Wow. I haven't written a funny Sora story... Ever. I think. So here's my first one! Thanks for all the reviews, please review this one too!
Sora was bored.
As Riku, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, Tidus, Selphie, Wakka, and many other people will tell you, when Sora gets bored, you should be careful.
Very careful.
Really, Reeeeeaaallly, EXTREMLY, careful!
But I digress.
Sora picked up one of Merlin's books, looked at it, and then threw it back on the pile, accidentally knocking the whole pile over.
See what I mean?
Now, Sora decided to that the only way out of this rut that he was in, was to prank someone. Should he go tickle Tron? Nah, he'd done that before.
"Sora!" Yuffie ran into the room, knocking over more of the delicately balanced books. "You'll never guess what!"
"Giant chocolate moogles are invading Radiant Garden?"
"Almost as good! Cloud's come back!" And with a massive smile, she ran out of the door. Sora smiled. He knew exactly who to prank… But first, to do some research!
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Sora smiled, and closed the web-site he had been looking at.
"Thanks Tron!"
"No problem! But why were you looking up Kingdom Hearts Ultimania?"
"Oh, you'll find out soon enough…" Sora grinned, and ran out of the research lab.
"Okay… Right now, I am as scared as a computer program can be." Tron announced to the room.
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Cloud stood in the marketplace, thinking about how he had defeated Sephiroth. He couldn't believe it had involved a Moogle and 2 Chobocos.
"Estuans interius
ira vehementi."
"… The hell?" Cloud looked around. It couldn't be…
"Estuans interius
ira vehementi"
"No, no, no."
"Sephiroth! Do do do doooooooo!
Sephiroth! Da na na naaaaaa!!"
"YAH!!" Cloud leapt a few feet in the air. He then pulled out his sword, and started swinging it around.
"Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi"
"Evil bastard… Die die die!!"
"Sephiroth!!
Sephiroth!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Cloud ran off, screaming battle cries at the top of his voice.
"Is Cloud feeling okay?" Leon asked, coming over, looking at the young keyblader, who seemed to be singing into a megaphone.
"No. Leon, would you dye your hair silver?" Sora asked.
"Why would I want to dye my hair silver?"
"If I told you it was to prank Cloud, would you do it?"
"Hell, yes!"
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Cloud continued running around in random circles, and nearly decapitated Yuffie, Donald and some random kid.
"Hey, watch where you're going you big palooka!" Yelled Donald, as he nearly got decapitated by Cloud again.
"THE EVIL MAN WITH THE BIG SWORD IS TAKING OVER MY MIND AGAIN!!" Aerith watched Cloud run around the place and scowled.
"This is not good."
"MWA HA HA!!" A silver haired man leapt out. "It is I! Sephiroth!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! EVIL MAN WITH THE BIG LONG SWORD!!" Cloud fainted. The 'Silver haired' man had a laughing fit, until he saw Aerith, scowling at him. His eyes went very wide.
"… Oh shit." Aerith stormed over to him, and slapped him across the face. "OUCH!! AERITH!!"
"DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO CLOUD AGAIN!! OKAY??"
"IT WAS SORA'S IDEA!!"
"SOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!" Screamed Aerith. Sora's head popped out.
"Yes-um?"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO CLOUD!!" Sora spun to face Leon.
"YOU GRASS!!" Sora charged at Leon, and head-butted him, sending him backwards into Yuffie.
"PERVERT!!" Screamed the hyperactive ninja, and started to attack Leon, who was subsequently trying to attack Sora. Oh yeah, Cloud had woken up and was still going insane in the background.
It was that particular moment Sephiroth arrived in Radiant Garden. Glancing around the stadium of insanity that was the marketplace, until Sora went a bit over dramatic with Firagra.
"I can see you have… issues here at the moment," He stated, over the battle cries. "So I'll come back later."
Just to explain, Kingdom Hearts Ultimania has the lyrics to 'One Winged Angel' so that's why Sora was looking it up.
Peace out.