It might of been a new term and new year, but some things never change, as proved by Seamus who waved to a pretty girl with blonde hair in loose curls and bright blue eyes, however she just looked at Seamus and then took a seat, whilst he started fidgeting with the air conditioning control switch above his head, trying to make out as if he had never been waving to her at all.
"Still going well with Lucy then,is it?" Neville said, half laughing.
"Shut up!" Spat Seamus, turning red.
"Oh here he is" Ron said over them. As Harry,Hermione,Neville and Seamus looked down the coach they saw Flitwick had just got on board.
"Watch out, Harry." Seamus said in a whisper that was barely audible.
To everyone's amusment except from Harry's, Flitwick had glanced over at him and had given him a thumbs up. Harry was horrorfied, "Oh don't do that" he said helplessly.
The others couldn't help it. The emerged in fits of laughter and started mocking Harry with sayings such as "Ohhh, Thumbs-up friend!", "Ohhh, weird old innapropraite friend!" and "Ohh,spunk samples friend!"
"Oh, why did he have to do the thumbs-up?" Harry said bitterly.
Ron help up his own thumb in an imitation of Flitwick and then said, "Because that's what going to be going up your arse first!"
"Going up your arse first!" Harry bellowed back, and seized Ron's thumb in an attempt to put it somewhere innapropriate. They all laughed, even Hermione joined in, but in all the excitment, they had forgotten the rule of school trips; Hard kids sit at the back.
"Oh shit" Said Ron, and he desperatly left his seat at the back of the coach to find another.
"I'm off" Said Neville." And he too left, followed to Seamus and Harry, leaving Hermione sitting there, and Draco Malfoy, whom they had not expected to be coming along to the muggle village, came walking towards to back seats.
"No, stay, we have no reason to move!" Hermione shouted towards her friend who had abandoned her at the back of the coach with their arch enemy, Draco Malfoy.
"Move" Snarled Malfoy.
"Why should we?" Hermione said defensivly.
"You want me to give you a reason, do you?" Malfoy sniggered.
"Well, I'm not leaving with out one."
"I don't think you understand" Malfoy said, putting his face so close to Hermione's that any one from behind him would think that he was about to kiss her.
Hermione, although she felt scared and threatened, defend herself and said "I don't think that you understand, that we got up early to secure these seats and the-"
She was cut off as Malfoy grabbed hold of her by her school tie and dragged her away from the back seats, and sat down.
Hermione joined Ron,Harry,Neville and Seamus and the group of them stood together in the middle of the coach, looking for a place for them all to sit. At that moment, Severus Snape boarded the coach, and seeing them all grouped together snarled "What is going on, get back to your seats"
"There's no where to sit, Sir." Said Ron.
"Yes there is,there's loads of room at the front, sit next to Ernie!"
"I'm not sitting next to 'im, 'is fat arse takes up two seats!"
Severus gave a loud sigh, and Ron could just about hear Ernie saying something along the lines of, "I've got feeling too yano."
"Fine. Sit next to me or Professor come on,hurry up!" He barked.
Ron pulled a face of horror as he went to sit next to Snape, Flitwick's eyes lit up as Harry sat beside him, Seamus sat in the vacant seat behind Harry, Hermione was sat close to the back somewhere, but Neville was still stood in the gang way.
"Longbottom!" Barked Snape once more. "SIT DOWN!"
Neville didn't need telling twice. He sat down on the closest vacant seat he could find, and saw he was sitting next to a brunette girl with long flowing hair that reached her breasts. She was very pretty, and her beautiful green eyes looked at him welcomingly. Neville's heart skipped a beat. He had never seen this girl before. How had he never seen her? She was so beautiful!
"Sorry, I don't believe we've met." Neville said with all the courage he could muster.
"I'm Michelle Harris." She said smiling.
"Neville Longbottom." He returned her radiant smile.
As they headed to Swanage there was definitley a sense of excitment. A feeling that anything could happen, for a couple of hours. Then it just became another incredibly tedious coach journy.
Ron sat beside Snape who was reading this mornings Daily Prophet. He was beside himself with boredom. He was so bored, Ron thought, that he could eat himself. He opened his mouth to speak, but was stopped with his mouth hanging open in a perfect 'O' by Snape, who said without looking up from his paper "Don't even think about trying to talk to me"
Ron closed his mouth and sat back in his seat. Then, Snape folded his paper and got up out of his seat, down a flight of stairs, which Ron presumed took him to a toilet. Seizing the oppertunity, Ron dived out of his seat and ran over to join Harry and Seamus.
"Right, who wants to swap seats?" He said, looking back and forth from Seamus to Harry.
"Nah, I'm alright here thanks." Seamus said.
Dissapointed, Ron's eyes skimmed the rest of the coach looking for Hermione of Neville. His gaze fell upon Neville first, and he saw him engaged in deep conversation with the beautiful girl Michelle.
"'Ang on a minute! Who's SpongeBob-ShitHisPants talking too?"
Both Harry and Seamus turned around, and Harry's jaw dropped as he and Seamus gaped at Neville and Michelle.
"She's fit!" Yelled Harry, Still in awe at the fact Neville was talking to a decent bird.
"Yeah, she is" Seamus said, bewildred by the sight of it.
"Here" Said Harry, jumping out of his seat, "This will get her attention."
" Oh, Harry, Don't be embaressing!"
Too Late.
"OI! EVERYONE!" Harry bellowed. All eyes fell upon him. "Watch this!" The pulled out his arm, stick it in the air, and pulled as if tugging on an invisible toilet chain. The lorry driving beside the coach had pulled it's lever which activated the horn, and it hooted over the sounds of everyone's laugher.
"What's going on?" Michelle asked, sitting up in her seat to get a clearer view.
"It's just Harry being silly" Neville replied, desperate to get her attention back to him.
"Is he doing that horn thing? That's really funny!" She laughed.
Neville was shocked. She seemed far too mature to think this was funny.
"Yeah!" He piped up. "Silly..Funny...Silly in a Funny way."
He was seething. He was going to kill Harry for that when they got off the coach.
"Do it again, Harry!" Michelle yelled above the laughter and cheering, so he repeated the gesture the made with his arm, and again, another horn beeped.
" 'Ere" Ron said over the laughter. "If you liked that, I got a good one!" He knocked on the window of the coach several times until he had caught the attention of the old people driving by in the community bus driving past. He waved at them pleasantly until they waved back, then he turned his palm and stuck up his middle finger, still smiling as if he was doing something pleasant. He then started to pull the famous "wanker" sign, that was commonly used by muggles.
To Ron's dissapointment, everyone pulled faces,moaned,and tutted. "What?!. They loved it!"
At that moment, Snape re-appeared and seeing Ron his eyes flashed with anger, and the desire to strangle him.
"Weasley, sit DOWN!" he roared, and Ron hurridly rushed back to his seat.
They arrived at the hotel they would be staying at, and so far the only unspecified carnage they had witnessed was what Snape had left in the coach toilet. but Ron wasn't giving up on his mythical sea-side milf.