"This can't be happening." Popo remarked as he was still trapped in Lucina's body, wondering how he was going to get out of this predicament as he placed his hands on 'his' flat body. "Why did this have to happen to me, of all people?"
"Yo, Lucy!" Ike called as he was eating some KFC, holding the bucket with his right arm. "You're gonna come to the hospital room and see the show? Doc is gonna give that blue robed eskimo boy his butt implant! Says that he has the Pikmin to do the implanting."
"...OH NO!" Popo exclaimed as he dashed out, pushing Ike to the side and rushing immediately down the hallway. "Oh God, oh why...!?"
Ike's eyes were a bit widened as he was quite surprised. "Huh. Never realized how much Lucina liked Popo..." He shrugged and went back to eating his chicken.
Popo kept on dashing until he tripped over a parade of Pikmin, looking up to see that they were carrying hamburgers on their stubby plant arms as he looked up to see the Pikmin getting burgers from Dry Bowser, who was grilling fresh hot patties on the grill.
"Now do you realize why it's best to think?" Dry Bowser suggested as the skeletal reptile decided to laugh since he had the last chuckle.
Meanwhile, inside the hospital was Lucina, still inside Popo's body, trembling with fright as she was attached to a hospital bed with brown straps pinning her down, with several Smashers and non Smashers glancing at her from the viewing glass as Dr. Mario entered, several Pikmin following him, with all of them looking like doctors.
"All right, Popo, just think of beating us up, with that big old mallet of yours," Dr. Mario reassured Lucina as he tapped her on the head, completely unaware that it wasn't the real Popo.
"Oh God... why did it have to be me...?" Lucina thought to herself as she noticed the Pikmin climbing up on 'her' body, knowing that this was going to be extremely painful for her.