Authors note
I do not own the manuals or Hetalia
When I woke up I saw big violet eyes staring down at me. So I did the logical thing anyone would do if that happened to them. I screamed.
"AHHHH!" I fell onto the floor and landed on my back, which would have been a good thing if my head hadn't slammed against the floor.
Ivan and Saber poked their heads over the edge of the bed.
"Хорошо Лeна утром."
"Ow, good morning Ivan," I got up and dusted myself off.
"Can you please get out?" I didn't want to be mean after he was nice to me.
"Da." Ivan got off my bed and made his way toward the door. Once he left I changed into jeans and a light blue shirt.
"Come on Saber." I opened my door and went down the stairs. Ivan was sitting on the couch watching tv. I went into one of the rooms downstairs and turned on my laptop that I moved into here. I had a video message invite. I clicked accept.
"Здравствуйте Лeна." My mothers face appeared on the screen.
"Здравствуй мама." I rested my head on my arms.
"It is nice to see you, how are you?"
"I'm okay, how are you and dad?"
"We are fine." She sighed, closed her eyes, and put a hand on her head. Oh God, don't say it please don't say it!
"Lena, I think you should move back home."
She said it.
"But mom-"
"No buts, I think it would be in your best interest if you came home." You thought wrong!
"I don't see why I should. I didn't do anything wrong!" I tried my hardest not to whine but I couldn't help it.
"I am just worried about you. And don't use that tone with me!" My mom narrowed her eyes at me. I shrunk back a little and looked at the ground where Saber layed.
"And you need adult supervision."
"What!?" I sat up.
"What did I just say about that tone?" She glared at me through the screen. I shrunk back down. If it weren't for the screen (and zillion mile distance) she would have smacked me upside the head.
"But I'm not a child, I'm fourteen."
"Lena it is very simple you are coming back home."
"I don't want to..."
"Lena do not make this harder for the both of us. I want to see you when you come off the plane..." She trailed off and looked up. I finally understood what she was looking at when a large hand was put on my head.
Ivan.
I could have sworn the door was closed and locked.
"Привет пропустить, are you Lena's sister?" Did he seriously just say that?
"Oh no, I am her mother. It is nice to meet you." She gushed.
"My name is Ivan Braginski, I am Lena's housemate."
"Oh, where did you meet Lena?"
"I met her online, she and I are friends and she invited me to live with her."
"Mhmmm, are you russian?"
"Da."
"Mhmm, could you let me talk to my daughter alone ?"
"Da." The weight on my head left and I cracked my neck.
"You know meeting people online is dangerous, da?" My mother fixed her eyes on me.
"Da."
"Do you know what could happen if people found out where you live?" Whats with all the questions?
"Da."
"Can you trust ?" Uhhh last time I checked he's not a pedo.
"Da."
"What if you can't defend your self, do you know what would happen?" Why are you thinking perverted?
"Da." Please stop with your questions and say I can stay.
"Good as long as you know what would happen you can stay."
"Spasibo mom!"
"Don't do anything...bad, see you later." My mom ended the chat before she could see my red face.
I stood up and stretched my arms. What should I have for breakfast?The door bell rung before I had a chance to think of something. Walking out I said thank you to Ivan who just smiled and patted my head, opening the door I saw the same guy who drop off Ivan.
"Hello mister delivery guy!" I said with a smile on my face.
"Your livlier than the first time I saw you." He smiled at me. Now that I see him smile he looks kinda cute.
"Yeah well people change." I signed the clipboard while the delivery guy wheeled in the crate.
"Hey, what's your name?" I tilted my head a little to the right.
"Its Tyler."
"Cool, by any chance do you know who this is?" I pointed at the crate. Tyler shook his head.
"No, but I'll see you in a week." He left closing the door behind him.
"Time to see who this is." I took the envelope that Saber had in his mouth.
YONG-SOO IM: User Guide and Manual
Kill me now. I could handle Ivan (sorta) but this guy is like a pedo. Wait a second... this asshole is taller than me! I thought asian people were short(sob). Well enough stereotypes about asians, time to wake up the pedo.
I grabbed my laptop took it toward the box grabbed the CD and shoved it in the hole. That sounds negative...After pressing play I could here humming coming from the box. I waited until the CD stopped playing grabbed my crowbar and took off the top.
"Annyeonghaseyo!" Yong-soo popped up startiling me for a second.
"Hi Yong-soo!" I waved at him.
"Are you my owner da-ze?" He tilted his head while I resited the urge to hit him with the crowbar.
"Yes I am."
"But your so small da-ze." He put his hand on my head.
"I'm only two feet shorter than you."
"Your still small, anyway what's your name da-ze?" Already he's being an ass.
"My name is Lena and why are you staring at me like that?" I took a step back when I saw a glint in his eyes.
"Your breast belong to me da-ze!" He tackled me to the ground and latched onto my chest.
"Your bigger than I thought da-ze."
"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME, YOU PEDO!" I kicked him in the stomach and threw him at a wall.
"Saber, attack!" I yelled at Saber while I covered my chest with my arms. Saber growled at Yong-soo and started to charge at him.
Yong-soo managed to jump to the side before Saber could bite him. Saber tackled Yong-soo to the ground and growled in his face showing off lovely sharp fangs.
"Saber, you can stop now."
Saber growled at Yong-soo and came to my side.
"Can we eat him da-ze?" Yong-soo pointed at Saber who tilted his head. I thought koreans eating dogs was a stereotype.
"Hell no, and if you try to eat him I will kill you."
"Hello Yong-soo, I see you have met Lena." Ivan came into the foyer with me and the pedo.
"Yes he has and he already started to be a pedo." I went into the kitchen to start breakfast.
"I'm not a pedo da-ze!" The pedo followed me into the kitchen and so did Ivan.
"You just groped a fourteen year old, I call that pedophillia."
"That won't stop me from claiming your breast da-ze!"
He launched himself at me and I ducked so he could hit one of the counters. But apperently some stereotypes are actually right, because Yong-soo put his hand on the counter before he hit it and pushed himself at me.
Someones a ninja.
Anyway I now have a gropping Korean flying at me. I ducked again. Why? It's because Ivan was behind me. This is gonna be funny.
"DA-ZEEE!" Yong-soo landed face first on Ivan's stomach. Ivan smiled and pulled Yong-soo off of him while I burst out laughing.
"Hahahahaha! Thats what you get pedo!" I held my stomach and continued laughing.
"That wasn't funny da-ze."
"Yes it was hahahahaha!" I wiped a tear from my eye.
"What should we have fo breakfast?" Ivan looked at me. I let out a giggle before stopping but I still had a smile on my face.
"Something that originated in me da-ze!" Yong-soo suggested from the floor where he laid, Saber sat down on his back.
"Get off da-ze!" Saber growled and started pawing at his back.
"Hmmm, what would you like Ivan?"
"I would like something russian but something different would be alright."
"Okay how about gaeran tost-u?"
"You know how to make that da-ze?" Yong-soo had stars in his eyes.
"Ummm yes." I backed away.
"Make it now da-ze!" Yong-soo got off the floor and started shaking me.
"Stop shaking me and maybe I will!" He stopped shaking me and I shook my head to get rid of the dizziness.
I got out the ingredients but stopped when I saw Yong-soo and Ivan staring at me. I felt my face heat up and the prickling heat on my head.
"Why are you two staring at me?" I fought the urge to scratch my head.
"We just want to see how you make it da-ze." He gave me the puppy dog eyes. I sighed and took out a water bottle from the fridge. I took a sip then put it down next to the knife.
"If your gonna stare at least sit at the table so I won't see you." Ivan walked to the table and so did Yong-soo after whining. I grabbed the knife then started chopping the cabbage and carrots.
-hetalia-
Once the food was done I put it on three plates. Taking the plates in my hands and one on my head (I have awesome balancing skills) I gave Yong-soo and Ivan their food. After a semi quiet breakfast I showed Yong-soo upstairs.
"So you can have any room except this one, that one, and Ivans room." I pointed.
"Okay hmmm that one da-ze." He pointed to the room across from my sisters. I unlocked the door and was roughly pushed aside by Yong-soo.
"This room is awesome da-ze!" Yong-soo ran into the room and jumped on the bed which had the south korean flag on it. The room had everything korean in it, my mom liked the country alot. I came in the room and went to the window. It had a nice view, if you squint you can see past the trees and see some houses. While I was looking at the trees Yong-soo must have silently got off the bed and snuck up behind me because I felt two arms wrap around my middle causing me to jump. I almost elbowed him in the stomach.
"Thank you da-ze."
"Your welcome." Just as the moment came so suddenly it was stopped by a certain pedo.
"Your breast belong to me da-ze!" His hands flew up to my chest.
"YOU PEDO!" I thrusted my elbow into his stomach. While Yong-soo was holding his stomach I jetted out of his room. He may be a pedo but he's kinda nice. I made my way downstairs to see Ivan and Saber watching tv together. Theyr'e so weird. And yes Saber was on the couch while Ivan was on the floor, not the other way around.
"Come on Saber." I motioned toward the door, Saber happily came to me. I opened the door and followed Saber to the woods.
-hetalia-
"I'm back!" I shouted when I opened the door, Saber following behind.
"Welcome back Lena." Ivan smiled at me and headed into the kitchen probably to get vodka.
"Hi Lena, guess what!" A certain korean yelled as he slid down the stairs railing.
"What?" I stepped back a little.
"Your breast belong to me da-ze!" Yong-soo jumped off the railing and soared above my head. Once he was about 5 feet above me I did a back flip and lifted my right leg so his stomach landed on my foot and used a little of my momentum to fling him over to the living room. Did I mention that I'm awesome at gymnastic.
Anyway he landed on the floor which would have hurt but luckly Saber pulled a pillow off the couch to break his fall. Yong-soo was all wide eyed, he looked so funny I started laughing. The next thing I know I'm falling backwards. I open my eyes to see Yong-soo crouched on the floor with his left leg stretched out and a big grin on his face.
You think your slick don't you. I landed on my hands and started kicking at him. He dodged all my kicks then started kicking at me. I got to my feet and threw some punches.
By the time we stopped it was about nine o'clock, we were both panting and a little sweaty.
"It's a tie da-ze." Yong-soo held out his hand. I grinned and shook it.
"Until next time when I win." I headed upstairs and turned right into my room.
"You mean if you win da-ze!" Yong-soo yelled after me.
"Your just mad cause I got skillz!" I yelled back and went straight for my bathroom. After a good fifteen minute shower I changed into my tanktop and basketball shorts. I'm gonna get me some food~. I'm gonna get me some food~. I'm gonna get me-
"BOO!" Yong-soo popped out from the side of the wall.
"HOLY SHIT!" I fell onto the stairs. Damn bastard. Yong-soo laughed at me while I flipped him off and walked away.
"Awwww someones upset da-ze." Yong-soo followed behind me.
"Fuck you." I went straight toward the kitchen to start dinner, I opened the backdoor, Saber trotted outside.
"No need for such langauge da-ze." He patted my head which made me want to strangle him. I shook his hand off of my head then looked through the fridge.
"Fuck. You." I said as he wrapped his arms around my waist.
"Langauge da-ze." I felt his hands go at my sides which made me giggle a little.
"Someones tickle-ish da-ze!" I could hear him smile as his hands started to go up and down my sides making me start laughing. You bastard!
"Stop it hahahahahahaha!" I yelled as I struggled and squirmed but Yong-soo held a strong grip.
"Not until you say I win da-ze!" I felt tears in my eyes as I laughed harder.
"N-never hahahaha!"
"Say it da-ze!"
"S-stop it I can't breath hahahahahaha!" I waved my arms hoping Ivan could stop this torture. But of course not because he just giggled.
"Not until you say it da-ze!"
"Fine!" He stopped tickling me so I could speak. I tried to escape but his hands were still at my sides.
"You win..." I mumbled
"Louder da-ze!" He started tickling me again, this time not stopping to let me talk.
"Your a asshole hahahahahahaha!"
"That not it da-ze!" He tickled me faster.
"You win!" He finally stopped but still held me in his arms.
"That wasn't so hard da-ze." He lifted me so his face was next to mine and smiled.
"Your a asshole." I couldn't yell because my stomach hurt to much.
"Your stubborn da-ze." I tried to lift my arm and hit him but my muscles hurt to much. Yong-soo tucked me under his arm and said something to Ivan who just nodded. I slowly closed my eyes and blocked out all sounds then fell asleep.
Authors note
Moonlight: I'm finally done!
Lena: Took you long enough.
Moonlight: Stop vomiting negative energy at me.
Lena: ...What?
Moonlight: Anyway all mistakes are mine and being the weird person I am I'm gonna fix some things in chapter one.
Lena: Don't forget to reveiw.
Moonlight: If you feel like it also if you don't like the story and say bad things about it I won't care.
Lena: Meaning if she won't give a shit if you flame.
Moonlight: Yup, if you don't like don't read.