This is somthing I saw on a story somwhere else. This story is exactly 800 words. That's freaky. Thank you for the review Inferno-Tastic!

I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Commit it to memory.

"Come on guys!" Donald fidgeted around in the seat of the Gummi ship. "I've been holding it in since the Pride Lands!"

"We're almost at Twilight Town now Donald!" Sora yelled, guiding the Gummi Ship towards the aforementioned town. "You can go while Riku and I are warming up for the struggle tournament."

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"Jeez Donald, we're just about to land!" Sora sighed, as he landed the Gummi Ship. "Relax!"

"Relax! You try to relax! One moment of relaxation means a large cleaning up job for everyone!" Donald snapped, as Goofy rolled his eyes.

"Donald, I'm surprised no-one has said this to you yet, but would you mind shutting up?" Riku asked, glaring at the duck.

"You shut up, you big palooka!"

"NO!"

"WE'RE HERE!!" Sora yelled, and ran out of the Gummi ship.

"Hey Sora!" Hayner grinned, before getting run over by a duck. "THE HELL?!"

"He needs the toilet." Sora explained. "And when he needs to go, he needs to go bad."

"Right. Well, ready to go Sora?"

"Sure! Come on Riku!"

"Are you sure he's not going to get stuck or something?"

"Come ON!!" Sora grabbed Riku by the arm, and dragged him across the Usual Spot. "I want to kick Seifer's ass!"

"That is the first time I have ever heard you swear." Riku looked at his friend in shock.

"Well Seifer really bugs me." Riku frowned, until he saw a blur of dirty blonde hair instead of brunette just for a moment. Then he grinned.

"Fair enough. What do you say to a quick spar before kicking some ass?"

"Sounds good!"

"DAMMIT!!" Seifer yelled, as Sora grabbed the final orb. "I don't lose."

"But you just did."

"Shut up! Admit you cheated, loser!"

"HOW DID I CHEAT!!" Yelled Sora.

"You can't use quick run!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"Can too! Can too! CAN TOO!!" Sora yelled.

"Bloody hell! Fine, you win!" Seifer stalked off.

"Oh yea! I win! One in the eye for Seifer!!" Sora did a little victory dance. Riku and Kairi just rolled their eyes.

"Donald and Goofy have nearly been gone for two whole hours." Kairi hissed to Riku. "I think you should go check on them."

"Aw, why?"

"Because, if you don't I may kick you somewhere unpleasant!" Kairi hissed. Riku shuddered. One thing Kairi didn't do was make empty threats.

"Fine, I'll go check!"

Riku could hear a lot of yelling.

"Kingdom Hearts help me Goofy!"

"No way Donald! I ain't doing nothing!"

"THAT'S MY POINT!!" Riku's curiosity got the better of him, as it always does, and knocked on the cubicle door, which was locked.

"Are you guys okay in there?" There was a long silence. "I said, are you guys okay in there?" There was a pause, before a muffled quacking. "Pardon?"

"I said lkflakjoiaejfao." Donald muttered.

"What?"

"I said I'M STUCK!!" Riku sighed, and held his head in his hands.

"How stuck?"

"I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT!!" Riku sighed even louder.

"Goofy, could you open the door?" There was a pause as Goofy fumbled with the lock.

"Gawsh Riku, the lock's stuck." Riku took a moment to bang his head on the door.

"Okay, I'll get you guys out." Riku glanced around the toilets for an idea. He ran into the next cubicle, slammed the seat down and stood on it. He shoved his head over the parameter.

"Oh." Riku stared at the duck, who was definitely stuck. The aforementioned duck glared at Riku.

"Don't just stand there! Help me you big palooka!!"

"Okay, okay!" Riku climbed over the wall and landed on the floor, and slipped on a piece of damp toilet paper, landing on his backside. "Yuck." Riku summoned Way to Dawn.

"What's that for?" Goofy asked, glancing at keyblade.

"He's stuck. We need something to unstick him with. Work it out." Riku sighed. "Keybladers reduced to rescuing ducks from toilets. Now seems an appropriate time to wonder how much lower my life can get." Riku shoved the keyblade into the toilet, and wriggled it.

"OUCH!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING THAT YOU BIG PALOOKA!!"

"Sorry Donald, I don't have a lot of experience of saving ducks from toilets!" Riku pushed the keyblade a little bit harder. "Okay, now stay still." With an almighty shove, Donald was flung out of the toilet, and landed right on top of Goofy.

"OW!" "OW!"

Riku slammed his head into his hands for the second time in the past ten minutes.

"Okay, now let's get out of here."

"Uh, Riku?" Goofy felt he had to point something out.

"What?"

"The doors still shut." There was a long silence.

"Oh crap."