Food Fight
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Sakura and Gaara walked out of the classroom laughing. 'Well it's not my fault I thought that was how you did it.' 'That's not even close to how it's done, it was all wrong.' 'Well sorry your majesty I will make sure to do it the right way next time.'
During the class, Gaara had gotten bored and decided to take apart the model of the human organs. By the time the class was finished, he had taken out all of the organs but was now at a loss at how to put it back together.
He had piled the innards of the model back inside and hoped it would just stay there. But as he was walking away the pieces came tumbling out and the students that were still in the room looked around to find the Kazekage glaring at half a plastic manikin.
Sakura had seen what happened and quickly got the students out of the class before Gaara did something stupid. Then she walked quickly to the back of the room to place the organs in their appropriate places.
Gaara didn't look at her; he glared at the manikin hoping that it would just melt under his intense gaze. Placing the organs back into their appropriate places with ease Sakura turned around to see that Gaara still wasn't looking at her.
Sighing she grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out the door, just laughing and explained on their way out of the building how the organs went together in that model. Gaara didn't say much after defending himself, he was to busy making mental notes just incase this incident repeated itself.
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Temari ran into the house slamming the door behind her, 'Kankuro! Get your ass down here now, we have work to do!' With that, Temari ran through the house to the kitchen where she deposited all of her shopping bags on the counter.
'I'm right here, there's no need to yell now what is this plan of yours?' Kankuro asked as he strolled into the room.
'You mean my genius plan that will have Gaara and Sakura hooking up tonight? Well it involves a lot of food, a big mess and maybe a bit of soppy water,' Temari said gleefully while spreading out materials across the room. There were several bags of food, most of which were instant food, because Temari couldn't cook to save her life, and it was the fastest thing she could think of.
Kankuro stared at her for a moment, 'what the hell are you going on about?' He watched as she unpacked candles and a bag full of rose petals. Before this moment, some people could argue that Temari was sane in her own way, and Kankuro was one of those people, but seeing her like this he lost hope in her sanity.
'It's a brilliant idea! We have a massive food fight, covering both Sakura and Gaara in a ton of messy food. Then we offer to clean up the dinning room while Gaara helps clean Sakura up, so we fill his room and bathroom with candles and rose petals. Its fool proof!'
'Oh I see, but there's one problem that I see, are we going to leave the candles burning, cause we might burn the house down. I know for certain Gaara would forgive us for getting the house messy but not if we burn it down,' Kankuro pondered as he started to help Temari make the food, unlike hers his food you could eat without it crawling back out of your mouth.
'Already thought of that,' Temari said with a smile as she produced small glass containers, they were big enough to put all the candles in with two inches of extra glass. 'See all we have to do is fill these about half way with water, so if the two little love birds happen to knock a couple over in there rush to get to bed, the candle will put itself out.'
'Your brilliant Temari, and a little more interested in Gaara's sex life then I think you should be. That being said you get to work upstairs I'll make the food.'
'Why are you making the food?'
'Because if there is any left over I would like to actually be able to eat it.'
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When they approached the Kazekage's house Sakura was sure she could smell something cooking. 'Gaara do you smell that?'
'I do, and I pray its not Temari trying to cook, again.'
As the entered, the house they found that the smell of food was actually pleasant, and the walls weren't covered in burn marks, slime or weapons. Looking around for this strange phenomenon of well-cooked food they came upon Temari and Kankuro sitting at the dinning room table, which was covered in dozens of plates, all of which were piled with food.
'Don't worry I cooked it all. I made Temari sit upstairs until I was done,' Kankuro said around a mouth full of food.
'It would have been nice if you had waited for us,' Gaara commented as he took his place at the table and watched as Sakura sat across from him.
'Well we were going to but it just smelled so good we couldn't help ourselves.' With that Temari lifted a large amount of potato's to her mouth but instead of eating it, she flung it towards Kankuro.
'Hey what did you do that for, no need to waste good food,' Kankuro yelled in protest, as he picked up a handful of noodles and launched them at Temari's head. They made a squishing noise on impact, and were accompanied with Sakura's giggles.
'So you think this is funny do you Sakura,' Temari asked with an evil grin.
'Not really, just kind of comical,' Sakura said as she started moving slowly away from Temari, who had a crazy look in her eye.
'Oh well then I'm sure you won't mind this,' Kankuro said as he took aim at Gaara with a bowl of peas and Temari picked up a plate of Jell-O, with a look at each other, they launched the food at their victims heads.
With the very little warning she got Sakura was unable to dodge the Jell-O missal that hit her square in the face, but Gaara had moved at the last moment and the peas only got him in the shoulder. 'Well I see how it is then,' Sakura said as she wiped Jell-O out of her eyes, 'and there's only one thing to do now.'
Without warning, she through a handful of food at Temari, but without pause she throw another at Kankuro. Gaara watched in amusement for a moment before he realized that there was a potato glob hurtling towards him, coming straight from a very satisfied looking Sakura.
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There you go, second last chapter done, one more to go, and more then a year later I will have finished my first multi chapter fic.