Shen , Akali, and Kennen enjoyed some refreshments after a hard day of training. "I like this yellow drink. It has an interesting taste to it," Kennen remarked.
Akali was confused,"What are you talking about? The drinks haven't been opened yet."
"Where did you get that drink," Shen asked.
"At that shed over there. I got the drink out of a fountain looking thing," Kennen replied.
"Kennen, that's not a shed. It is a restroom, and the fountain thing is a urinal," Akali explained. Kennen, who was sipping his cup spat the liquids all over Akali's face.
"You drank urine, ahaha!" Shen laughed. Alkali took the cup and splashed the rest of the urine on Shen's face. Shen wiped his face with a towel. "Enough messing around," he finally said."I have a surprise for you guys. Three tickets for a cruise ship."
"Woah ever since we defeated Zed at the last meeting, you've been in a really good mood," Akali observed.
After arriving in Demacia, the three did some sight seeing in. "The world feels better without Zed," Shen said."We should head to the ship; it's getting late." After having dinner at restaurant, the three headed to the ticket gate. They gave the guard their tickets and walked on the deck.
"Shen..." Zed said with his eyes narrowed.
"Zed..." Shen replied.
"Shen!" Zed spat.
"Zed!" Shen spat.
"Um, hello we are here too," Akali interrupted.
"Yea, yea whatever. I don't care about you two,"Zed snapped. "Fight me Shen," Zed challenged. "Now with my new powers to control light, I will have no problems defeating you in a matter of milliseconds. "
"If light is so fast, how come it has never caught me?" Shen laughed.
"Aaaaaah," a red line appeared across Shen. "Demacia!" A flash of light blasted Shen, knocking him off the ship.
"Oops sorry, I was teaching Wukong to use Final Spark. Figured I owe him after he saved me," Lux called out. "Did I hit anyone?"
Alkali gasped,"Shen you feeding faggot. Why do I always have to fight Zed alone?"
"I'm still here you know?" Kennen pointed out.
"Silence..." Akali hissed. "Now get ready to be owned Zed!"
"Now you try to do it, Wukong," Lux said.
"Aaah!" Wukong yelled. Instead of shooting a laser, the wand flew out of his hand and knocked Akali into the water with Shen. "Oops," Wukong called out.
"Don't worry guys; I'll defeat Zed," Kennen said. He charged at Zed with his Lightning Rush, but Zed just stepped aside. Zed stuck out his leg and tripped Kennen. Kennen freaked out and his Slicing Maelstrom in the water, electrocuting both Akali and Shen.
"Triple kill!" Jarvan called out on his speaker.
"Muahaha, I win!" Zed laughed."Now I will take over this ship, and nothing can stop me!"
"Aaah," a red line appeared through Zed. "Oh shi-"
"Shut down!" Jarvan called out on his speaker.
"Yes, it worked!" Wukong remarked.