"Ah haha yeah-ahaha!" Miss Fortune's laughter echoed throuh the mansion as her target for the bounty hunt, Rihana Minaj, fell to the ground with a thud. "Too easy," she remarked. "Now all I have to do is take the house key, and I'm done." She strutted over to the dead landlord and snatched the key out of his hand. Now to get my pay.
"What do you mean you don't have the money!" Miss Fortune yelled , grabbing on the man's collar.
"Please don't kill me. I'll have the money by next week. I swear," the man begged.
Miss Fortune narrowed her eyes,"When you ask someone like me to kill someone, you better have the money right away."
"If it makes you feel any better, I found this paper on the streets. You can have it. Please just don't kill me," the man pleaded.
Miss Fortune took the piece of paper from the man."What's this?" It was an ticket for the ship Jarvan has. It was also blank, so any name could be written there. Since I already have an invitation for the ship, I can give this one to Fizz."I will except this instead of the money," Miss Fortune said.
"Guess what, Fizz? I have another ticket for the ship. You can come with me now," Miss Fortune called out to Fizz. He was inside of her house again. Probably stealing one of her bras.
"Oh boy!" Fizz exclaimed. He probably had already sifted through Miss Fortune's luggage because he was wearing her panties and bra.
After arriving at Demacia, the two carried their suitcases to the gate. "Ticket please," the guard asked the two. Miss Fortune handed the guard her invite and Fizz's ticket. "I'm sorry ma'm, but Fizz is not allowed on this ship. Champions only."
"What! Fizz is a champion," Miss Fortune and Fizz both said."This is unexceptable!" Fizz screamed. The commotion caught Jarvan's attention.
"What's going on?"Jarvan asked."Oh, it's you, Fizz." Miss Fortune can tell that Jarvan did not like Fizz.
"This guard won't accept my ticket; he says that I'm not a champion," Fizz complained.
"Well, we need proof that you are a champion," Jarvan replied. Fizz pulled out his League-a-pedia and flipped to the 'F' section.
"See, it says it right here in my League-a-pedia," Fizz pointed to his face.
"What League-a-pedia?" Jarvan asked. He took out a flame thrower and torched the book. "I don't see any League-a-pedia."
"Why did you just do that, Jarvan?" Miss Fortune asked. "There must be a reason why you hate Fizz so much."
Jarvan hesitated for a moment and then sighed,"When I was young, I ate a Fizz-berry, and it gave me food poisoning." Miss Fortune and Fizz were looking at Jarvan like he was crazy. "You don't know what I went through." Jarvan continued,"That traumatized me for a whole hour! You know how long that is for me?"
"Come on, Jarvan. There has to be something that can let him on the ship," Miss Fortune pleaded. Jarvan took a moment to think. If fizz can accomplish a task that Miss Fortune never can, maybe he deserves to be a champion.
"Think of something that you've never been able to do," he finally said t Miss Fortune.
"Hmm," Miss Fortune though,"well I've never been able to find my lemon-scented, crimson red lipsticks that cost over 75k gold. Now Jarvan and Fizz are looking at her like she is crazy. "How else can I get my lips so luscious?" Miss Fortune defended herself.
"I don't know, steroids?" Fizz asked.
"I've already tried that. I've tried everything: steroid, diets, workouts, eating Teemo's fur, even eating red crayons'" Miss Fortune replied.
Fizz's eyes grew wide,"Wait what?"
Miss fortune took out a red crayon,"Eating red crayons?"
Fizz sighed,"No, the other thing."
"Oh, eating Teemo's fur," Miss Fortune realized."What? I was desperate."
"We are getting too far off track," Jarvan cut them off. "Fizz, if you can find her lipsticks, you will be a champion."
"I have it right here inside her bra!" Fizz pulled out a lipstick.
"That's not mine. It wasn't there a minute ago," Miss Fortune pointed out.
"What then whose is it?" Fizz stressed. Miss Fortune took the lipstick and held it up to the sun light.
"It says 'Property of Jarvan'," Miss Fortune read.
"Uh... um...t-that's not mine," Jarvan stuttered.
Miss Fortune continued reading,"If he tried to tell you that it is not, it is." Jarvan snatched the lipstick from her.
"Since it isn't Miss Fortune's, Fizz is still not a champion," Jarvan said after putting the lipstick in his pockets.
While he was talking, Fizz noticed something in the panties he took from Miss Fortune. "I found it!" Fizz yelled out.
Jarvan was surprised,"Fine then, you are allowed on the ship, but I will hold a grudge." Jarvan pulled out a DVD labeled The Grudge.
Miss Fortune thought about the situation. "What did this Fizz-berry look like?" she questioned.
"Well it was purple and speckled," Jarvan replied.
Miss Fortune burst out laughing,"That's not a Fizz-berry you idiot. That's a poison berry. Didn't you learn that in first grade?"
Jarvan was embarrassed,"Uh... I knew that. Just wanted to test you." He sighed,"Who am I kidding? I barely played any attention in class."
"Then there is no reason to hold a grudge," Miss Fortune said.
"You're right," Jarvan realized and dropped the DVD. "Welcome on the ship. Also if anyone ask, you did not see my lipstick."