A/N: SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!!! MY DAD TOOK MY COMPUTER AWAY FROM ME TO CHINA SO HE COULD USE IT ON A BUISNESS TRIP/VACATION. APARENTLY MACBOOK PRO'S ARENT FAST ENOUGH. (well I guess it makes sense because I do have the fastest moving processer in stores right now) ANYWAYS SOO SORRY!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does. :(

Dangerous Accidents

After the tiresome night, I drove home in my shiny Volvo, only to be greeted by an even more tiresome person. Joy, Alice had decided to bother me today out of all of eternity. Maybe I should switch to the morning shifts on the weekends.

"EDWARD, EDWARD, EDWARD!!!!!" I opened the door before she could break it.

"What?" I sighed annoyed.

"?" Alice spoke so fast that even I took a while to process the words.

"I don't know Alice. I can't pass for any older." I sighed when I thought about my age. I was 24 when I was changed, and was frozen at that age for eternity. I couldn't pass for any older because people were getting suspicious.

Alice pouted and gave me a huge puppy dog face. She even made her eyes seem to glaze over, as if she was about to burst into tears if I refused.

"Awwww, come on Alice, you know that no one can resist that face." She grinned.

"That's the reason I do it."

I shook my head, but Alice took it as a sign of defeat and started bouncing up and down.

"Ali….."

"YEAH!!!!! I knew I was going to win this conversation." I smirked at both meanings.

"Fine, but if you try to make me look older by putting eye shadow on me again, I will incinerate all your Gucci, Coach, LV, True Religion, Marc Jacob, 7,and whatever junk you have in your mall of a closet into a trillion ashes and then chuck them into the sea."

She huffed at the mention of her clothes being ruined and then got her 'vision face'. I only called it a 'vision face' because her eyes got a little disorientated and she looked like she was daydreaming. Not to mention the fact that she smacked me when I made fun of her face.

"Let's go to the hospital, I had a vision that Bella will wake up soon." I chuckled a little at the word vision.

"I know you had a vision, I saw your face go all funny." She growled and smacked me in the back of the head, but I just kept snickering. Just like I said, she's a little touchy on the whole face thing.

"Let's go pixie, before Bella chooses her own outfit for today!" I said in mock horror.

"OH NO!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! WHAT IF BELLA WEARS JEANS AND A T-SHIRT AGAIN! HURRY UP EDWARD! WE HAVE TO GET THERE SOON!" Alice spoke in complete utter terror. I chuckled again and then 'walked' to the Volvo.

"HURRY UP YOU OLD PRUDISH GRANDMA!" Alice screamed in urgency.

"Okay, okay, okay…..Gosh" I mumbled the last part under my breath.

We drove silently for about 2 minutes, and then Alice decided to turn the radio on.

I shut the engine off after we parked in the black, asphalt parking lot.

"Come on Alice, I still have to tell the staff that I'm planning to leave."

"Okay, just pop the trunk first please. I need to get my emergency fashion kit." I just shook my head and chuckled. She really took my comment about Bella's outfit choice seriously.

I threw Alice the keys to the Volvo and then proceeded to walk through the automatic sliding doors of the hospital. I checked in and then headed towards the locker room to get changed into my white doctor coat. (A/N: Sorry, but does anyone except me think that Robert Pattinson in a doctor's outfit is worth drooling over? :D) Unfortunately, I had to pass the nurse's station on my way to Bella's room, and I heard a collective sigh emit from the triage. I power walked all the way to Bella's room, slamming the door rather loudly I a rush.

"Crazy nurses getting to your head again?" Bella smirked.

I tried to glare at her, but failed miserably.

"No, crazy nurses checking me out again." I said, frustrated.

"It's okay; just don't let your ego inflate too much." Bella said chuckling.

"Hardy Har." I said stiffly.

"So, how are you today, Bella?" I asked. After all, I was still her doctor.

"I'm fine, I still feel tired, but I'm a little stronger." She said and then shrugged her shoulders dismissively.

"Good to know," I checked her clipboard and then looked up.

"It looks like you don't have any doses of chemotherapy due today, so would you like for the family to come over?" I asked.

Her eyes sparkled. "YES!!!" She blushed when she realized how loud she had screamed that. "I mean, yes please!" She restated.

I chuckled and Bella continued to blush a new kind of red.

"Okay, brace yourself. Here comes Alice!" I exclaimed in a T.V Host voice and stepped away from the bed.

"OHMYGOD!!BELLAWEHAVETOGOSHOPPINBECAUSEYOUNEEDNEWCLOTHESTOWEAR!!!!ME,YOU,ROSALIE,ANDESMESHOULDHAVEAGIRLSNIGHTOUT!'LLDOMANICUREPEDICURESANDFACIALS!" Alice recited her speech. Bella blinked at her blankly for 5 seconds. She snapped out of it and then turned towards me.

"Huh?" She said confusingly.

"I'm assuming she said something along the lines of, 'You will be tortured to death today.' I grimaced apologetically back at Bella.

Alice whined back in response. "I swear Bella; don't consider it to be torture, just…. Pampering of some sorts. After the day is over, you will feel so good-"

"You won't feel anything because you will be dead." I muttered under my breath. Glared at me and turned her attention back to Bella.

Bella looked hesitant, probably wondering if bonding with a crazy psychopath was worth risking her life. "Sur-"

Before she could finish, Emmett burst into the room, announcing his arrival with a big entrance. "Hello good people of room 17!!! Emmett Cullen has come to entertain you with his high presence." Bella giggled at Emmett's falsetto voice and then waved to Emmett from the bed.

"Bella, I did not see you there! All I heard was go to room 17 and I assumed it was because Edward wanted to bore us with his presence. But this day just got better because I get to watch your trip and fall!" He exclaimed.

She scowled at the end of his sentence and then proceeded to smack him on the back of the head. He grimaced and muttered something about her hanging out with Rosalie too much. Just then the door gently opened and Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle, and Jasper stepped in. Bella smiled when she saw more people walking in.

"Today is going to be great! I have everyone that I love right in my room." She exclaimed happily.

"OH!!! Before I forget, Bella. The whole family got a present for you." Alice said with happiness.

"A present? Why did you get me a present? Its okay, take it back, I can't accept it. Really." She pushed Esme's hand away. Esme looked crestfallen, and Bella being the kind caring person she was saw the expression and felt guilty for making Esme sad, so she took the present back from Esme's hands and gently unstuck the envelope attached to the big box. Esme immediately perked up and sat excitedly on the edge of the creaky, lumpy bed.

"OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" Emmett started to chant in an annoying voice.

She sighed, defeated and then stuck her finger under the paper that was holding the envelope closed and slid her finger across. Suddenly she dropped the envelope like it was on fire and then muttered, "Paper cut."

"Smelllssss sooooo good," Jasper's mind crooned and I immediately knew that the monster had taken over Jasper's mind, body, and soul. Before I could blink Jasper was launching himself towards Bella.

"NOOO!!!!" I roared and forced Jasper back with a shove of my hands. The force of the collision sent me flying back into Bella causing her to crash into the ground. I hear a loud thud and then the unmistakable sound of glass breaking into a million pieces. Oh. No.

A/N: CLIFFIE!!!!! YEAH!!!! Reviews make the world go round. But so does shirtless Edward. :) See you guys l8tr.

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Alisha