Once upon a time, Starclan decided to create a new rule.
This is the story of what happened...
Bluestar sighed, everything had gone insane the moment Starclan announced that cats would now become what their warrior name was.
She remembered how Yellowfang told her about this rule right before she grew long, bright yellow fangs.
She then remembered how she heard Fireheart yowling about how it felt like his heart was on fire, and how Tigerclaw's claws became miniature tigers.
She herself turned into a blue star every once in a while.
She padded outside her den, seeing cats attempting to stick together Dustpelt's dust pelt with honey, and Longtail get his extremely long tail tangled up in the entrance of the camp.
Two of the most normal cats in the clan were Greystripe and Darkstripe, as their names only earned them stripes of specific colors.
She wondered how the other clans were doing in this...odd situation.
Many moons later...
Brambleclaw sighed, observing his claws, which were made out of brambles.
He, along with Feathertail, Stormfur, Tawnypelt, Squirrelpaw, and Crowpaw were going on an adventure to find a new home for the clans.
It was rather interesting, considering Feathertail's tail was literally a giant feather, and Stormfur's pelt was made of a storm cloud which constantly produced water and sometimes shocked cats who were near him.
His tail flicked impatiently as he waited for the others to make it over to them, as their joking and chatter was slowing them down.
Well, most of them were chattering and joking, Crowpaw was just being a grump and admiring Feathertail.
When they finally made it to him, he got up, and they began their travels once more.
Once again...Many moons later...
Jayfeather's eyes were narrowed in annoyence as he heard his brothers wails of sadness.
His brother was wailing because of Cinderheart's death, she quickly died after becoming a warrior due to her heart becoming cinders and falling apart.
He felt his sister, Hollyleaf, float down next to him in her leaf form, before turning back into a cat, fur covered in holly leaves and berries.
Jayfeather grumbled, turning around and stalking back into his den.
And so he sat there, in his den, wondering when the madness would finally end.
I think you know what i'm about to say...Many moons later...
Dovewing fluttered around camp, stumbling and falling every once in a while.
Bumblestripe watched her in awe, his stripes quietly making a bumbling noise.
She noticed that her sister, Ivypool, was sitting in the shadows, ivy pooling around her paws.
Dovewing started to head over to her, but Jayfeather and Lionblaze called to her before she could make it over there.
Quickly glancing back at Ivypool for a second, she then turned and began making her way over to the over two of the three.
After the great battle, in Starclan...HA! I bet you expected me to say 'many moons later again, didn't you?...
"Haha! I understand why you did this to the clans now," Bluestar meowed, eyes glimmering with amusement.
Snowfur nodded, smiling slightly and laughing as Dovewing fell into a muddy puddle, Bumblestripe racing over to her and helping her up.
Soon, the newly deceased cats made it to the pool, eyes widening with shock, and filling with anger for a moment, before the anger is replaced with amusement, and they join all the other cats in watching the living cats.
And so the cats of Starclan sat around a pool, laughing their butts off about the stupid rule they created all those moons ago.
The End...
611 words later...
Alright, i'll admit, that was actually really tricky to write, but I also had a lot of fun with it.
I'm not completely sure I got all the names right, and some cats may seem OOC, but otherwise I think I did pretty good.
Hope you enjoy!