REQUEST TIME! By Ginger the cat

by Ginger the Cat

I'm taking requests! Just Request your idea, and ta-da! In a day or two, maybe shorter, I'll have your short story up here. I take all ideas, match ups, funny scenes, dates, whatever, so please try it out! Theres already some funny stories! Includes a name shoutout for whoever suggested the idea. Open for more info! Number of stories posted:4 and more to come ;3 meow

3. Chapter 3

Helllllooo, readers! This is my second story request. Suggested by XmangaloverX, I thought it was a really funny idea, so here it is!

-Ginger

"Happy, it's not funny!" Lucy said thickly through her tears of laughter. "Natsu, really, how did you get stuck head first in a sewage pipe like that?"

Erza was pulling with her full might to try to get Natsu's head unjammed from the entrance to a sewage pipe he had gotten his head stuck in.

"Errr! That backstabbing little twerp of a cat!" Natsu roared from inside the pipe. Happy floated overhead, giggling. "I mean, what kind of idiot leaves a sewage pipe uncovered, anyways?"

Wendy was trying hard, with her eyes squeezed shut, to not look at Natsu's backside.

"Well," Erza said, thinking out loud, "this shouldn't be too hard. Any ideas?"

Lucy held up a bottle of dish soap she had just bought to refill her old one at home.

"Soap?" She suggested.

Erza nodded.

"Good idea," groaned Wendy, tired from scrunching up her face.

"No!" Natsu protested. He let out a long string of curses, and Erza changed into some new armor.

"Dish-cleaning armor!" Erza said, now full armed with dish soap, buckets of water, and washcloths. "Clean out your mouth, Natsu!"

Wendy and Lucy were crying with mirth. Erza was poring soap by the bottle into the jammed pipe, making the simple idea of soap seem like she was drowning someone. The Erza pulled as hard as the could out. No luck... Natsu was still stuck.

"My turn!" Lucy laughed, grabbing a key. Natsu groaned.

"Gate of the bull, I open thee! Taurus!"

"Moooooo! Looking good, miss Lucy!"

"Please, Taurus, just break Natsu outta that pipe!"

Taurus charged, striking the pipe, but it didn't make a dent. Natsu howled from inside- the blade had hit him, but only a little.

"Sorry, Miss Lucy, I can't crack it!" Taurus mooed gloomily.

"it's okay." Lucy said, closing the gate.

"Here, I'll try." Wendy said sweetly. "Talons of the sky dragon!"

again, nothing happened.

"There's only one option left." Erza decided. "Off with his head!"

"EH?! NO!" Natsu yelled from inside the pipe.

He started to have a tantrum, but a very masculine one at the least. Erza approached the pipe, taking her sword. She tapped the tip on the pipe, the sound ringing out with gloom. Then they relized something- the pipe was cracking. Wendy, Lucy, and Happy watched as Erza tapped the pipe in surprise. Natsu fell on the ground, a large bump on his head and smelling strongly of sewage.

"Ugh, Natsu, take a shower!" Lucy whined. "And you still didn't tell us how you got there in te first place!"

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Great idea, XmangaloverX! I had a lot of fun writing this. If you'd like to see your idea, please comment it or message me. Thanks!

ginger