most likely cheering for Agon

# Fourteen: Pay Agon to be really nice for a day

# Fifteen: Ask him what he and Sena did last night in front of…Shin, Agon, Mizumachi, or any Sena pairing you like as long as its someone who could murder him

# Sixteen: Pay Agon to sing any random song

Thank you for reading! Yes the thing in the beginning was whatever you call it similar to this thing in Madagascar II: Escape to Africa. Anyway, I don't own Madagascar I or II either.

According to the Japanese name translation site whatever the heck you call it, that I was on Tomasine means twin so I guess you'd be calling Unsui twin-chan. -shrugs-