Jarvan stamped the gold-letterred invitation and latched the sash on the carrier pigeon. "There we go," Jarvan said, "that should be the last of the invites."

The next day in Freljord, Ashe was eating her donut out in the terrace of her castle. She took a sip of her ice coffee when one of Jarvan's carrier pigeon flew blindly into her face."Ouch!" The sash fell off the pigeon and out came the invitation. "Ooh what is this?" Ashe said curiously.

The invitation read:

To Ashe of Freljord,

I, Jarvan the Fourth, am proud to invite you to stay on my cruise ship. I hope you will be able to come. What am I saying? Of course you will come. It's a cruise ship for God's sake.

From the owner of the ship,

Jarvan

Ashe gasped,"I broke one of my nails!" Ashe's magic poro, Puppet, sighed,"What about the invite for the cruise ship?"

"Oh yea, that too," Ashe said. She walked into her room and started packing,"Demacia, here I come." Let's just hope none of my sisters are there to ruin this perfect vacation.

The next day, Ashe's private jet, The Enchanted Arrow, arrived at Demacia. She stepped out of the jet with her 3 suitcases. She handed the guard the ticket and ran onto the ship, but the first thing that she saw was no other than one of her sisters, Sejuani. She smirked,"Oh look, Little miss 'Queen of Freljord' has arrived."

Lissandra also was invited to the ship. "What are you fools doing here? You'll ruin my vacation!" she growled.

"I can ask you the same thing," Ashe countered. Sejuani tackled both of them ,and a cat fight broke out.

Jarvan, noticing that three ladies were arguing, rushed over to the fight. "Ladies, ladies, there's no need to argue over me. There's plenty of Jarvan to go around," he said with a reassuring tone. All three ladies started laughing at Jarvan. "Oh please, you're way out of our leagues," Ashe laughed.

"Lay off those jelly rolls, Jarvan. I can clearly see your double chin from down here," Sejuani added.

Lissandra joined in,"Do you even lift? Those muscles are looking really flabby."

Jarvan's proud look disappeared into a frown. His fists clenched and nostrils flared. He bit down on his lips and his face quivered. "Well, now I know that you feel that way about me. I don't need some teenage girls to criticize my look. I have all the women in Demacia to do that," Jarvan said, still trying to hold in his anger. A minute of silence passed.

"I'm not a teen," Sejuani said.

"An I'm immortal," Lissandra added.

"Enough!" Jarvan shouted. "We shall settle this like men." Jarvan leaped heroically into the air only to be stunned by Lissandra and Sejuani and shot down by Ashe. Lissandra laughed,"That was easier than I thought."

Ashe grinned,"Since we have defeated you, you are now our bitch. Bow down to us bitch."

"Wait, what!" Jarvan yelled clenched fists.

"I said, you are now our bitch, bitch," Ashe repeated. Jarvan took a moment to think.

"How about this? I can be your bitch, or you can have what's in this mystery box," Jarvan proposed.

Ashe discussed with her sisters,"A bitch is a bitch, buuuut a mystery box could be anything. Even a bitch."

Lissandra reasoned,"Then let's just pick the b-"

"We pick the mystery box," Ashe cut her off. Jarvan grinned and handed the box to Ashe. Inside the box was 50k gold.

"I can't believe you traded our bitch for these yellow coin things," Lissandra whinned."What are we suppose to do with those!" Jarvan facepalmed and sighed.