Popo groaned weakly as he blinked several times. He felt weird, as if he had grown or so. He took a look around the room he was in, with it having Fire Emblem features all around, and then looked at his body, freezing in horror as he screamed.
He... wasn't exactly a 'he' anymore. In fact, he now had the look of a certain feminine blue haired swordsman...
"WHY THE HELL AM I IN MARTH'S BODY!?" Popo exclaimed at the top of his lungs as he began panicking, placing his hands on his face as his eyes widened.
"Actually, you're not Marth." Male Robin stated as he approached Popo, placing his hands on his shoulders. "You're actually his female descendant, Lucina."
"...I'M A GIRL!?" Popo exclaimed as 'she' screamed in horror, the entire mansion shaking as Popo was having a panic attack.
Meanwhile, in another room, one that was all frosty and whatnot, Lucina groaned, taking a glance around the room and then looking down, to see that she... was actually in Popo's body.
"NO!" Lucina exclaimed as 'he' placed 'his' small adorable hands on 'his' face. "This cannot be! I'm a midget! Why did it have to be dear old me!?"
"Popo, are you all right?" Nana asked as she entered the room after marching several Pikmin down the hallway, placing her hands on her hips. "You don't seem all too fine after getting that butt implant."
"B-butt implant!?" Lucina exclaimed as 'he' shook Nana, shaking the pink robed Ice Climber girl as 'he' screamed in her face, "You tell me what the hell is going on, and now! I'm not who you think I am!"
Nana froze, her eyes widening as she noticed that 'Popo' wasn't feeling right in the head. "Did you get a wedgie from Dark Pit again?"
"W-what about D-dark Pit!?" Lucina stuttered as 'he' tried to conceal 'his' feelings for the edgy, black winged angel, blushing as Nana placed her right hand on her face, wondering just what the fuck was going on.
Meanwhile in the hallway, with all the Pikmin continuing to deliver goods to the various Smashers, Dark Pit and Fire Emblem's Roy were making out with each other, causing some of the Smashers going by to give them odd looks. Bowser Junior just shook his head in disgust as he kept walking by, while Iggy Koopa promptly shouted 'GAY' as he pointed at the two teenage looking human characters, crazily laughing. Dark Pit then shot a black arrow at Iggy, knocking the green haired Koopaling out as he and Roy kept kissing each other.
"If anyone asks why does this shit happen in most fanfiction, just keep in mind that the source material is just as stupid." Dry Bowser explained while practicing his tennis skills on a brick wall nearby, watching the fuzzy ball bounce about in the hallways as the reptilian skeleton sighed and pulled out another tennis ball.