Part two of the Orginization's 'Normal' evening. Last part too, sadly, but I'm going to do more one-shots!
Xemnas was quietly reading a book when he heard screaming.
"Why is everyone in this Organization totally insane?" He asked thin air, pushing himself out of the rather comfortable arm chair he was in. Then Vexen ran in.
"Superior, for some strange reason Saïx is butt naked, and trying to kill Roxas, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Luxord and Marluxia." Vexen shrugged. "I think they've been playing Truth or Dare again."
"Oh my god." Xemnas face palmed, remembering the last time they had played Truth or Dare.
Let us just say that that game was the birth of Xigbar's scars. (It had to do with Marluxia, scissors, and a elastic band.)
Xemnas stood up and walked down the corridor and was run over by Roxas.
"OW! NUMBER THIRTEEN!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!"
"Running away from Saïx." Roxas explained. "He's pissed off because I locked him outside when he was running around Marly's garden naked for a dare."
"Why did you do that?" Xemnas asked, glaring at the young nobody.
"Axel said so. Then he said he was being… Sar- something."
"Sarcastic." Xemnas sighed. "Sarcastic means he didn't mean for you to do it."
"Oh." Roxas paused. "I messed up big time, didn't I?"
"Yes, yes you did."
"BERSERKER!!" Axel and Demyx ran over Roxas and Xemnas.
"OW!"
"OW!"
"Sorry." Demyx stood up. "Saïx has gone berserk and I think Luxord is dead."
"Well that's just great."
"He's Luxord."
"Your point?"
"It's not like we care." Axel shrugged.
"You're being rude again."
"I'm always rude."
"So true." Axel sighed. "I need therapy."
"Then get some."
"NO WAY!!" Axel yelled, summoning his Chakrams and spinning them around. "Therapists are a bunch of crap."
"But…"
"My chakrams say that therapists are a bunch of crap." Axel waved his Chakram's in Demyx's face. Demyx gave a loud gulp.
"Therapists are a bunch of crap, please don't kill me."
"OKAY!" Axel threw his chakrams down the hall.
"OW! AXEL!! YOU SON-OF-A- OW!!" Zexion appeared, rubbing his leg. "YOU THREW A BLOODY CHAKRAM IN MY LEG!!"
"Sorry." Axel pouted.
"Nope. Only Demyx and Roxas can pull of the puppy eyes without looking insane."
"ARGH!!" Axel ran up and down the corridors, only to run straight into…
The Berserker.
"Uh…" Axel paused. "Hi?"
"Grr…"
"Guh…" Axel turned around. "All in favour of running for our non-exsitance?"
"Aye." Everyone chimed, and then ran for it.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
While Saïx was entertaining himself by attacking a random wall that had gotten in his way, the people who started Saïx's rage of DOOM!!™ had reconvened in Roxas' room.
"Okay, Marly!" Demyx gave a massive grin.
"Marluxia."
"Whatever. Truth or Dare?"
"Dare. I'm not chicken."
"No, the incident with Xigbar and the elastic band proved that." Zexion muttered from the corner.
"… You're never going to let me forget that, are you?"
"Nope."
"Ugh, talk about stuck up."
"At least I have good aim."
"OKAY!!" Demyx yelled at the top of his voice, stopping the arguing between Marluxia and Zexion. "Anyone got any ideas for Marly?"
"MARLUXIA!!"
"He should sing, 'I feel pretty'." Roxas grinned from the floor.
"MWA! Bella, beautiful!" Axel yelled in a crappy Italian accent.
"Never do that accent again." Luxord snapped, who had escaped Saïx's escape by 'playing possum' as it is called.
"That's not embarrassing." Demyx frowned.
"Just because you sing it in your sleep."
"I DO NOT!!"
"I have the room next to you, don't lie, Demyx."
"Shut the hell up Axel." Demyx glared at Axel. Axel just stuck his tounge out.
"Mature Axel, real mature." Zexion muttered. "If you want it to be more embarrassing, Marluxia should sing it in front of Larxene."
"YEAH!!" Marluxia held his head in his hands.
"Dear God help me."
"Go find her Marly!"
"Yeah, go find her!"
"Noooooooooooo!"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…" Marluxia stormed out of the room. There was a pause.
"Have you got the video camera Zexion?"
"Of course."
"Brilliant! We'll put it on Roxas' YouTube channel!"
Marluxia stormed towards the room next to Roxas.
Okay, don't panic, don't panic, don't- She's going to kill me.
Marluxia knocked on the door, and it quickly swung open. The Savage Nymph glared at the Graceful Assassin.
"What do you want?"
Dear sweet Kingdom Hearts, save me.
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gaaaaaaaaay! And I pity, any girl who isn't me today! I feel charming! Oh so-"
SLAP!!
"PERVERT!!"
SLAP!! SLAP!!
BANG!!
Marluxia rubbed his smarting face.
"Ow."
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Marluxia turned to see the other nobodies with a video camera, laughing their heads off.
Video camera?
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ZEXION!!"
"HOLY CRAP!!" Zexion legged it down the corridor, with Marluxia in hot purist.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A (CENSORED!!)!!"
"A FLOWER POT IN TROULBE!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" Marluxia ran towards the 'Flower Pot'.
"Thank God for illusions." Zexion sighed, throwing the camera to Axel. "You look after it. You can run faster than I can."
"Gotcha."
"Hey, there wasn't a flower pot there!" Marluxia yelled, walking back to the group.
"Well noticed."
"Did you realise that before or after you tried to water it?"
"… After." Marluxia admitted, causing sniggering among the group. "Oh shut the (CENSORED!!) up."
"IT'S LUXORDS TURN!!" Everyone winced.
"We know Demyx, but did you have to scream that in our ears?"
"Yes." Everyone scowled at the younger nobody. "What?"
"Oh, forget it!" Everyone sighed.
"'Kay, Luxord, truth or dare?"
"Muh. Dare."
"I dare you to…" The nobodies paused, and glanced around the room.
"Turn Xigbar into a card!" Roxas grinned. There was a silence.
"You just want me to die, don't you?"
"Oh, yes!"
"Stop imitating those Churchill adverts!" Axel snapped, as Demyx started plucking his sitar.
"There's something livin' in the fridge today!"
"Shut up."
"I don't know what it is!"
"Shut up."
"Food I can't recognise."
"Shut up."
"My roommate AXEL won't throw a thing away, I guess it's probably his."
"SHUT THE (CENSORED!!) UP!!" Axel threw a Chakram at Demyx, who leapt into the air, and ran for it.
"THERE'S SOMETHING LIVIN' IN THE FRIDGE!!"
"SHUT UP!!" Axel yelled, throwing another Chakram with gay abandon. "Anyway, let's get going Luxord."
"Ow!"
"Your Chakram hit Demyx."
"Oh well."
"DANCE WATER DANCE!!"
"Oh crap…!"
After Axel had towelled down, the group set off to find Xigbar. Axel was complaining loudly about rain, and water in general.
"I mean, it's WET! Who wants to get wet? I don't. Nuh-uh. No way. I mean, RAIN! What use is rain?"
"Crops?" Demyx did his best to defend his element.
"Well, apart from crops. I mean, it's wet, and it's yucky. IT'S WET DAMMIT!!" Zexion made a mental note of how many times Axel had stated rain was wet in his speech. (So far, it was about 27 times)
It was then they ran into Lexeaus.
"Can't go there." He pointed to the corridor they were about to head down.
"Why not?"
"Well…"
"SAÏX!! JUST CALM DOWN!!"
"I SHALL KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!!"
"WHERE THE HELL IS THE KNOCK OUT SPRAY WHEN YOU NEED IT?"
"OW!! OH MY GOD!! WHO KNEW A C.D. RACK COULD BE USED A WEPON?"
"AH!! MY HAND!! MY HAND!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!"
"AAAAARGGGGGGH!! MY… EVERYTHING!!"
"USE THE CHLOROFORM!! USE IT!!"
"HURRY!!"
"AHHH!! MY SPLEEN!! SO THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
"SHUT UP VEXEN!!"
"GAAAAH!!"
"USE IT USE IT!!"
"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEG ANYMORE!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!"
"GOT IT!!"
"RRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
There was silence at the both ends of the corridor.
"That's why." Lexaeus finished.
"O- Okay." The group was silent for a moment.
"OH MY GOD!! THE CHLOROFORM'S WEARING OFF!!"
"RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!"
"Do you think we should run for it?" Roxas asked.
"Um…"
"RAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!" An irate, still clotheless Saïx appeared around the corner.
"Yes."
"And a one, a two, a one two three, RUN!!"