Hola my petite chummies.

I'm back to school in less than a week, starting my GCSE course. Gulp.

So, here is my latest bundle of maddness. All reviews are appreciated. Enjoy!

"Give it here."

"No."

"Give it here."

"No."

"Give me the muffin."

"No."

"Strife." The brunette gunblade fighter held out his hand. "Give. Me. The. Muffin."

There was a long pause.

"No."

"Strife. You are allergic to muffins. Last time you had a muffin, you threw up everywhere."

"It was worth it."

"Strife." The brunette cursed inside his head. "You threw up on me. Then I beat you up. Was it worth it?"

"Yes."

"STRIFE!" Leon had lost his patience, and glared at the blonde. "Give. Me. The. Damm. Muffin."

"YOU JUST WANT TO STEAL ITS MUFFINEY GOODNESS!!" Cloud shrieked, clinging to the muffin and curling up into a ball. Leon rubbed his temples hard, while cursing inside his head.

Why? Why, why, why, did Cloud HAVE to go muffin mad the one day the only two people that had any chance of calming him down – namely Aerith (With calm, soothing words) and Tifa (By kicking him hard in THAT place) – were out of town? Why? Leon had a crappy life at points.

"Cloud." Leon tried to think of something, that wasn't STUPID MAKO!! "How about a trade?" Cloud seemed to be listening.

"What trade?"

"Um… In exchange for the muffin, I will give you… Um…" Leon looked around the room madly. "THIS button!" A beat.

"No."

"GIVE ME THE MUFFIN!!"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" Leon stared, surprised both that Cloud could scream, and that he actually said 'Nuuuu!'.

"Just… Give me the muffin."

"Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Cloud whined, thoroughly creeping Leon out.

"Because… I said so." Leon muttered, trying to get his train of thought to focus on the situation, and not how creepy Cloud was acting.

"Leooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon?"

"Yes?"

"You don't half talk a lot of crap." Cloud giggled, causing both of Leon's eyebrows to shoot high above his hairline, and his train of thought to de-rail, and hit a tree.

"You have a very girlish voice when you're hyper."

"I am not hyper!" Cloud screeched.

"Then what are you?"

"… Sugar high."

"That's the same thing." Leon sighed, wondering when anyone would be back.

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! 'TISN'T!!" Cloud screamed.

"Okay, you are very very creepy." Leon sighed. "And I really want you to die horribly."

"The muffin." Cloud said bluntly, holding up in the air.

"What about it?"

"WORSHIP THE MUFFIN SQUALL!!"

"IT'S LEON!!" Leon yelled, cursing Yuffie in his head. It was probably her who gave Cloud the muffin. Damn that Ninja. Damn her.

"TEEEEEEEEH MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!" Cloud squealed, giggling like a little girl, and the foundations of Merlin's house seemed to shake.

"Give me the muffin."

"Nuuuuuuu."

"Give it."

"Nuuuuuu."

"GIVE ME THE MUFFIN OR I WILL SHOOT YOU!!" Leon screamed. Seconds later the door opened and Aerith and Sora entered.

"LEON'S GOING TO KILL ME!!" Cloud screamed, before attempting to leap out of the window.

However, the window was not open.

THUNK!!

Squuuuuuue.

Aerith, Sora and Leon flinched at the sound of Cloud's cranium coming into contact with the window.

"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…" Cloud muttered weakly, as Leon tip-toed across the room. He bent down next to the crumpled up blonde, and leant forward to take the muffin. "NU!!" Cloud screamed, before biting Leon's hand.

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!" Leon leapt up, grabbed his hand, and cursed loudly. Aerith put her hands over Sora's ears. "Please tell me you don't have rabies."

"I have the muffin."

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MUFFIN!!"

"HERETIC!!" Cloud yelled, as Aerith rolled her eyes, grabbed Sora's arm, and yanked him out of the house on he search for Tifa.

"JUST GIVE ME THE MUFFIN YOU STUPID BOY!!"

"I AM NOT A BOY!!"

"GIVE ME THE MUFFIN!!"

"NUUUUUUUUUU!!"

"YES!"

"NUUUUUUU!!"

"YES!"

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" At which point Tifa walked into the room, followed by Aerith, who had left Sora at the marketplace.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!" Tifa and Aerith yelled at the same time, causing significant hearing damage to both men.

"He wants to kill me." Cloud said after a long silence.

"Because of you and your stupid muffin."

"THE MUFFIN ISN'T STUPID!!" As the two men started yelling at each other again, Tifa and Aerith just looked at each other.

"I dealt with him last time." Aerith said, before leaving the house. Tifa sighed and marched over to the two men.

In the marketplace, Sora, Donald and Goofy sat waiting for Aerith, when-

"AAAAAAAAAAH!! ACK…!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! TIFA, WHY DID YOU KICK ME?!"

"BECAUSE YOU ANNOY ME SQUALL!!"

"IT'S (Censored) LEON!!" The trio exchanged glances, as Aerith walked over to them.

"Sorry about that." Aerith grimaced. "Cloud just went a bit-" She was cut off as Tifa went sprinting past her, followed by Leon, who was waving his gunblade in the air and cursing like 20 sailors. And Cloud stood next to the item's shop, merrily eating the muffin that would cause the greatest and most violent fight ever in the history of Radiant Garden.

Tifa won.