Moonlight514: I don't own hetalia or the manuals
I walked slowly down the stairs while the door bell rang multiple times. Stupid Tyler he should know ringing a door bell isn't going to make me come down the stairs any faster than I already am. I finally reach the door just as Tyler was starting to knock. I opened it slowly the door, squinting my eyes because of the sunlight.
"Took you long enough," Tyler handed me the clipboard thing. I signed it and handed it back.
"Shut up, its too early for this," He looked at me for a second then looked at his watch.
"You know its, like, twelve right now?" I shrugged. Screw time. I moved aside as Tyler wheeled in the next bother in my life. I closed the door once he left then turned to the crate.
Knock knock knock!
Ugh, what the hell does he want now. I opened the door again.
"What?"
"Theres another unit," I looked at Tyler with squinted eyes, not because of the sun but because of what he said.
"What did you say?" I moved to the side while he put the other crate next to the first one.
"You got another unit," This asshole has to be kidding.
"Your kidding, right?"
"Nope." Tyler left, closing the door behind him. I turned around and saw Yong-soo behind me with both his arms up above his head and a frozen expression kinda like this: 8D. Ivan was just coming down the stairs.
"What the hell are you doing?" He put his hands down and scratched the back of his head.
"Nothing da-ze," Strange, it looked like you were about to scare me either that or grope me. But thats my thought.
"Sure you were," I walked over to the crate on the left.
"Who'd we get da-ze?" I stood up on my toes and reached up for the envelope and box on top.
"I don't know ," I stretched my arm up further. "Thats why I'm trying to get the envelope." goddamn height.
"Lena,"
"Yeah, Ivan?"
"Here." I turned to Ivan, he had the box in one hand and the envelope in the other.
"When did you get that?" He patted my head when I took the box and envelope.
"I took it when you were trying to reach it," Ivan giggled. "Its funny watching short people try to get something out of their reach."
*glass shatters* You hear that? That was my pride shattering. I heard snickers behind me.
"Your short da-ze," Yong-soo snickered again. I flipped him off. See, this is why I don't like being short. Everyone makes fun of your height and you can't really do shit. What I don't like most is that my family is full of tall mother fuckers. Okay enough ranting cause I feel my body heating up and that means I'm gonna hurt someone or something. I opened the envelope and was about to take out the manual when a hand reached out from behind me and took the manual.
You can only guess who did that.
"You were too slow da-ze."
I turned around and glared at Yong-soo. He ignored me and opened the envelope.
"Give it back," I reached for the envelope but Yong-soo held it above his head. This is what I mean about short people can't do shit about tall people.
"Whats the magic word da-ze?"
"Give it back now or I'll punch you in the face."
"Thats not it da-ze~," I reached for it again but Yong-soo switched the envelope to his other hand. I felt my body temperature rise slightly and I curled my hand into a fist.
No, I'm not gonna punch him in the face... just in the stomach. I slammed my fist into Yong-soo's stomach making him topple over to the ground and let go of the envelope.
"Oww..." I picked up the envelope and pulled out the manual.
"Your okay, your still alive, aren't you?" I poked Yong-soo in his back with my foot.
"No da-ze,"
I sucked my teeth at him. He is all right, he's just being dramatic. And yeah I do know I'm being insensitive but he deserved it for making me feel short. I heard a scrapping sound from behind me.
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OH SHIT! I left Saber alone outside when me and Yong-soo were fighting! Not last week when he scared me and I fell on the steps.
"Saber!" I sprinted toward the backdoor, nearly slamming into the door trying to stop. I practically ripped the door off the hinges trying to open it.
"Saber~," He wagged his tail and barked/howled happily. I patted his head while he licked my other hand.
"Мой бедный маленький щенок, я так сожалею, что вы должны были остаться за пределами всю ночь," I ran my hand through Saber's fur. Then I noticed something.
"What the hell, Saber? Your covered in dirt!" I looked at my right hand. It was covered in dirt.
"Eww. How did you get so dirty?" Saber tilted his head towards the backyard. There was a hole about 5 feet wide right in the center of the yard.
"Really, Saber, you couldn't sleep on the porch?"
He huffed at me.
"Since when does the commie have a dog?"
Please tell me I didn't get him. Please please please tell me I didn't get that guy. I turned my head, slowly, to the voice I heard behind me.
"Your not the commie."
"...Fuck."
-hetalia-
I cannot -cannot!- believe my shitty luck. You wanna know why? Because I just got the -self proclaimed- hero. And I'm not saying I don't like him it's just that he seems so difficult to understand. Plus he's loud. And arrogant. And he eats to much.
Something wet ran up my cheek.
"Ew, Saber, don't lick me when I'm mind ranting," I said while poking Saber's nose.
"Damn commie,"
"привет (hello) comrade,"
I turned around to see Alfred and Ivan glaring at each other. Well kind of glaring, Al was glaring Ivan was looking at him with a smile going 'kolkolkol'
"Lena da-ze!"
"What? Why are you yelling?" Does he not know that my hearing is sensitive in the morning? I looked over at Yong-soo; he was waving his arms up and down for some odd reason.
"There's nothing in the crate da-ze!"
"So you yell?"
"Was I not supposed to da-ze?"
smack!
That was my hand connecting with my face. Its too fucking early to be dealing with this shit.
I walked over to the crate, hitting Yong-soo in the process to make him shut up, and peered down at the sleeping form of Canada. I turned to Yong-soo who was rubbing the side of his head from when I hit him.
"The crate isn't empty, Canada's in there," Yong-soo looked at me then tilted his head to the side.
"...Who da-ze?"
Cue another face-palm.
"Never mind," I said while picking up Canada's manual and reading how to wake him up. So I have to speak french. Okay.
"Canada, peut vous réveiller?(Canada can you wake up?)" I said and poked him in the head with the manual. He wiggled a little then opened his eyes and looked up at me.
"Good to see that your awake," I smiled at him. He smiled back for a second and narrowed his eyes at me.
"How do I know you can't see me, eh?"
"Would I be talking to you if I couldn't see you?" He thought then smiled again.
"It's nice to meet you...?"
"Lena, nice to meet you to Canada," I said, smiling softly. Canada got out of his crate while I read through his manual. *gasp!* He can make pancakes! And marijuana brownies...Anyway, pancakes yay! I wonder if he would put in blueberries. I love things that have blueberries.
I felt a tap on my shoulder. I glanced up and saw Yong-soo.
"Hmmmm?"
"Who were you talking to da-ze?"
"Canada," He just looked at me.
"Matthew," He looked at me again.
"The personification of Canada,"
"Who da-ze?"
Face-fucking-palm. I need to stop face-palming before I get a hand print on my face.
"Lena are you okay? You have a hand print on your face da-ze," Too late. I turned to face Matthew and saw him slowly fading.
"Matt," I walked up to him "Can you make some pancakes?"
He nodded "Sure,"
Awesome, I get pancakes~.
-hetalia-
An awesome breakfast and two fights separated later, I glared down at Saber and he glared back just as hard.
"Get in the tub, Saber." He huffed at me but got in anyway and started licking the water.
"Don't drink the water," I said grabbing the washcloth by the sink and added soap. Saber looked at me then at the soap then at me again and. He lifted his paw to the edge of the tub.
"At least wait till I get the soap on you." He put his paw back down. This is the easy part: getting him in the tub and getting the soap on him. The hard part: getting him to stay still while I wash him. I scrubbed the washcloth against Saber's back while he tried to wiggle away from me.
"Остановить извиваясь,(Stop squirming,)" Saber growled at me but stopped moving.
And thats when he did it. Just as I reached the top of Saber's head, he jumped out of the tub, looked back at me and pushed me into the tub. You wanna know what I did ? I screamed. Loudly. And the next thing I know the guys bust in my bathroom at look at like 'what the fuck happened to you?".
"GET THE FUCK OUT!" I yelled. The guys slammed the door shut in Saber's face.
Not only am I pissed at Saber I'm soaking wet (A/N: no shit sherlock) and I'm wearing one of those shirts that are kinda see through when wet (not a white t-shirt though). So in short I'm soaking wet, I'm pissed, and the guys saw my bra. You can tell I'm pretty mad. I heard a snicker from behind the door.
"If your laughing at me I will fucking kill you in the worst way possible!" There was silence before loud laughter came from the other side of the door.
"Motherfuckers,"
"Sorry dudette, but that was too funny!" My pissed off level is just getting higher and higher till I explode. I got out of the tub, glaring at Saber while doing so, and walked into my closet to change clothes. When I got back the door was open, Saber was gone, and Alfred had a guilty look on his face.
"Where's my dog?" I asked. The guys were quiet. Ivan was the first to speak up.
"Alfred was wondering if you were okay so he opened the door and Saber ran out." I slowly turned my head to look at Alfred while Ivan said this.
"Heh, sorry Lena," Al scratched the back of his head.
"..."
"Lena?"
"...You fucking asshole."
"It seemed like the heroic thing to do!"
"It wasn't."
"I'll make it up to you! I can take you to mc-"
"If you say mcdonalds I will smack you with the motherfucking sink,"
"Lena is violent when she's mad da-ze,"
"She is Russian, da." I turned to Ivan and Yong-soo who were whispering quietly to each other (A/N:apparently not so quietly if you can hear them).
"I can hear you." They shut their mouths. I turned back to Al who was trying to tip toe out of my room.
"Don't you dare move," I said. Al stopped in his tracks and slowly turned his head in my direction.
"Your going to find Saber and get him clean or I'm going to decapitate you and use your head to play soccer, got it?"
"Y-yes ma'am," Maybe its me but I love the look of pure horror on his face, I just think its so funny. Good lord I'm so freakin' mean.
-hetalia-
I creeped along the side of the house. I feel like a stalker, I shouldn't have to sneak up on my dog to get him to take a bath. I poked my head around the corner; Saber was standing a couple of feet away, looking up at the fence. He's probably wondering if he can jump it. I tip toed over to him careful not to step on a twig or something. Saber perked up his ears and let out a low growl. Shit, he must've heard my feet against the grass. In an instant Saber was off running toward the back of the house.
"Dammit!" I ran off after him and tackled him to the ground. He wiggled as I lifted him up on his hind legs. A blast of water was shot at Saber followed by loud laughter. I let go of Saber and laughed as he tried to run from the water.
"That's what you get, you li-ahhh!" I screamed as water was shot at me. I hid behind the oak tree to avoid getting sprayed.
"That's for being mean to me da-ze!" I giggled and stuck my head out from behind the tree.
"You were being loud!" I narrowly avoided get shot in the face ans stayed behind the tree. I let out a giggle. This was like a game I played with my friends, someone was the shooter and they had to shoot everybody and whoever got shot first would be the shooter in the next round, but you have to get head-shots to win. But instead of a hose we would use a watergun. The only things missing were a watergun and my friends. Mason would make the game very fun.
A/N
Moon: It took me three fucking months to do this chapter. I feel disappointed in myself.
Lena: It was a very complicated three months.
Moon: Not only did my first computer commit suicied, but I had to deal with shit from school, my family, and me and my sisters cat died. All of that is not necessary. Anyway sorry for the late update, but its hard to write when you have to deal with life. And please check out the new story that I'm gonna post right after this. Leave a review if you like if you don't like then don't leave anything.