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The Orginization is so much easier to write than Sora.


Xemnas loved his moon.

You may have noticed this, since Xemnas spends most of his time in Kingdom Hearts II either worshiping the moon, bossing around the organization, or being a crap fighter.

Xemnas sneezed loudly.

"Bloody narrator." He scowled, before returning to worshiping the moon.

"Ah, my beautiful moon. I will do whatever it takes to…" The narrator will not carry on with Xemnas' speech that goes nowhere. Saïx appeared out of nowhere.

"Xemn-"Saïx dodged the flying aerial blade.

"DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM MOON WORSHIPING!!" Xemnas screamed, before calmly turning around to face the moon.

"But-"

"NO BUTS!!" He screamed again. "NO BUTTS OR ARSES OR ASSES OF ANYKIND!!"

Saïx raised a blue eyebrow and sighed. When Xemnas went into Kingdom Hearts Moon worshipping mode™ he often went a little nutty.

Make that a lot nutty.

"…" Saïx gave up trying to persuade the elder nobody to listen, but gave up and went to portal away.

"Number VII."

"Yes?"

"The moon is wonderful, is it not?"

"Um… Yes."

"So the whole of the Organization should worship, should they not?"

"… I suppose so." Saïx was an intelligent nobody, and he saw in his mind this equation:

Organization + Moon Worshiping - BAD IDEA!!

However, he also saw:

Me + Objecting to Xemnas - WORSE IDEA!!

"Then get them here to worship the moon, now!"

"Yes superior." Saïx decided to make a quick stop, and grab some body armour at the same time.


Well, as Saïx thought, the organization was not pleased with being dragged away to worship the moon.

"Now then." Xemnas yelled over the complaining nobodies. "We shall worship the moon!"

"WHAT?!"

"Are you mad?"

"This is madness!"

"THIS IS SPARTA!!"

"Shut up Axel."

"I am not worshipping the moon, and that is it!"

"For once I agree."

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!" Xemnas bellowed. "MOON!! WORSHIP!! NOW!!" After a rather large amount of grumbling, the Organization began to moon worship.

For those who are not very well informed on the subject of moon worshiping, these are the steps:

Stare at the moon.

Occasionally say a rather long, rambling monologue about the moon.

Uh…

That's it.

So you can see how this 'Worship' bored most of the Organization.

V Minutes into the moon worshipping:

Zexion wrinkled his nose up.

"Marluxia, you reek of potpourri."

"Thank you!"

"It wasn't a compliment."

"SILENCE!!"

XV Minutes into Moon Worshipping:

"God I'm bored." Luxord muttered. Deciding to do something about it, he threw the Fanta can he'd been drinking from at Demyx.

"OW!!" Screamed Demyx. "MY MULLHAWK!!"

"NUMBER IX!!" Bellowed Xemnas. "WORSHIP THE MOON NOW!!"

"But…"

"Now!" Demyx scowled at the elder nobody before going back to staring at the moon, as Fanta trickled down the back of his neck.

"Sticky."

"NUMBER IX!!"

XXIV Minutes into Moon Worshipping:

Roxas was just as bored as everyone else. However, he had something no-one else in the Organization had. Yet.

He had a mobile phone, which he always kept on him.

Roxas silently texted Naminé, explaining his plan.

XXX- Oh, forget it! Half an Hour into Moon Worshipping:

Lexaeus was asleep standing up and snuffling.

Both Zexion and Vexen knew what would happen next, being cursed with having rooms either side of him. Vexen silently counted down in his head.

5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

"COOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Ferrrrrrrru!" Lexaeus started snoring away, causing most of the Organization to jump a few feet in the air. Xemnas however was outraged.

"NUMBER V!! HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MOON WORSHIPPING WITH YOUR SNORING!! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!"

Lexaeus remained asleep. Everyone just looked at each other. Xemnas paused.

"I SAID STOP IT!!" Another pause. "RIGHT!!" Xemnas then slapped Lexaeus around the face (Why he did this when he could have gone Jedi Knight on his butt, I will never know) causing the Silent (Yeah! Right!) Hero to wake up.

"What did I miss?" He muttered.

"Lots of staring at the moon." Scowled Larxene. "This is ridiculous!"

"It is not Number XII. For you see, we must all yearn for Kingdom Hearts…"

"Nice one Larxene, you got him started."

40 minutes into Moon Worshipping:

A dark portal appeared behind the Organization, and Naminé elegantly stepped out of it. This got a few raised eyebrows from most of the Organization.

"Come on! This way!" Naminé hissed, beckoning to them. Roxas ran over.

"Did you get the-"

"Of course!" The female nobody sighed. "You should have more faith Roxas." She turned back to the Organization. "Are you going to sit out the whole monologue or not?"

"When you put it like that…" The nobodies slipped into the dark portal, as Naminé slipped up to Xemnas, and placed the object next to him. Hiding a giggle, she ran into the portal.

5 hours later…

"…And that is why we must achieve Kingdom Hearts." Xemnas summarised, turning around. "Now do you understand number XII-"He glanced at the empty Alter of the Naught.

Glancing to his left, he saw a stuffed toy penguin, looking very ready to conquer the worlds. Xemnas let out a long suffering sigh.

"I hate this Organization."