AN: Okay so I saw one of these other authors doning this and I hink its funny.

So here is chapter 4 but I want you guys to tell your friends to come and read this and comment and all that good stuff. The faster I get 15 ccomments on my story the sooner I will update. Okay so hope you enjoy this one.

'The Marthas'

Edward,

Come and help me I'm stuck with some

Really annoying girls and I cant get away.

Jasper.

I quickly replied asking where he was.

Jasper

Which table and should I bring Emmett?

Edward

Edward,

Left corner and no you really probably

shouldn't but you should bring bella.

Jasper

"Bella, Jasper needs help he is in the back corner with a whole bunch of girls that wont let him leave."I whispered in one breathe if Emmett heard he would run over there in a heart beat.

" Ha okay it must be 'The Martha's'. Come on."

"'The Marthas'?"I asked

" I will explain later."

We quickly made our way over to the back table in the left corner.

"…. and wow that other new kid is super hot too. They must be brothers or something. Oh have you seen the big one…" one of the girls was whispering while eyeing me.

"Oh Jasper there you are. Excuse us we need Jasper girls." Bella said in a warning voice.

"Wait he was here first." One very tall red head stood up wearily.

" Well Amy I see you are still the bravest. Humph Alice will be very disappointed to see this. Come on Jasper." Suddenly all the girls went quite and the red-head sat down. Jasper quickly come over to Bella and I and we walked away. Jasper thanked Bella and gave her a hug. And I was determined to know what 'The Marthas' were and why did this Alice girl scare them.

" Well who are those girls anyway? They like dragged me to their table." Jasper asked in a weary way.

" Nothing they are just like… okay well im gonna run down the order of 'The List' its like a social pirmaid..

First is Us.

Then the jocks.

The Marthas .

Then the preps.

The gangsters.

Emo's and rockers.

Then the geeks and nerds."

"Thes Marthas are like… do you guys know who Martha Stewart is?" We all nodded are head.

"Well they are all just like little minoins of her. Its really weird."

" Well then who is Alice and why did they get really quite when you mentioned her?" I asked.

" Alice is my best friend and we are nothing alike she is about 4'9 and 90 pounds with short spiky black hair and she is kinda like their leader, they think she is but she hates Martha Stewart and them so yea."

" Does she go to school here?" Jasper asked interested now.

" Yes and she lives with me but she is visiting her parents right now they are explorers and move every few months and she didn't like that and my dad loves her so we took her in."

" Well remind me to thank her when I meet her." jasper said.

"Okay I will."

AN: Okay so what yall be thinking is it good or am I going to far? And hell yes im bringing Alice and Rose into this.J if you guys have any ideas let me know im sur I would use the good one and funny ones. And how many chapters do you want this story to be so I see how it will play out? 3 my fans!